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9/20/2010

Christine O’Donnell: Too Extreme Because She Opposes Masturbation

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 6:26 pm



Vote instead for Chris Coons, who is for it. All for it:

H/T daleyrocks.

44 Responses to “Christine O’Donnell: Too Extreme Because She Opposes Masturbation”

  1. Heh! Heh! Heh!

    nk (db4a41)

  2. Colonel think always
    better to carpe diem
    than flog the flounder

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  3. That’s “carpe bacalum”, Colonel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

    nk (db4a41)

  4. Baculum is also the Latin word for stick. As in “fetch”.

    nk (db4a41)

  5. Ooh, that one’s just too hot to handle.

    elissa (f8fbfe)

  6. Colonel learn something
    new every day, nk
    most grateful, sensei.

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  7. Do-itashi mashite.

    nk (db4a41)

  8. It is clearly much worse to hold religious beliefs than to be a theocratic bearded liberal theologist and Hairy Reid’s pet Coons.

    JD (8ded14)

  9. Hey, I’m opposed to masturbation too!

    I much prefer fornication, but needs must.

    When the one-eyed worm raises his blind eye, only one thing can put him back to sleep.

    jakee308 (e1996a)


  10. elissa thinks that
    voters no longer willing
    to shake hands with Coons

    elissa (f8fbfe)

  11. She has helped the dems as has all radical teabaggers. When is the last time we saw numbers like this?

    pam (9df40f)

  12. A 75-year old man, who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat one day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”

    He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming. Then he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.”

    He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

    The man said, “Are you talking to me?”

    The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your wife!”

    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front breast pocket.

    Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me, and I will be your beautiful wife.”

    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”

    nk (db4a41)

  13. Nice one, nk! And as for Pam: trollius minimus.

    Eric Blair (9ed73e)

  14. Well, it is nice when the media grills the Dems.

    That said, I don’t know quite how to say this…I just tuned in to “Dancing with the Stars” to catch Bristol Palin. I’m sorry I did. Let’s just say it wasn’t a stately waltz, nor was it something that Ms. O’Donnell would likely approve of. Worst of all, there were at least 3 couples lower ranked, so she will be around for awhile.

    Every time you think the excess of the libs has made their fall from power inevitable, something has to rear it’s ugly head to remind us this is not a sane world.

    I think it’s time for a new TV special, “Good Grief!!! It’s the Election, Charlie Brown!!”

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  15. pam is quite prolific with “her” link spam and hatey hatey hate. Plus, it is an idiot. How do my ballz taste?

    JD (8ded14)

  16. his pretty, little pet… he’s naughty… he’s his naughty pretty lil’ pet…

    http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Reid_Pet_Coons_2.jpg

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  17. “When is the last time we saw..” I’ll save everyone the bother of checking the link. we saw those same poll numbers 2 weeks back.

    We also see an enthusiasm gap and likely voter poll advantage for Republicans of 5 points or more.

    Pam, the Democrat agenda is not working. Washington Democrats have failed on the economic front. All they have left is distractions, disgraceful attacks and ‘blame Bush’ … they have nothing good nor new to offer voters.

    Patrick (6dd9c5)

  18. Colonel’s are said to
    taste like SPAM® Pam and I yam
    the Boss with Hot Sauce

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  19. Does anyone recall “pam” touting those poll results when it showed the Dems down 7-10 percent? “oam” is just whistling past the graveyard.

    “pam” – Care to place a wager on who the next Speaker is?

    JD (8ded14)

  20. Eew, hate following JD’s last comment but…the Kimmel clip was hilarious. Mounted a campaign…”? Heh. Everything becomes unintentionally funny in Delaware nuthouse.

    Dana (8ba2fb)

  21. Main Boy with Joy Toy
    leave those femlibboys Pam for
    the Master Blaster

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  22. Uh oh. When I was commenting it was right after JD’s #16…

    Dana (8ba2fb)

  23. Hooten and timmah
    run for cover when Colonel
    pogo into town

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  24. Anyone care to bet whether or not “pam” goes around spamming the results of the WI or WV polls tomorrow?

