10/13/2009

Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:30 pm

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1. […] UPDATE x2: Caption contest! […]

   Patterico’s Pontifications » Reportedly Impotent and Sexually Frustrated Man Lashes Out at Attractive Conservative Commentator (e4ab32) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:31 pm

   
   

2. Not very nice of me, but…

   “I just called E-Z Date!”

   http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/e-z-date-626105.html

   Eric Blair (0b61b2) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:34 pm

   
   

3. Today’s Headline: I have no pants.

   (Hey, who here is old enough to get the reference?)

   SPQR (26be8b) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:34 pm

   
   

4. Where’s V the K when we need him?

   SPQR, I haven’t seen you denounced lately.

   Ageist!

   EW1(SG) (edc268) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:39 pm

   
   

5. Olberman just received this memo

   TO: ALL NBC STAFF

   FROM: Rupert Murdock – Owner NBC

   Regarding: Your Position here at NBC

   Olbermann and Madow will now report to Bill O’Reilly…

   EricPWJohnson (25ecfd) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:40 pm

   
   

6. “I love you, you love me.

   We all part of a family,

   except if you’re in the GOP.”

   Ag80 (2a7a2a) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:47 pm

   
   

7. Your elephant did what!?!

   JerryT (dedf43) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:49 pm

   
   

8. “A partial score, just in from the Far West League – Guam Tech 23!”

   mojo (74ba73) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:49 pm

   
   

9. Oh, a caption, eh? How about:

   “I have a pickle up my butt!

   EW1(SG) (edc268) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:54 pm

   
   

10. Caption:

    “MSNBC personality Keith Olbermann seen stretching his mouth and tongue moments before his first interview with President Barack Obama.”

    Leviticus (30ac20) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:55 pm

    
    

11. “Heyyyy, Rubert, Roo-….Bert, Rupert, I got…I got yer schpecial comment..Right..Here!”

    no one you know (1ebbb1) — 10/13/2009 @ 8:59 pm

    
    

12. I just got tea bagged, for real!

    daleyrocks (718861) — 10/13/2009 @ 9:01 pm

    
    

13. Me go poopy in my pants!

    gahrie (9d1bb3) — 10/13/2009 @ 9:48 pm

    
    

14. No,really!!! He did!!! He did!!!
    The President WINKED at me!!!

    checkmate110 (12a0d1) — 10/13/2009 @ 10:39 pm

    
    

15. “Criswell Predicts”

    Official Internet Data Office (4514e0) — 10/14/2009 @ 12:43 am

    
    

16. “HEY LADY!!!”

    Scott Jacobs (d027b8) — 10/14/2009 @ 1:32 am

    
    

17. ‘F You, San Diego!’

    Dustin (bb61e3) — 10/14/2009 @ 1:37 am

    
    

18. “I just tied my brain into an intellectual knot!”

    Icy Texan (6fdd44) — 10/14/2009 @ 1:46 am

    
    

19. “What! My parents really are brother & sister?”

    Icy Texan (6fdd44) — 10/14/2009 @ 2:00 am

    
    

20. “The last split second before the bullshit spews”

    Icy Texan (6fdd44) — 10/14/2009 @ 2:01 am

    
    

21. “One moment, please, while the Olbamatron downloads the latest WH talking points”

    Icy Texan (6fdd44) — 10/14/2009 @ 2:03 am

    
    

22. “Uh-oh! One of the strings Rahm Emanuel is using to manipulate my mouth just broke.”

    Icy Texan (6fdd44) — 10/14/2009 @ 2:06 am

    
    

23. “What? Somebody is watching? What the hell do i do now?”

    Icy Texan (6fdd44) — 10/14/2009 @ 2:09 am

    
    

24. “This haggis could use some jizz.”

    Dan Collins (29bd82) — 10/14/2009 @ 5:23 am

    
    

25. “Palamino”

    Jim Whose Glad to be in Monterrey (e3b330) — 10/14/2009 @ 5:37 am

    
    

26. “This just in. I am looking at a picture of Michelle Malkin and it works better than viagra.”

    [note: fished from spam filter. –Stashiu]

    A.W. (e7d72e) — 10/14/2009 @ 5:59 am

    
    

27. “And now YOU TOO can become a Level 8 Power Thetan for just six easy payments of $999.99 at the Flag Havingness Rundown center. Plus, if you act now, you’ll get this handy L Ron Hubbard mug, space cadet uniform and Blue Ray copy of Battlefield Earth, absolutely free!”

    Sean P (50f5d9) — 10/14/2009 @ 6:05 am

    
    

28. HEY! That barbwire enima HURTS!!!!

    PCD (1d8b6d) — 10/14/2009 @ 6:27 am

    
    

29. “I’m so excited, I think my other testicle is dropping!”

    Steve B (5eacf6) — 10/14/2009 @ 7:00 am

    
    

30. Steve, Olberdouche has testicles?

    PCD (1d8b6d) — 10/14/2009 @ 9:05 am

    
    

31. This is the face I read my Special Comment with.

    Uncle Pinky (e4d7c2) — 10/14/2009 @ 3:51 pm

    
    

32. I told you I was house broken.

    mike191 (97b84e) — 10/14/2009 @ 4:16 pm