Patterico's Pontifications

8/4/2009

A Woman Scorned x4

Filed under: General — DRJ @ 9:52 pm



[Guest post by DRJ]

I debated whether to post on this “lover’s quadrangle gone bad” story but, honestly, how could I not?

— DRJ

20 Responses to “A Woman Scorned x4”

  1. sounds more like aggressive foreplay gone bad to me…..

    Val-U-Rite, anyone?

    redc1c4 (fb8750)

  2. they don’t answer the most important question really

    happyfeet (42470c)

  3. Strange things happen north of the cheese curtain.

    daleyrocks (718861)

  4. Check out the pictures of the women.

    I guess if you can’t get quality you get quantity.

    JayC (326d63)

  5. They pretty much reported the painful details of this sticky situation early this morning on MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe.’ There was enough clarity to keep viewers super-glued to their TV sets and mentally fill in the blanks as assembled male talking heads cringed, then involuntarily crossed their legs. And I thought it was creative several years ago when a secretary, miffed at being layed off, squirted super glue in the floppy disk drive of her bosses’ old Macintosh. Maybe she was one of the ladies involved. Like you say, a woman scorned.

    DCSCA (9d1bb3)

  6. DCSCA – You have nothing to worry about in this regard. I’m sure nobody could find anything to super glue.

    daleyrocks (718861)

  7. These women are all charged with felonies with maximum sentences of “perhaps six years in prison” according to the article.

    The most telling line:

    The women are free on $200 bail each.

    Although the court hasn’t yet spoken, it has definitely silently mouthed a syllable or two.

    Occasional Reader (7f7e48)

  8. Let’s play Reverse The Sexes!

    If four men had bound and abused a cheating woman, and glued her bits together, what would be the reaction?

    Evil Pundit (42e904)

  9. If those are his girlfriends, I wonder what his wife looks like.

    nk (977e07)

  10. Getting beat up by girls is pretty humiliating, but having the world see pictures of girlfriends that look like that is even more humiliating.

    nk (977e07)

  11. Hey, gang, one of the 4 IS HIS WIFE!

    Happyfeet and dogcrap just reinforced my opinion of them that they are utterly bankrupt souls.

    PCD (02f8c1)

  12. #9

    If those are his girlfriends, I wonder what his wife looks like.

    Comment by nk — 8/5/2009 @ 4:35 am

    According to the report on the radio this morning (east coast) one of the women was his wife. The report did not make it clear if they knew of each other before they got together for this or not.

    Sabba Hillel (153338)

  13. I debated whether to post on this “lover’s quadrangle gone bad” story but, honestly, how could I not?

    Actually, since there were four women and one man, it was a “quintangle”. A “lover’s triangle” involves a man and tw women (as an example). Therefore, a quadrangle would involve a man and three women.

    Sabba Hillel (153338)

  14. I debated whether to post on this “lover’s quadrangle gone bad” story but, honestly, how could I not?

    Actually, since there were four women and one man, it was a “quintangle”. A “lover’s triangle” involves a man and two women (as an example). Therefore, a quadrangle would involve a man and three women.

    Sabba Hillel (153338)

  15. I asked my wife how a man can get so many girlfriends. She said, “They glued it to his stomach!”

    Alta Bob (cd787f)

  16. I like Evil Pundit’s idea, let’s reverse the sexes. SEK over @ Feministe would be outraged 😉

    JD (4e3101)

  17. Considering the woman could have done a Lorena Bobitt on him the dude got off light just having his dick superglued.

    If four guys had been two timed (four timed?) like that by one of their wives, she would be quite lucky if all she suffered was her naughty bits superglued.

    cubanbob (409ac2)

  18. Any Tarantino fans in the house?

    If there are, I’m sure they recall the scene in “Reservoir Dogs” in which Nice Guy Eddie (as portrayed by Chris Penn) describes a similar “situation”.

    Per Nice Guy Eddie, a black woman who worked for the family business (I THINK her name was Lady T) glued the “member” of her violent boyfriend to his stomach while he was passed out.

    As Nice Guy Eddie noted, it was a pretty bad deal for the boyfriend, who had to do a handstand every time he wanted to pee.

    Bubba Maximus (456175)

  19. Maybe the guy opened his eyes and realized what he’d done and glued his own self.
    I think it would be a prudent and reasonable thing to do… clearly the guy needed an intervention.

    For some reason I’m thinking tweezers, microsurgery and eye bleach.

    SteveG (97b6b9)

  20. “Therefore, a quadrangle would involve a man and three women.”

    Would that not be a a lovers’ square?

    Little Banana (b6e81d)


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