    JD (8ded14)

  25. Sorry, Dana.

    JD (8ded14)

  26. whoops it not eight
    PM on Pacific coast
    yet Colonel shut up

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  27. People like Pam are worried. Did you see POTUS get hammered at his little town hall meeting? Hope and change have become predictive.

    Eric Blair (9ed73e)

  28. Colonel exhausted
    from defending Big Zero
    strike that, poorly phrased

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  29. It’s all about the O, Colonel.

    Eric Blair (9ed73e)

  30. Harry Reid’s Pet Rocks…

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/4087

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  31. In fact, that would be a fantastic campaign slogan.

    Eric Blair (9ed73e)

  32. yes, it would… it IS all about Him.

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  33. Colonel have “Main Boy With the Joy Toy” copyright, so don’t get any ideas, people!

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  34. That’s not what I meant, but I’m sure you know that!

    Eric Blair (9ed73e)

  35. Pam, the Democrat agenda is not working. Washington Democrats have failed on the economic front.

    Yes, Obama will need more time to clean up the shitpile that Bush left him, agreed

    pam (9df40f)

  36. Colonel in discussions with Team Romney on that for 2011/2012.

    More later…

    ColonelHaiku (1546ed)

  37. The COD stimulus proposal:

    no one is allowed to masturbate, incidents of noctural emissions skyrocket, tummy aches soar, leading to a huge bubble in washers, dryers, laundry soap, fabric softener, antacid, analgesics, antiphlegistics, and earplugs to shut out all the groaning and moaning:

    http://tiny.cc/z15uf

    shooter (32dc25)

  38. Has O’Donnell made any claim that she would prohibit any activity of any kind, if she had the power, Shooter? No? She simply made a point about the high standards of Jesus’s Sermon on the Mount?

    Huh. Strange that democrats bash civil rights while conjuring up fantasies of violations.

    O’donnell doesn’t care about whether or not you masterbate, shooter. You don’t know that because you’re buying hype. She made a point about the nature of lust outside marriage, as relates to her personal views and her personal religion. She’s actually been quite clear on her honoring the constitution’s recognition of our freedom of religion.

    This intolerance on display is on the other side. Many different people share O’Donnell’s view on lust. A lot of Muslims, for example. I’d say putting a chador or scarve over our house majority leader and secretary of state (when in places like Saudi Arabia) is much, much more egregious than merely noting a personal principle.

    Yes, Obama will need more time to clean up the shitpile that Bush left him, agreed

    Comment by pam

    This is the argument that has cost Obama so much. He and the democrats in congress inherited a wonderful economy in 2006. They also said they knew how to fix these problems. Their measures were so severe and plainly made things worse while costing us terribly.

    And yet the tired whine that this is Bush’s fault. It’s incredibly defensive.

    One reason this Senate race matters, even though O’donnell is so far behind, is that Obama will have to fight just to win Delaware in 2012. He’s currently underwater in polls there. You’re actually admitting that Obama isn’t capable of doing the job of righting this nation’s course. That’s inherent in these excuses.

    Tell me, how many House seats do you expect the GOP to take from the dems?

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  39. Dustin – Get a grip on yourself, man; you’re bouncing around like a pinball on meth. You’re jumping off the deep end to support a grifter who’s headed for a criminal record and maybe the slammer. She’s doing a one-woman revival of The Music Man substituting 340 million skinflutes for 76 trombones. She’s doing a con artist’s variation of dadaism for the dough-re-mi.

    shooter (32dc25)

  40. No need to be insulting, shooter.

    Patterico (c218bd)

  41. Get a grip on yourself, man

    Yeah, yeah. It’s so funny to repeat all the masturbation references everyone heard a week ago.

    Anyway, I repeat my point: this was a sincere and coherent take on a respectable religious view. Of all the reasons to be concerned about O’donnell as a candidate, fear of oppression is by far the least.

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  42. saying “she opposes masturbation” is code for: “careful prods, she’s Catholic!!!! An evil and SUPERSTITIOUS Papist!!!! Who knows whereo her loyalties belong to!”

    Enoch_Root (9548cd)


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