Oregon Officials Won’t Prosecute Gore
[Guest post by DRJ]
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports former Vice President Al Gore won’t be prosecuted regarding allegations made by a massage therapist. More concerns about the accuser’s story are detailed at the link, including this:
“The Portland Tribune said it thoroughly investigated her allegations – including interviewing the accuser – only to determine it wasn’t responsible to move forward with a story. The paper reported that she failed a polygraph test. At least one other news organization also declined to publish a story.”
I didn’t realize newspapers investigated criminal allegations this aggressively.
— DRJ
he betrayed wife
ColonelHaiku (ac3c3c) — 7/30/2010 @ 4:32 pmhe played on escort fears
manbearpighorndog
Those “new clients” were global warming cultists who simply wanted to touch the hand that touched the Goracle’s chakra.
Mike Myers (3c9845) — 7/30/2010 @ 4:57 pmI didn’t realize newspapers investigated criminal allegations this aggressively.
Of course they do. Don’t you remember John McCain’s suspected relationship with that attractive blonde lobbyist being New York Times’ front page news? They investigate even non-criminal allegations thoroughly and aggressively.
Dana (8ba2fb) — 7/30/2010 @ 6:03 pmYes! The late Friday afternoon media dump regarding the leftists most rich and famous!
Atlanta Media Guy (60d291) — 7/30/2010 @ 6:18 pmYet they didn’t investigate John Edwards until it was unavoidable in fact Kurtz was the only one who
ian cormac (e46147) — 7/30/2010 @ 6:25 pmeven really hinted at it,
“I didn’t realize newspapers investigated criminal allegations this aggressively.”
Somebody has to bring these accusers to justice.
Machinist (497786) — 7/30/2010 @ 6:31 pmian cormac, unavoidable, and essentially forced to by the The National Enquirer no less! Still makes me chuckle.
(It’s a simple system: Look for the “D” or “R” after the name and proceed accordingly).
Dana (8ba2fb) — 7/30/2010 @ 6:35 pmThis is according to Molly?
Wow. Maybe an affair/blackmail attempt?
Dustin (b54cdc) — 7/30/2010 @ 6:46 pmSure, they thoroughly investigated. However, it turns out their investigation consisted of asking Whoopie and she assured them it wasn’t “rape-rape.”
largebill (1d1579) — 7/30/2010 @ 8:01 pmAlGore story has
TimesDislaiku (18b0e3) — 7/31/2010 @ 8:24 ama two-time Happy Ending
Gore cries, Bubba laughs
well i find two things interesting.
First, they have decided to stop investigating. Which suggests there is more evidence to examine, they just don’t feel like examining it.
Second, what about the two other alleged victims? I mean it might be hard to bring that stuff into the trial, but regular logic says that if he did it to two other women, he is more likely to have done it to her?
Aaron Worthing (A.W.) (f97997) — 7/31/2010 @ 11:07 amColonel think must be
ColonelHaiku (ac3c3c) — 7/31/2010 @ 11:37 amsome truth to CW that
algore made of wood?
every puppet dream
TimesDisliker (18b0e3) — 7/31/2010 @ 11:52 amis to become a real boy
well, that and redheads
from comedian Argus Hamilton:
AD - RtR/OS! (d16b15) — 7/31/2010 @ 12:00 pm“Al Gore was accused of sexually assaulting a massage therapist in his Beverly Hills hotel room before the Academy Awards ceremony three years ago.
He must be mortified.
When Al threw off his towel she gave him the Oscar for Best Animated Short”
algore lonely man
ColonelHaiku (ac3c3c) — 7/31/2010 @ 12:10 pmwhen he hug tree he linger
now for far too long
algore leave tipper
ColonelHaiku (ac3c3c) — 7/31/2010 @ 12:13 pmwhen come home and find other
man’s carbon footprints
algore leave tipper
TimesDislaiku (18b0e3) — 7/31/2010 @ 1:53 pmon dresser twenty percent
tax relief, writeoff too
oops I f’d it up
TimesDislaiku (18b0e3) — 7/31/2010 @ 1:55 pmnot six but five count
AlGore still ho-bag
The Portland what? Good grief, I didn’t realize that somebody was still using that mimeograph machine my cousin junked three decades ago. Must have printed their own “press” cards too…
EW1(SG) (edc268) — 7/31/2010 @ 5:48 pmMe neither.
Collin Finnerty (425ece) — 8/1/2010 @ 7:01 pmNor did I.
David Evans (425ece) — 8/1/2010 @ 7:01 pmI sure as hell didn’t!
Reade Seligman (425ece) — 8/1/2010 @ 7:02 pmalgore say “take care
ColonelHaiku (537db7) — 8/1/2010 @ 7:12 pmof this!” she say “who you
give order, pencil______”