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11/12/2010

Sockpuppet Friday–the Exact Spelling Edition!!!

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 1:18 pm



[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread.  The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads.  I have made that mistake myself, alot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

64 Responses to “Sockpuppet Friday–the Exact Spelling Edition!!!”

  1. Kman, will you stop talking about me?

    Bunnies (e7d72e)

  2. The exact spelling? That’s a reference to my getting a job on 90210 isn’t it?

    It wasn’t nepotism. When I auditioned, I used my sister’s name.

    Tori Spelling (26be8b)

  3. Someone told me I had an outside shot at the Alaska Senate seat.

    Mick E. Mouse (ed7a50)

  4. And speaking of exact spellings…

    /spelling Nazi

    OK OK, I mangle the two words "A LOT" a lot too (325a59)

  5. Yelverton, Yelverton! What is Yelverton?

    [Aaron the geek will note the reference to “Spock’s Brain”]

    W (5aae2f)

  6. Glenn Beck hates him some Jooooooos!!!

    And NO, I’m not projecting . . . well, maybe a teensy bit.

    imdw (5aae2f)

  7. I’ve hardly ever recently briefly visited bradblog. And if you don’t believe me you can call Brad and ask him. Email me for his phone number . . . which I — uh — picked up somewhere; can’t remember when or how, but it was awhile ago — I’m almost positively certain.

    Hooter (5aae2f)

  8. I’ve achieved the rare feat of being more annoying in print than my master is on the radio.

    gary galrud (5aae2f)

  9. I will note for the record that Aaron is not a geek.

    Spock's Brain (e7d72e)

  10. I know what’s on your mind, you f*****g tea-baggers, I know how you have wet dreams of slaughtering liberals like me, and you’re already ordering your machetes from Stormfront’s online store! And websites like this one function as a virtual equivalent of Radio Mille Collines! Yes, we liberals are the Hutus and you are the Tutsi! I would buy myself a bazooka to protect me but I’m for gun control. Maybe Ted Rall can lend me one? He has a huge collection of weapons of all kinds.

    Digby (0692b1)

  11. We don’t need no stinking independent clauses, in law. Those illeterates.

    Wait..are you telling me -that 14% of Alaska voters don’t speak English as their native language? Illegals! Damn immigrants!

    Uh, they’re *native* Americans?

    Well hell do they really have a right to vote? I think there is canons of law that say they don’t-at least on that spelling, and in comparison there is very little law-about the size of pee shooter-or my winky in a Speedo on voter intent.

    Greg Loughanis Esq. (fd190b)

  12. Hey, Digby, see me for all your anti-human weapons needs! I’ve been stockpiling ’em for the day when I go Charles Whitman on them f*****g teabaggers!

    mike malloy (58d2a4)

  13. Look! Even I can’t spell my name!

    Lisa Madcowski (58d2a4)

  14. And you can’t spell mine either!

    Rachel Madcow (58d2a4)

  15. Are you two (13 and 14) related? I want you both!

    nnamreblo htiek (58d2a4)

  16. This Korean kimchee is some bad tastin’ shit!

    B. H. Obama (848837)

  17. India got some nasty living conditions. I will have America apologize for them.

    B. H. Obama (848837)

  18. Aaah! Indonesia! Muslims! I’m HOME!!!

    B. H. Obama (848837)

  19. Not me.

    Greenwald Glen (e633cc)

  20. Hey Al, help a brother out…. where the white voters at?

    Michael Steele (fb8750)

  21. Did you see my wife dancing? I swear, she is worse than Elaine.

    Barack Obama (9d1bb3)

  22. It was just a little itch that needed scratching. And I was very discrete. Those dumb photographers shouldn’t have been taking pictures.

    Michelle R. Obama (9d1bb3)

  23. Barack Obama said:

    Did you see my wife dancing? I swear, she is worse than Elaine.

    Hey, Elaine is my wife! Don’t you even think about comparing your wife to mine!

    The real Dana (bd7e62)

  24. You know, it really sucks having to recuse myself on every little thing that comes up in my new gig.

    Associate Justice Elena Kagan (bd7e62)

  25. You know, it really stinks that Lisa Murkarski Madcowski Mudpieski whatever the bitch’s name is is gonna beat me after I won the primary!

    Joe Miller (bd7e62)

  26. Tell me about it, Joe!

    Ned Lamont (bd7e62)

  27. Is it Leesa Mircowski? Or Liza Meerkat? Or Louisa Merkowitz? Or Leeann Murky? Linda Merkle? Leesa Merkowy? Eliza M?

    Patterico (c39c3f)

  28. Hey, you win a write-in campaign for the Senate and you can stay in until you’re 100!

    Strom Thurmond (bd7e62)

  29. Maybe it’s Condoleesa Mircowski?

    Colin Powell (bd7e62)

  30. Now that’s what I’m talking about! Chastity forever, baby.

    Christine O'Donnell (8ec277)

  31. Yeah, so spelling isn’t such a big deal now, is that it?

    Dan Quayle (660336)

  32. You know, I liked George Bush a whole lot more before he wrote that fornicating book!

    Wonder if he’d like to go quail hunting.

    Dick Cheney (bd7e62)

  33. Missle Launchs, Floating Boxes, Dim Garage Lights, the ocassional wild fire, Boxer, Brown, Pelosi….

    Why do you guys keep asking me if I’m moving…

    Patterico (2925ff)

  34. Hey, look everybody! I can drive!

    President Toonces (660336)

  35. Wonder if he’d like to go quail hunting.

    Watch it.

