Sockpuppet Friday–the Exact Spelling Edition!!!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, alot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
Kman, will you stop talking about me?
Bunnies (e7d72e) — 11/12/2010 @ 1:19 pmThe exact spelling? That’s a reference to my getting a job on 90210 isn’t it?
It wasn’t nepotism. When I auditioned, I used my sister’s name.
Tori Spelling (26be8b) — 11/12/2010 @ 1:19 pmSomeone told me I had an outside shot at the Alaska Senate seat.
Mick E. Mouse (ed7a50) — 11/12/2010 @ 1:25 pmAnd speaking of exact spellings…
/spelling Nazi
OK OK, I mangle the two words "A LOT" a lot too (325a59) — 11/12/2010 @ 1:31 pmYelverton, Yelverton! What is Yelverton?
[Aaron the geek will note the reference to “Spock’s Brain”]
W (5aae2f) — 11/12/2010 @ 1:34 pmGlenn Beck hates him some Jooooooos!!!
And NO, I’m not projecting . . . well, maybe a teensy bit.
imdw (5aae2f) — 11/12/2010 @ 1:36 pmI’ve hardly ever recently briefly visited bradblog. And if you don’t believe me you can call Brad and ask him. Email me for his phone number . . . which I — uh — picked up somewhere; can’t remember when or how, but it was awhile ago — I’m almost positively certain.
Hooter (5aae2f) — 11/12/2010 @ 2:12 pmI’ve achieved the rare feat of being more annoying in print than my master is on the radio.
gary galrud (5aae2f) — 11/12/2010 @ 2:15 pmI will note for the record that Aaron is not a geek.
Spock's Brain (e7d72e) — 11/12/2010 @ 2:27 pmI know what’s on your mind, you f*****g tea-baggers, I know how you have wet dreams of slaughtering liberals like me, and you’re already ordering your machetes from Stormfront’s online store! And websites like this one function as a virtual equivalent of Radio Mille Collines! Yes, we liberals are the Hutus and you are the Tutsi! I would buy myself a bazooka to protect me but I’m for gun control. Maybe Ted Rall can lend me one? He has a huge collection of weapons of all kinds.
Digby (0692b1) — 11/12/2010 @ 2:41 pmWe don’t need no stinking independent clauses, in law. Those illeterates.
Wait..are you telling me -that 14% of Alaska voters don’t speak English as their native language? Illegals! Damn immigrants!
Uh, they’re *native* Americans?
Well hell do they really have a right to vote? I think there is canons of law that say they don’t-at least on that spelling, and in comparison there is very little law-about the size of pee shooter-or my winky in a Speedo on voter intent.
Greg Loughanis Esq. (fd190b) — 11/12/2010 @ 3:09 pmHey, Digby, see me for all your anti-human weapons needs! I’ve been stockpiling ’em for the day when I go Charles Whitman on them f*****g teabaggers!
mike malloy (58d2a4) — 11/12/2010 @ 3:09 pmLook! Even I can’t spell my name!
Lisa Madcowski (58d2a4) — 11/12/2010 @ 3:12 pmAnd you can’t spell mine either!
Rachel Madcow (58d2a4) — 11/12/2010 @ 3:13 pmAre you two (13 and 14) related? I want you both!
nnamreblo htiek (58d2a4) — 11/12/2010 @ 3:14 pmThis Korean kimchee is some bad tastin’ shit!
B. H. Obama (848837) — 11/12/2010 @ 4:17 pmIndia got some nasty living conditions. I will have America apologize for them.
B. H. Obama (848837) — 11/12/2010 @ 4:18 pmAaah! Indonesia! Muslims! I’m HOME!!!
B. H. Obama (848837) — 11/12/2010 @ 4:19 pmNot me.
Greenwald Glen (e633cc) — 11/12/2010 @ 4:36 pmHey Al, help a brother out…. where the white voters at?
Michael Steele (fb8750) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:07 pmDid you see my wife dancing? I swear, she is worse than Elaine.
