Michael Moore Goes to Luxury Fat Camp
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]
For a light, cheap laugh I direct you to this story.
And this wasn’t the first time he went to fat camp. The last time he did, Iowahawk procured a copy of his camp diary.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
Clearly the biggest story of the day
Some chump (4c6c0c) — 12/9/2010 @ 11:44 amThis reminds me of Dave Mustaine’s 17 attempts at alcohol rehab. “I am now addicted to rehab!”
TimesDisliker (7af346) — 12/9/2010 @ 11:49 amFor a light, cheap laugh
Okay, that got a chuckle out of me.
malclave (1db6c5) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:23 pmI read somewhere that when Mikey gets on his electronic scale, it announces “one at a time, please”.
Old Coot (f73cf0) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:34 pmAllow me to indulge in some left-wing psycho-babble: Perhaps if Michael Moore loses some excess weight he would develop a more positive self-image and he might be more inclined to tone down this whole “everything in American society is loaded against the [pardon the pun] little guy and only a big and aggressive government can cure it” attitude he has been foisting upon us the past couple of decades.
JVW (9bed62) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:36 pmHeh. Michael Moore is fat. Heh.
Kman (d30fc3) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:37 pmI can suggest a way that Mr Moore could lose about twenty pounds of fat, immediately.
The Dana who likes the Saudi method of execution (3e4784) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:52 pmMaybe now Michael Moore will learn that eating deep fried lard off of Rosi O’Donnell’s hairy back is not healthy.
JD (109425) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:54 pmsay what you want “Some chump”, but this is a weighty subject.
redc1c4 (fb8750) — 12/9/2010 @ 12:57 pmJD
must… get… mental… image… out… of… head….
(beating my head against the wall)
Dana
more like 17 lbs. your mistake was to assume there are no hollow spaces.
Aaron Worthing (e7d72e) — 12/9/2010 @ 1:01 pm@JD ROTFLMAO!!!
I was waiting for JD to comment here.. And we have this:
The Emperor (d61748) — 12/9/2010 @ 1:02 pmMaybe now Michael Moore will learn that eating deep fried lard off of Rosi O’Donnell’s hairy back is not healthy.
JD is ill… 🙂
Michael Moore could lose 20 pounds by washing the grease out of hair and that pubish half beard. He could lose another 20 by brushing the scraps of food left in his teeth. Yet another 25 by cleaning out the smegma from his fat folds. He doesn’t need fat camp, just a little personal hygiene, and to stay away from Rosie’s backhair, which is never a good vessel for serving any food, even bacon. Plus, backhair has a krazy amount of calories.
JD (0d2ffc) — 12/9/2010 @ 1:27 pmI’m trying to recall the specifics of Moore’s Law.
What is it again that doubles every couple of years? Chins?
Help me out here.
d. in c. (4acae7) — 12/9/2010 @ 1:31 pmPLEASE JD STOP!!!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!
The Emperor (d61748) — 12/9/2010 @ 1:34 pmI just barfed on myself laughing.. LMFAO!!!
Wait a minute, didn’t he avail himself of that wonderful Cuban medical system regarding his various health problems during his visit there? And best of all, IT’S FREE FOR EVERYONE!!!
Dmac (498ece) — 12/9/2010 @ 1:37 pmJohn Candy did it better in Stripes.
Are you listening Michael?
daleyrocks (c07dfa) — 12/9/2010 @ 2:37 pmThey will have to watch during visiting hours, as Oliver Willis might try to sneak a pallet of HoHo’s and Twinkies in.
JD (822109) — 12/9/2010 @ 3:17 pmOr, Michael Moore might eat Oliver. Or one of his fellow campers.
JD (822109) — 12/9/2010 @ 3:23 pmJust trying to get thin enough to get through a door is his goal, I think.
nk (db4a41) — 12/9/2010 @ 3:49 pmMr.Moore once walked in front of my t.v. on his way to the fridge during an Nfl match between the Vikings and the Packers – I missed an entire quarter!
Felipe (02954a) — 12/9/2010 @ 3:55 pmHe should try a Cuban Cuba diet. Works wonders for the poundage. Cup of Rice and Beans and some Soya Ground Chuck.
Either that, or check into a Cuban Hospital for surgery. Between the infection and lack of hospital food, he’ll be good and thin in days.
Torquemada (15521c) — 12/9/2010 @ 4:05 pmJD, Princess Leia, our younger daughter’s cat, was on my lap when I read your comment. She dug her claws into me to take off when I puked all over the monitor, the keyboard and the cat upon reading that. The bill for the keyboard, the band-aids, the paper towels and the Formula 409 will be coming your way, along with the replacement costs for the Mountain Dew and Lay’s Salt-and-Vinegar potato chips I was eating at the computer, and unexpectedly released.
The sickened Dana (bd7e62) — 12/9/2010 @ 4:57 pmMr Worthing: I had considered the empty spaces, but gave him extra weight due to the excessive build-up of ear wax and hair oil.
The mathematician Dana (bd7e62) — 12/9/2010 @ 4:59 pmJD wrote:
Homophobe. I hereby denounce you.
The Dana who champions diversity (bd7e62) — 12/9/2010 @ 5:02 pmPhilipe wrote:
That’s OK: you didn’t miss much.