    Dan Quayle (660336)

  36. You know, if you really think about it, I should be minority leader.

    Damn crackers.

    Jim Clyburn (743fd1)

  37. Hey, did you guys see me in that cute little car. It fit me just like a glove.

    Michelle R. Obama (9d1bb3)

  38. My daddy gave me that senator job and noone can take it away from me.

    P.S. I don’t even remember how to spell my name.

    Lisa M. (9d1bb3)

  39. Clear the prop!

    flap….flap….flap

    flap,flap,flap

    Miss Piggy. Like my lipstick? (660336)

  40. Damn crackers.

    Animal crackers in my soup
    Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
    Gosh oh gee but I have fun
    Swallowing animals one by one

    Nancy Temple Pelosi (660336)

  41. How come no one is talking about my next 100 days anymore?

    The One (298030)

  42. While lifting my snifter, I briefly pondered the importance of neatly creased pants and I realized that the vast, unwashed of the nation actually participate in these semi-annual group declamations called, by some, elections.

    Why they would do so escapes me. I do know that the farmer in Iowa, the steel-worker in New York, the Eskimo in Alaska or that poor, ignorant slob in Arizona thinks they make some sort of difference. But, really, what I think matters the most.

    Sure, sure, being a conservative in the land of liberals is tough, but really, when you get down to it, I know which side my bread is buttered upon.

    David Brooks (743fd1)

  43. OMG, you know what I hate? I hate those haters.

    I mean, really, you’ve got those stupid biatches who keep, you know, really winning stupid elections and all.

    They’re not really popular, they just put out. IYKWIM. Always going on about fiscal responsibility or something. They’re just pretty. I hate them and that stupid guy who won something because, you know, he’s really stupid.

    Well, I’m pretty, too. And smart.

    Maureen Dowd (743fd1)

  44. Adequate attempt at imitation at # 44; however, no doubt what the imposter intended to say was, “but in point of fact, when one comes down to brass tacks, I know upon which side my bread is buttered.”

    the real David Brooks, neatly re-ironing my pants for the balance of the evening (325a59)

  45. Why did I interview Jon. I mean, seriously, what was I thinking?

    Maureen is cute, though.

    Rachel Maddow (743fd1)

  46. Comment by Maureen Dowd — 11/12/2010 @ 8:23 pm

    Maureen OMG don’t you worry about those godbags and christofascists they have NO idea what they’re talking about and you are like 500 times smarter than them. And so what if they’re prettier I mean the hegemony is like fucking making me wanna puke!! Oh Maureen, stop crying, of course you’re better than they are because they are like fucking Barbie dolls and so what if they’re like gorgeous, OK what I mean is, gorgeous is like totally a white male christofascist oppression tool and a social construct that we are too fucking enlightened to accept!!!!!11!!

    Plus we are smart. Way smarter than them. Way way way way like 6,416 times smarter than they are. Not even to mention the boys.

    Boys are icky; why do you listen to them Maureen!!!! We’re like 75 million times smarter and cooler than them. Ugh.

    Amanda Marcotte (325a59)

  47. David Brooks, neatly re-ironing my pants for the balance of the evening

    You have committed a foul libel against an honest man. “Brass tacks” as a simile is beneath contempt. Brass tacks have nothing to do with buttered bread.

    I suggest pistols at dawn. You choose the second.

    Samuel Johnson (743fd1)

  48. Comment by Samuel Johnson — 11/12/2010 @ 8:41 pm

    I Like Brass Tacks And I Cannot Lie

    Sir Mix-Metaphors-A-Lot (325a59)

  49. Murk off, okay? I’m trying to steal an election.

    Daddy's princess (95f5db)

  50. I told Lisa, if you learn how to dance you might actually have a marketable skill. She thought she’d stick to disgracing veterans instead.

    Bristol (95f5db)

  51. The 2011’s are in!

    Lease a Murkowski snowmobile today!

    PALIN/MILLER FORD OF BARROW (9d1bb3)

  52. it be the thrillah
    in wasilla with millah
    and Liza with “Z”

    ColonelHaiku (a37d71)

  53. you say madcowski
    I say merkinski and i’ll
    be in juneau a…………..fore ya

    ColonelHaiku (a37d71)

  54. These were good for an early morning laugh and I certainly needed a good laugh. Woe is me.

    Barack Obama (9d1bb3)

  55. BTW, anybody see my cigs? Life is tough these days.

    President "I Won" Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Suppressor of Tides, heading for the skids (325a59)

  56. Dude, where’s my career?

    Ed Asner (ded5f2)

  57. Dude..where’s my defense?

    SEC (ed7a50)

  58. I hate that little bastard Boots..he keeps crapping all over my trailer….

    Dora the Explorer (ed7a50)

  59. Gosh a-mighty, I love how smart I look here on this blog. I feel like I scored highest on the STA test for college.

    Sarah Palin (ae99e7)

  60. ╭⌒╮⌒╮★∵╭⌒ ★∴ ☆
    ╱◥██◣ ☆
    |田|田田│ ☆ ★-<………<—————–That Witch Sarah Palin

    EPWJ'S MASTER PLAN (b54cdc)

  61. Well, that didn’t look very much like I hoped.

    Still looks pretty cool, though.

    EPWJ'S MASTER PLAN (b54cdc)

  62. Skanks, slinks & sluts — every bim that ever ran for anything!

    eych ef (2c6fc5)


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