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3/9/2010

Eric Massa: “I Did Nothing Sexual”

Filed under: Politics — DRJ @ 6:05 pm



[Guest post by DRJ]

The sex scandals continue regarding former Democratic Congressman Eric Massa:

“In a widely anticipated interview on Glenn Beck’s Fox News show Tuesday night, Massa acknowledged that he had “groped” and “tickled” a male staffer at the congressman’s 50th birthday party.

He also said he’d used rough language when he shouldn’t have and that he had jokingly told a male staffer at a wedding reception that he’d rather have sex with him than with one of the bridesmaids.

But, Massa told Beck, “I did nothing sexual.”

Is this a good time to mention that adults disagree on the definition of sex?

H/T Sara O.

— DRJ

15 Responses to “Eric Massa: “I Did Nothing Sexual””

  1. I did not have sex with that woman.

    Bill Clinton (9e58d8)

  2. Well, it wasn’t sex sex.

    AD - RtR/OS! (12a74e)

  3. Depends on what the meaning of sex is.

    PatAZ (9d1bb3)

  4. No. Now is not a good time.
    The explanation will be too awful to bear… and I’d rather not have to deal with the visual

    SteveG (909b57)

  5. “I did nothing sexual.”

    yeah, he was just screwing around….

    redc1c4 (fb8750)

  6. > Is this a good time to mention that adults disagree on the definition of sex?

    You “had sex” if you were physically responsible, in some (any) manner, for the other person’s orgasm, or they yours.

    Ergo:

    Oral sex: YES
    Anal sex: YES
    Vaginal sex: YES
    Cross-Masturbation: YES
    Heavy Petting: YES
    Applying dildo to orifice: YES

    Aural sex: NO (unless physical contact occurred, in which case, see “Cross-Masturbation above”)

    This crap is just people pussyfooting around the idea because they have something to prove or disprove:

    “Face it, you’re a slut”
    “No, I’m not. I’ve given head to a thousand boys, ‘but I’m still a virgin'”
    “Yeah, right…. Pure as the driven snow…”

    Yeesh.
    😀

    IgotBupkis (79d71d)

  7. “I did nothing sexual.”

    yeah, he was just screwing around….

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Give that man a cigar!

    GeneralMalaise (01c700)

  8. Aural sex: NO (unless physical contact occurred, in which case, see “Cross-Masturbation above”)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Nothing bigger than your elbow…

    GeneralMalaise (01c700)

  9. “NUDE RAHM MADE IT CLEAR ‘I BETTER VOTE WITH THE PRESIDENT’…”

    and how do you say “no” to a nekkid ballerina with heavily mascaraed, dead fish eyes?!?!

    GeneralMalaise (01c700)

  10. I told you guys this dude was a hoot. Anyone know what it was he told Beck that made Beck decide it would be a good idea to have him for a full hour?

    imdw (8222e7)

  11. When the Democrats decide to rid themselves of a perv you have to wonder what else there is about him that we don’t know. And it’s not that he would not “play ball” with a naked Rahm Eamnuel.

    nk (db4a41)

  12. “When the Democrats decide to rid themselves of a perv you have to wonder what else there is about him that we don’t know”

    This is why I contrasted him with Foley.

    imdw (5f60be)

  13. Massa has given generously to both sides of the political divide.

    For the right: They have a Dem who’s willing to talk bad about the other Dems and the health care bill and play into the Talking Point that the Dems are jack-booted thugs.

    For the left: He embarrassed the demagogue Glenn Beck, and later preached to him a bit. And this is after Massa revealed that one of the claims against him is that he groped men. Awkward!

    For the right: He is another Democrat involved in a sex scandal.

    For the left: His messy departure creates a distracting bauble for the righties while simultaneously dropping the number of votes needed for health care down to 216.

    For everybody: The “naked Rahm” story will be an enduring classic, very worthy of Rahm’s canon, which already includes a “dead fish” story! 🙂

    Alas, I think Massa’s 15 minutes are about up.

    Or are they??

    Myron (6a93dd)

  14. I believe we received that definition from Bill Clinton.
    He is still a hero to the Democrats, so what ever they come op with on this lowly congressman will not prevail.
    At least he resigned.

    Paul Albers (7adcc2)

  15. I’m just glad I was on a treadmill during that awful, painful hour. That Beck show sucked (no pun intended). Glenn struggled to get something, and Massa played him. I have no sympathy for Massa; he is a low-life – and does nothing good for either party or Congress or America. The sooner he is forgotten, the better.

    Corwin (ea9428)


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