Sockpuppet Thursday—the “It Feels Like Friday to Me” Edition
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; please send any tips here.]
Yes, it isn’t Friday, but I am off tomorrow, so it’s like Friday to me.
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, alot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
As for the poll widget, I am a little short on time right now. But I will try to add it tonight.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing]
Hau’oli Makahiki Hou!
Fore!!!!!
Barack Obama (c03bd7) — 12/30/2010 @ 1:56 pmI suggest it is time to open a can of whup-a55 on these unionized snow plowers.
Ron Reagan's Ghost (e7d72e) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:25 pmI heart Lauren Conrad.
JD (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:38 pmWhen I am not buggering goats, I am cross dressing while I cook saffron rice and calling it paella.
William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:39 pmBWAHAHAHahahahahahahaha! You poor fools! I OWN THIS STATE! BWAHAHahahahahahaha…
SENATOR Murkowski , bitches! (8096f2) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:50 pmhttp://www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape
This is what I do when I pretend to be a girl ….
William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 3:04 pmExcuse me while I tend to my mangina.
William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 3:16 pmDon’t make me post pictures !!!!!
William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 3:31 pmI learned from Glenn Greenwald’s blog that Kevin Poulson shouldn’t be trusted because he was once a hacker.
Thomas Ellers (a059d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:11 pm#8 Ellers: that’s a great point.
Rick Ellensburg (a059d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:12 pmHey look at me! People think I’m important! Although I can’t understand the Constitution, it’s not my fault. Anyone who reads the BS I get printed in the WAPO’s business section knows I’m just a little leftist twit.
Ezra Klien (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:44 pmI’ll show you an imperial presidency……….
Barack I (ed7a50) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:49 pmHow do we order a lap band for Congress?
Letting My New Life Begin (ed7a50) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:49 pmHey Arron, who is that honey in the picture? Hillary is out of town next week 😉
Slick Willey (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:52 pmHey Arron, I think that gal in the pic would be a great White House intern. Hell, I’ll even see gets a salary. Just don’t let Slick Willey get to her first…
Obamaman (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:58 pmWe Dem senators in republican states don’t fear 2012.
Nelson from Nebraska (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:01 pmDream on Bobby boy….
Nebraksa Right to Life dot Org. (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:02 pmLook, don’t worry about us, Mr. President. Our families and our schedules don’t matter. We exist to be OF SERVICE TO YOU, and nothing more.
The members of the Secret Service and the President and First Lady's staff (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:05 pmI won’t bother to thank you, since I know how much pleasure it gives you to serve Myself. Now why in the world can’t the rest of the country just be like you all?
President Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Bringer of Tides (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:07 pmHave a wonderful New Year’s, Aaron. I forgive you.
A Lot, in a much happier place since last week's unfortunate Jack Daniels binge and consequent fatal decision (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:10 pmIt was a small mistake. Nothing to get all excited about. This is getting inflated beyond normal proportions.
Swedish Health Care System (36cd01) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:53 pmYou might even say, bent out of shape.
The irretrievably missing appendage (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:56 pmI just can’t wait until Andy takes office so I can redecorate the governor’s mansion. It’s going to be such fun. There is a governor’s mansion, isn’t there?
Sandra Lee, Semi-homemade (b334e9) — 12/30/2010 @ 6:12 pmDo you remember that 24/7, 364 days a year thing I said? Well, tomorrow’s the day.
But the system worked. Except for tomorrow.
Janet Napolitano (db5856) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:10 pmYou will all have to speak up. I can’t hear you over the noise of all these printing presses.
Ben Bernanke (db5856) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:12 pmDon’t worry, Paul, you’re doing fine, no not you Ron.
paul krugman (6075d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:21 pmKrugman is a demonic midget. As is Yelverton. A pattern is developing.
JD (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:25 pmI take exception to that remark
miguelito lovelace (6075d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:52 pmAs a burly man with thick hair, I think Tipper made a mistake in filing for divorce.
I mean, who is she going to get now? Ozzie? I don’t think so. But I do like that Sharon. I bet she’s good at massage.
By the way, this cold weather? Global climate change warming. I have a PowerPoint, film and Nobel to explain it all.
I still matter. Really. Right?
Al Gore (e03e7a) — 12/30/2010 @ 10:39 pmI missed Sockpuppet Friday again! 🙁
The disappointed Dana (132cf8) — 12/31/2010 @ 8:13 amIn other news, Hezbollah denies the rocket attacks on Israeli children were anything but a fireworks display celebrating the founding of the Israeli state. And. I. believe. them.
Christianne Amanpour (f8a299) — 12/31/2010 @ 11:49 amI can haz Chicago?
Rahm Emanuel (f8a299) — 12/31/2010 @ 11:50 amSo they kill one of our Border Patrolmen every so often. Big deal.
Janet Napolitano (f8a299) — 12/31/2010 @ 11:52 amSo much more than hot!
Rafael Escamilla (e7577d) — 12/31/2010 @ 12:01 pmMS13 gansters are just noble hard working hispanic glee club members.
Wee Willie Yelverton (e7577d) — 12/31/2010 @ 12:06 pmHey, I found a good read recently with Sally, Dick, Jane, Puff, Tim and Spot, Mother and Father….I especially cottoned to the parts with Spot!
He looks like a handful though- is he obedient to another’s will, or naughty? http://faculty.valpo.edu/bflak/dickjane/spot.jpg
Eagles QB Michael Vick (4af6f8) — 12/31/2010 @ 12:22 pmSo what if we backed in? We’re still playin’
Seatlle Seahawks (ed7a50) — 1/2/2011 @ 8:31 pm