Sockpuppet Friday—the “Chris Matthews Comes Out” Edition
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Here’s a photo to get your creative juices flowing:
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
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Also, for some random fun on a Friday, here is Chris Matthews telling Josh Marshall he is falling in love with him.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
eggs, milk and flour!
Pancake Power!
happyfeet (a55ba0) — 1/21/2011 @ 11:17 amIf I did it, it was moral. It’s moral Joementum. Or, as I like to call it, Mo-Jomentum.
And Mr. Mo-Jomentum is rising, brother.
Joe Lieberman (74d4b3) — 1/21/2011 @ 11:22 amFinally!!!! Finally, Hissy Chrissy comes out—-of Sara Palin’s uterus.
Keith Oberman (5a11f5) — 1/21/2011 @ 11:27 amYou conservatives are all morons. All I did was link to a video clip that takes Glen Beck grossly out of context passing it off as a genuine article. Why do you assume i am excitedly trying to pass it off as genuine?
Charles's Johnson (e7d72e) — 1/21/2011 @ 11:29 amI pledge not to mention Sar…[fap,fap, fap]awwwwww, [fap, fap, fap]…awwww. Okay, I’m good.
Dana Milbank (e7577d) — 1/21/2011 @ 11:32 amI ♥ ∅
Manuel Zelaya (e7577d) — 1/21/2011 @ 11:53 amI play it down the middle, and I even criticized Obama! I can’t think of anything nice to say about conservatives, but for a nominal fee, you can listen to an iPodcast of me droning on about bipartisanship.
Mitch "No Labels" Dworkin (e7577d) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:13 pmBrought to you by Mitch “No Labels” Dworkin. Get my new book, Sell the Middle, at Stuckey’s gas station restrooms near you.
This year’s St. Alphonzo’s pancake breakfast is brought to you in part by Chris Matthews. Please don’t steal the margarine!
Frank Zappa (02954a) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:18 pmThis hateful rhetoric by Glen Beck has to stop.
Brett Kimberlin (e7d72e) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:20 pmBrett
I know. I was just telling that to Barack the other day.
William Ayers (e7d72e) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:20 pmWhy can’t these wingnuts just tamp down the rhetoric?
Bernadette Dorhn (e7d72e) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:22 pmGod Damn Glen Beck!
Rev. Wright (e7d72e) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:23 pmPlease stop posting as me, Mother.
Norman Bates (87e69d) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:28 pmchris,
Remember that time I asked you that “if you were to go camping with someone and woke up KY jelly smeared all over your ass and with your pants down around your ankles would you tell anybody?” Then you said “No” and I said “wanna go camping?” Too funny!!
That was the best camping trip of my life, the tent was so steamy all night!!
It made watching “Brokeback Mountain” so special!!
Love, Keithy
Keith Olberfuher (ffd0d6) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:30 pmYou stay away from Chris, Keith. He’s mine and you can’t have him!
Josh Marshall (e7d72e) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:32 pmOOoooohhh! It tingles!
Qwis Maffews (edf445) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:35 pmYou cannot loosen a man’s tongue with root beer.
Sen. Wharf (R) New Praxis (02954a) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:38 pmI am never going to tell you fools how much money I was paid to relentlessly pound that ridiculous anti-O’Keefe, pro-Acorn narrative. Talk about crazy blog dollars!
Brad Friedman (e7bc4f) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:47 pmYou idiots have absolutely no idea how much money you can make by being a dishonest lefty.
Brad Friedman (e7bc4f) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:50 pmOur Hungarian Nazi Jew hater has money to burn. Who does your side have who is willing to part with that kind of cash? Answer – Nobody. Hahahahaha!
Brad Friedman (e7bc4f) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:52 pm$350,000
Brad's Accountant (b54cdc) — 1/21/2011 @ 12:54 pmDon’t Fear the Fringe
Mitch "No Labels" Dworkin (e7577d) — 1/21/2011 @ 1:14 pm♪ ♫ ♬
All my dimes are gone
Hill, she’s all but done
Elections don’t fear the fringe
I’ll need to count my change
Try and be like they are
♭ ♮ ♯
Come on race card
Don’t fear the fringe
Try to trump my gender
Don’t fear the fringe
Hill don’t you cry
Don’t fear the fringe
Baby I’m your man
♪ ♫ ♭
Mo la la la
Mo la la la
♪ ♫ ♭
happy to announce
ColonelSeuss (5430d1) — 1/21/2011 @ 1:46 pmthe Green Eggs and Ham sequel
Big O Hears a Hu
you not numbah one
ColonelHu (5430d1) — 1/21/2011 @ 1:53 pmObama no not even
two… You.Numbah.Ten!
Whoa, my head hurts. I thought Chrissie “I squat to pee” Matthews swore eternal fealty to the magic negro, what with that tingle running up his (Chrissie’s)leg? And isn’t the saying, once you go black, you don’t go back? Your ratings are in the tank, so tell me why Comcast will pay you and the likes of Olberdouche and Maddow big bucks? So those talking heads need no censorship, but big ratings winners like Rush, Beck and O’Reilly do? Btw, pity Chrissie did not run for Pa. US Senator. He would fit right in with the likes of Lurch.
Calypso Louie Farrakhan (798aba) — 1/21/2011 @ 3:07 pmThe beef is at MY house.
Michelle Obama (29affb) — 1/21/2011 @ 3:22 pmSeriously, Chris, you’re creeping me out.`
josh marshall (6075d0) — 1/21/2011 @ 3:35 pmthere is no cognitive disonance with people who think rectums are sex organs and killing babys is at over a million a year rate in the USA alone is absolutely needed, making judgements about what is moral.
dunce (b89258) — 1/21/2011 @ 3:50 pmwe make pancake making easy!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Caterpillar Salesman (fb8750) — 1/21/2011 @ 3:57 pmSiebel Edmonds can take down the whole Bush/Cheney military/industrial cabal. I wrote an article about it in Juggs. Why doesn’t anybody pay attention?