Barack Obama (9d1bb3) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:13 pmIt was just a little itch that needed scratching. And I was very discrete. Those dumb photographers shouldn’t have been taking pictures.
Michelle R. Obama (9d1bb3) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:21 pmBarack Obama said:
Hey, Elaine is my wife! Don’t you even think about comparing your wife to mine!
The real Dana (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:22 pmYou know, it really sucks having to recuse myself on every little thing that comes up in my new gig.
Associate Justice Elena Kagan (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:25 pmYou know, it really stinks that Lisa
Joe Miller (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:27 pmMurkarskiMadcowskiMudpieskiwhatever the bitch’s name is is gonna beat me after I won the primary!Tell me about it, Joe!
Ned Lamont (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:28 pmIs it Leesa Mircowski? Or Liza Meerkat? Or Louisa Merkowitz? Or Leeann Murky? Linda Merkle? Leesa Merkowy? Eliza M?
Patterico (c39c3f) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:30 pmHey, you win a write-in campaign for the Senate and you can stay in until you’re 100!
Strom Thurmond (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:31 pmMaybe it’s Condoleesa Mircowski?
Colin Powell (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:33 pmNow that’s what I’m talking about! Chastity forever, baby.
Christine O'Donnell (8ec277) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:38 pmYeah, so spelling isn’t such a big deal now, is that it?
Dan Quayle (660336) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:39 pmYou know, I liked George Bush a whole lot more before he wrote that fornicating book!
Wonder if he’d like to go quail hunting.
Dick Cheney (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:45 pmMissle Launchs, Floating Boxes, Dim Garage Lights, the ocassional wild fire, Boxer, Brown, Pelosi….
Why do you guys keep asking me if I’m moving…
Patterico (2925ff) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:47 pmHey, look everybody! I can drive!
President Toonces (660336) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:53 pmWatch it.
Dan Quayle (660336) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:55 pmYou know, if you really think about it, I should be minority leader.
Damn crackers.
Jim Clyburn (743fd1) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:58 pmOur criminal justice system is broken.
Radley Balko (249c90) — 11/12/2010 @ 6:05 pmClyburn, when pigs fly, you will!
Nancy Pelosi, Speakess of the whole damned House! (bd7e62) — 11/12/2010 @ 6:05 pmHey, did you guys see me in that cute little car. It fit me just like a glove.
Michelle R. Obama (9d1bb3) — 11/12/2010 @ 6:07 pmMy daddy gave me that senator job and noone can take it away from me.
P.S. I don’t even remember how to spell my name.
Lisa M. (9d1bb3) — 11/12/2010 @ 6:08 pmClear the prop!
flap….flap….flap
flap,flap,flap
Miss Piggy. Like my lipstick? (660336) — 11/12/2010 @ 6:13 pmAnimal crackers in my soup
Nancy Temple Pelosi (660336) — 11/12/2010 @ 6:19 pmMonkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one
How come no one is talking about my next 100 days anymore?
The One (298030) — 11/12/2010 @ 7:23 pmWhile lifting my snifter, I briefly pondered the importance of neatly creased pants and I realized that the vast, unwashed of the nation actually participate in these semi-annual group declamations called, by some, elections.
Why they would do so escapes me. I do know that the farmer in Iowa, the steel-worker in New York, the Eskimo in Alaska or that poor, ignorant slob in Arizona thinks they make some sort of difference. But, really, what I think matters the most.
Sure, sure, being a conservative in the land of liberals is tough, but really, when you get down to it, I know which side my bread is buttered upon.
David Brooks (743fd1) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:11 pmOMG, you know what I hate? I hate those haters.
I mean, really, you’ve got those stupid biatches who keep, you know, really winning stupid elections and all.
They’re not really popular, they just put out. IYKWIM. Always going on about fiscal responsibility or something. They’re just pretty. I hate them and that stupid guy who won something because, you know, he’s really stupid.