The Oakland Raiders fan Dana (bd7e62) — 12/9/2010 @ 5:03 pmI really really hate this entire thread.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 12/9/2010 @ 5:03 pmMichael Moore is paying $4,500 a week at this
resortfat camp and yet it is none other than Michael Moore who claimed that ‘Capitalism is a sin. This is an evil system.’$4,500/week?
Hm, lots of irony here…and hypocrisy…and ignorance…and so it goes.
As the weary writer knowingly informed us centuries ago,There is nothing new under the sun.
Dana (8ba2fb) — 12/9/2010 @ 5:47 pmI have lost fifteen pounds since July. Just smaller portions, no sweets except a spoonful of sugar in one cup of coffee once a week.
(I had been gaining a pound a month and it had gotten to be unhealthy.)
nk (db4a41) — 12/9/2010 @ 6:26 pmWell done, nk. That kind of slow weight loss seems to work a lot better.
The stereotype is that Greeks eat well, but lately, weight gaining is the norm for everybody.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 12/9/2010 @ 6:31 pmDustin are you struggling with weight issues? Pardon our insensitivity then…. ROTFLMFAO!!!!
The Emperor (d61748) — 12/9/2010 @ 10:22 pmI just think nk’s plan makes sense and it’s good that he accomplished something good for his health, emperor.
If it pleases you to think I’m fat, by all means… enjoy laughing at this dream you’re having. Consider that your comment says much more about your character than it says about me.
As for my weight, I think it would be pathetic to try to prove you wrong. I’m on the lanky side, but if you think this is worth debating… you’re just a weirdo.
Wasn’t your earlier comment in this thread chiding people for joking about fat people? Any position you take is quickly contradicted by the next one. I think you mistook my comment (which was about all the puke comments) as some kind of objection to the joking that Moore is fat.
My point is that it’s interesting that your first reaction to this thread was to whine that people are making fun of fat people, and your subsequent point was that someone having this reaction must be fat and therefore is worthy of nasty derision.
I suspect you have a psychological problem, probably see yourself as overweight and undesirable, and loath yourself. And I don’t think any of those things warrant me laughing at you. I’m sure you tell yourself you’re having a good time trolling those blasted right wingers, but I urge you to reevaluate your life.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 12/9/2010 @ 10:56 pmThe dead skin cells sloughing off Michael Moore’s bloated body in one week could feed 100 Ethiopian families for a year.
daleyrocks (c07dfa) — 12/9/2010 @ 11:35 pmThe stereotype is that Greeks eat well, but lately, weight gaining is the norm for everybody.
Comment by Dustin — 12/9/2010 @ 6:31 pm
According to one survey, the Greeks are competing with Malta for the most obese country in Europe. The Greeks do eat well (I, myself, eat only high value foods) but what was appropriate for farmer/shepherds such as my parents and grandparents is too much for a sedentary lawyer like me.
Portion control is the key, I think. You need to feel hungry all the time to lose weight.
nk (db4a41) — 12/9/2010 @ 11:59 pmSicko, indeed.
Michael Moore is the greatest inspiration for weight loss OF ALL TIME!
Everytime I see him I lose my lunch.
He should go to Cuba and allow their great Socialist nutritionists to make him better.
French Waiter: “Better?”
Mr. Creosote: “Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up!”
[Monty Python has a quote for everything]
The man is literally full of shit.
Well, if certain people — including some of the usual suspects around here — would just pull their heads out of his ass . . .
Icy Texan (fb9f05) — 12/10/2010 @ 1:31 amI’m confused. Did Michael Moore go to a fat camp? or, are ‘the fat’ camping on Michael Moore?
Icy Texan (fb9f05) — 12/10/2010 @ 1:44 am[Way too easy joke about Michael Moore ‘getting more on the back end for his movies’ (contains both an insider joke & a pun) DELETED]
Icy Texan (fb9f05) — 12/10/2010 @ 1:48 am>Michael Moore is paying $4,500 a week to lose weight- my back of the envelope calculations indicate he will need $900,000 to look like a person instead of Jabba the Hut
Jones (72b0ed) — 12/10/2010 @ 4:56 am@Dustin, oh come on dude. You are too touchy. Can’t you take a joke? LOL!! Any I really find the whole thing pretty hilarious. JD is a class act. He and some others here have really made me laugh. Wasn’t really laughing at the notion you are fat… Was just finding the whole thing really funny. My apologies if I offended you.
The Emperor (d61748) — 12/10/2010 @ 5:28 amBreaking news! Michael Moore got so hungry at fat camp he ate himself whole, and has now doubled in size.
JD (ebbb59) — 12/10/2010 @ 6:19 amEmp, you didn’t offend me. You’re just that partisan.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 12/10/2010 @ 6:32 amAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHH!!!! JD!!!!111 You owe me a new TOSHIBA laptop!! LOL!!!!
The Emperor (d61748) — 12/10/2010 @ 7:48 amWhy do you folks wonder why Michael Moore is so fat? His name is Michael Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!
The Emperor (d61748) — 12/10/2010 @ 7:58 amdaleyrocks wrote:
Might as well feed them straight arsenic.
The biochemist Dana (3e4784) — 12/10/2010 @ 10:35 amBREAKING NEWS: Brilliant physician dispatched to Luxury Fat Camp; will administer miracle cure to Michael Moore.
UPDATE: Cure fails after Moore eats doctor. Investigators unsure of motive in the consumption of Dr. Porkrind.
Icy Texan (6b6243) — 12/11/2010 @ 2:21 am