Brad Friedman (e7bc4f) — 1/21/2011 @ 4:46 pm@3
Finally!!!! Finally, Hissy Chrissy comes out—-of Sara Palin’s uterus.
Don’t you mean Bristol’s?
Andrew Sullivan, OB/GYN (4f3ec1) — 1/21/2011 @ 4:47 pmWhat was that about Rachel Corrie?
Aunt Jemima (132cf8) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:01 pmYou know, I kind of resent the pancake comparisons, when I’d be a much more natural one!
Zucchini (132cf8) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:03 pmAnd I think that I’d be the more kosher comparison!
Latkes (132cf8) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:05 pmHu’s your daddy?
Chinese Politburo (b78311) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:05 pmSo I didn’t wear a tuxedo to the state dinner. So, sue Hu.
Hu (29affb) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:23 pmAt least Chris still has his job. Buddy, can ‘ya spare a dime?
KeithOlbermann (9d1bb3) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:25 pmTomorrow will be day 1 since Comcast’s mission accomplished of getting his sorry @$$ off the air!
Queef Odormann (e7577d) — 1/21/2011 @ 6:54 pmI will never write about Sarah Palin again. I don’t care about Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is no longer important to me because I’m tired of writing about Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is nothing to me.
Besides, Sarah Palin is stupid and why should we continue to talk about Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is just a dumb hick. Sarah Palin has nothing to offer. So, this is the last time I will talk about Sarah Palin. She’s just dumb.
So, no more Sarah Palin.
I will not think about Sarah Palin anymore, because I am smart, so let’s stop talking about Sarah Palin.
Saying I have some sort of Sarah Palin obsession would be dumb because I will not write Sarah Palin again. For a month.
Dana Milbank (e03e7a) — 1/21/2011 @ 7:10 pmWho’s this “Dana” girl that keeps talking about me?
Sarah Palin (4f3ec1) — 1/21/2011 @ 7:16 pmGood night, Sir!
Keith O (e03e7a) — 1/21/2011 @ 7:19 pmFrom Twitter: “At long last, sir, have you no job?”
Patterico (c218bd) — 1/21/2011 @ 7:21 pm41.From Twitter: “At long last, sir, have you no job?”
Comment by Patterico — 1/21/2011 @ 7:21 pm
Even I think that’s hilarious.
Chad Pendleton IV, President, TwitsAgainstTwitter.com (fb86bc) — 1/21/2011 @ 8:07 pmSay Hu,
Paul "Rhymin" Simon (3d3f72) — 1/21/2011 @ 8:08 pmHu do you think you’re foolin’?
I’ve got the Presidential seal
I’m on the Presidential Podium
and my people love me, they love me…
They get on their knees and hug me
and they love me, the Barach…
Mathews does make the others look good. He says things out of stupidity rather than anger. He is the proverbial uncle, who on holidays, says what he really thinks. It is kind of refreshing. It is also very funny.
Rupert (c3c558) — 1/21/2011 @ 10:07 pmWhen you’re about to be run out of town, you get out in front of the mob and pretend its a parade in your honor!
PR advisor to Olbermann (e7577d) — 1/22/2011 @ 2:01 amComing up next: I vigorously defend Brad Friedman (whom I barely know, and have not corresponded with in
Chris Hooten (d0161a) — 1/22/2011 @ 4:29 amdaysweeksmonths) against all of these so-called ‘facts based’ allegations.President Obama, he very good at ‘sucky sucky’.
What that? Oh, a thousand pardons. My english not so good. I start again.
President Obama, he very good at sucking up.
Hu's your daddy, and your banker, and your mortgage lender (d0161a) — 1/22/2011 @ 4:34 amPaul, you ain’t nothin’ without me!
Art Garfunkel (132cf8) — 1/22/2011 @ 6:15 amWell, here sitta’ high, gettin’ ideas,
ain’t nothin’ but a fool’d live like this;
in the White House, n’ running wild;
country sittin’ home without no job.
Dang me, dang me;
they ought to take a rope and hang me;
high from the highest tree,
woman wouldja’ weep for me?
Just sitting ’round drinking with the rest of the Dems,
fourteen trillion debt, n’ half is mine;
spent the groceries and half the rent;
like seven trillion dollars and 27 cents.
So dang me, dang me;
they ought to take a rope and hang me
high from the highest tree,
woman wouldja’ weep for me?
They say money is green, and violets are purple;
debt is sweet and so’s maple surple.
I’m the last out of 44 sons;
my pappy was a Kenyan, I’m a son of a gun.
I say dang me, dang me;
Roger Miller (132cf8) — 1/22/2011 @ 6:28 amthey ought to take a rope and hang me
high from the highest tree,
woman wouldja’ weep for me?
there was a personality named Olbermann
ColonelHaiku (5430d1) — 1/22/2011 @ 7:38 amwho ranted and raved not a sober man
naming worst persons of week
the scummy bottom he’d seek
and with a whimper he finds it’s all over…man
I come bearing gifts from His Holeyness.
Killgore Trout Stinks (1c5e47) — 1/22/2011 @ 1:39 pmFor Sale: Pair of eyeglasses that look down on everybody. Steely gaze not included. That belongs to MSNBC. Or Rachael(MadCow)Maddow–I’m not sure.
Keith Olbermann (848837) — 1/24/2011 @ 8:29 am