Well, I’m pretty, too. And smart.
Maureen Dowd (743fd1) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:23 pmAdequate attempt at imitation at # 44; however, no doubt what the imposter intended to say was, “but in point of fact, when one comes down to brass tacks, I know upon which side my bread is buttered.”
the real David Brooks, neatly re-ironing my pants for the balance of the evening (325a59) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:23 pmWhy did I interview Jon. I mean, seriously, what was I thinking?
Maureen is cute, though.
Rachel Maddow (743fd1) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:26 pmMaureen OMG don’t you worry about those godbags and christofascists they have NO idea what they’re talking about and you are like 500 times smarter than them. And so what if they’re prettier I mean the hegemony is like fucking making me wanna puke!! Oh Maureen, stop crying, of course you’re better than they are because they are like fucking Barbie dolls and so what if they’re like gorgeous, OK what I mean is, gorgeous is like totally a white male christofascist oppression tool and a social construct that we are too fucking enlightened to accept!!!!!11!!
Plus we are smart. Way smarter than them. Way way way way like 6,416 times smarter than they are. Not even to mention the boys.
Boys are icky; why do you listen to them Maureen!!!! We’re like 75 million times smarter and cooler than them. Ugh.
Amanda Marcotte (325a59) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:33 pmDavid Brooks, neatly re-ironing my pants for the balance of the evening
You have committed a foul libel against an honest man. “Brass tacks” as a simile is beneath contempt. Brass tacks have nothing to do with buttered bread.
I suggest pistols at dawn. You choose the second.
Samuel Johnson (743fd1) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:41 pmI Like Brass Tacks And I Cannot Lie
Sir Mix-Metaphors-A-Lot (325a59) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:51 pmMurk off, okay? I’m trying to steal an election.
Daddy's princess (95f5db) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:51 pmI told Lisa, if you learn how to dance you might actually have a marketable skill. She thought she’d stick to disgracing veterans instead.
Bristol (95f5db) — 11/12/2010 @ 8:58 pmThe 2011’s are in!
Lease a Murkowski snowmobile today!
PALIN/MILLER FORD OF BARROW (9d1bb3) — 11/13/2010 @ 2:38 amit be the thrillah
ColonelHaiku (a37d71) — 11/13/2010 @ 3:45 amin wasilla with millah
and Liza with “Z”
you say madcowski
ColonelHaiku (a37d71) — 11/13/2010 @ 3:49 amI say merkinski and i’ll
be in juneau a…………..fore ya
These were good for an early morning laugh and I certainly needed a good laugh. Woe is me.
Barack Obama (9d1bb3) — 11/13/2010 @ 7:05 amBTW, anybody see my cigs? Life is tough these days.
President "I Won" Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Suppressor of Tides, heading for the skids (325a59) — 11/13/2010 @ 8:07 amDude, where’s my career?
Ed Asner (ded5f2) — 11/13/2010 @ 9:25 amDude..where’s my defense?
SEC (ed7a50) — 11/13/2010 @ 4:54 pmI hate that little bastard Boots..he keeps crapping all over my trailer….
Dora the Explorer (ed7a50) — 11/13/2010 @ 4:56 pmGosh a-mighty, I love how smart I look here on this blog. I feel like I scored highest on the STA test for college.
Sarah Palin (ae99e7) — 11/13/2010 @ 6:37 pm╭⌒╮⌒╮★∵╭⌒ ★∴ ☆
EPWJ'S MASTER PLAN (b54cdc) — 11/13/2010 @ 6:44 pm╱◥██◣ ☆
|田|田田│ ☆ ★-<………<—————–That Witch Sarah Palin
Well, that didn’t look very much like I hoped.
Still looks pretty cool, though.
EPWJ'S MASTER PLAN (b54cdc) — 11/13/2010 @ 6:44 pmSkanks, slinks & sluts — every bim that ever ran for anything!
eych ef (2c6fc5) — 11/14/2010 @ 2:45 am