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Sockpuppet Thursday—the “It Feels Like Friday to Me” Edition

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 1:41 pm

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; please send any tips here.]

Yes, it isn’t Friday, but I am off tomorrow, so it’s like Friday to me.

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, alot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

As for the poll widget, I am a little short on time right now. But I will try to add it tonight.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing]

37 Responses to “Sockpuppet Thursday—the “It Feels Like Friday to Me” Edition”

  1. Hau’oli Makahiki Hou!


    Barack Obama (c03bd7)

  2. I suggest it is time to open a can of whup-a55 on these unionized snow plowers.

    Ron Reagan's Ghost (e7d72e)

  3. I heart Lauren Conrad.

    JD (07faa1)

  4. When I am not buggering goats, I am cross dressing while I cook saffron rice and calling it paella.

    William Yelverton (07faa1)

  5. BWAHAHAHahahahahahahaha! You poor fools! I OWN THIS STATE! BWAHAHahahahahahaha…

    SENATOR Murkowski , bitches! (8096f2)


    This is what I do when I pretend to be a girl ….

    William Yelverton (07faa1)

  7. Excuse me while I tend to my mangina.

    William Yelverton (07faa1)

  8. Don’t make me post pictures !!!!!

    William Yelverton (07faa1)

  9. I learned from Glenn Greenwald’s blog that Kevin Poulson shouldn’t be trusted because he was once a hacker.

    Thomas Ellers (a059d0)

  10. #8 Ellers: that’s a great point.

    Rick Ellensburg (a059d0)

  11. Hey look at me! People think I’m important! Although I can’t understand the Constitution, it’s not my fault. Anyone who reads the BS I get printed in the WAPO’s business section knows I’m just a little leftist twit.

    Ezra Klien (0cd6a2)

  12. I’ll show you an imperial presidency……….

    Barack I (ed7a50)

  13. How do we order a lap band for Congress?

    Letting My New Life Begin (ed7a50)

  14. Hey Arron, who is that honey in the picture? Hillary is out of town next week 😉

    Slick Willey (0cd6a2)

  15. Hey Arron, I think that gal in the pic would be a great White House intern. Hell, I’ll even see gets a salary. Just don’t let Slick Willey get to her first…

    Obamaman (0cd6a2)

  16. We Dem senators in republican states don’t fear 2012.

    Nelson from Nebraska (0cd6a2)

  17. Dream on Bobby boy….

    Nebraksa Right to Life dot Org. (0cd6a2)

  18. Look, don’t worry about us, Mr. President. Our families and our schedules don’t matter. We exist to be OF SERVICE TO YOU, and nothing more.

    The members of the Secret Service and the President and First Lady's staff (a8b794)

  19. I won’t bother to thank you, since I know how much pleasure it gives you to serve Myself. Now why in the world can’t the rest of the country just be like you all?

    President Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Bringer of Tides (a8b794)

  20. Have a wonderful New Year’s, Aaron. I forgive you.

    A Lot, in a much happier place since last week's unfortunate Jack Daniels binge and consequent fatal decision (a8b794)

  21. It was a small mistake. Nothing to get all excited about. This is getting inflated beyond normal proportions.

    Swedish Health Care System (36cd01)

  22. It was a small mistake. Nothing to get all excited about. This is getting inflated beyond normal proportions.

    Comment by Swedish Health Care System — 12/30/2010 @ 5:53 pm

    You might even say, bent out of shape.

    The irretrievably missing appendage (a8b794)

  23. I just can’t wait until Andy takes office so I can redecorate the governor’s mansion. It’s going to be such fun. There is a governor’s mansion, isn’t there?

    Sandra Lee, Semi-homemade (b334e9)

  24. Do you remember that 24/7, 364 days a year thing I said? Well, tomorrow’s the day.

    But the system worked. Except for tomorrow.

    Janet Napolitano (db5856)

  25. You will all have to speak up. I can’t hear you over the noise of all these printing presses.

    Ben Bernanke (db5856)

  26. Don’t worry, Paul, you’re doing fine, no not you Ron.

    paul krugman (6075d0)

  27. Krugman is a demonic midget. As is Yelverton. A pattern is developing.

    JD (07faa1)

  28. I take exception to that remark

    miguelito lovelace (6075d0)

  29. As a burly man with thick hair, I think Tipper made a mistake in filing for divorce.

    I mean, who is she going to get now? Ozzie? I don’t think so. But I do like that Sharon. I bet she’s good at massage.

    By the way, this cold weather? Global climate change warming. I have a PowerPoint, film and Nobel to explain it all.

    I still matter. Really. Right?

    Al Gore (e03e7a)

  30. I missed Sockpuppet Friday again! 🙁

    The disappointed Dana (132cf8)

  31. In other news, Hezbollah denies the rocket attacks on Israeli children were anything but a fireworks display celebrating the founding of the Israeli state. And. I. believe. them.

    Christianne Amanpour (f8a299)

  32. I can haz Chicago?

    Rahm Emanuel (f8a299)

  33. So they kill one of our Border Patrolmen every so often. Big deal.

    Janet Napolitano (f8a299)

  34. So much more than hot!

    Rafael Escamilla (e7577d)

  35. MS13 gansters are just noble hard working hispanic glee club members.

    Wee Willie Yelverton (e7577d)

  36. Hey, I found a good read recently with Sally, Dick, Jane, Puff, Tim and Spot, Mother and Father….I especially cottoned to the parts with Spot!

    He looks like a handful though- is he obedient to another’s will, or naughty?

    Eagles QB Michael Vick (4af6f8)

  37. So what if we backed in? We’re still playin’

    Seatlle Seahawks (ed7a50)

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