Patterico's Pontifications

6/25/2009

Perez Hilton: Michael Jackson Was Faking It!!!

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 11:35 pm



Enjoy what Perez Hilton originally wrote about Michael Jackson’s heart attack.

Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!

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We are dubious!!

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Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!

Classy!

21 Responses to “Perez Hilton: Michael Jackson Was Faking It!!!”

  1. I think someone is on minute 14. As quick as they build you up, that’s how quick they crush you. Live by the sword…

    Gazzer (f027c2)

  2. Projection by someone willing to do anything for attention. He thinks everybody is the same way.

    Stashiu3 (ed6467)

  3. well, it’s obvious that Perez Hilton is faking it.

    redc1c4 (fb8750)

  4. I’m kinda embarrassed to admit it, given the nature of this thread and it’s subject, but I did wonder (fleetingly) whether or not Jackson might’ve faked his own death.

    Obviously, I don’t think that’s the case, but the fact that he was millions of dollars in debt and used to appearance altering cosmetic surgery struck me as significant at the time.

    Leviticus (13d69d)

  5. Either way, Perez Hilton’s a moron. “We’ll see if he’s able to go on?” No you won’t, Rtard: either he’s dead, or he’s faking his death, but either way you won’t be “seeing” anything of him.

    Man… I’m glad will.i.am punched HIlton in the face. I mean, will.i.am is a poofter, too (they were in a club in Canada – losers), but if it had to be one of them I’m glad it was Hilton who got decked.

    Leviticus (13d69d)

  6. Leviticus – I’m glad it was Hilton who got decked.

    I will take this moment to issue a statement of support for your position in this matter.

    As for Jackson ‘faking’ it – his new tour was pre-sold out, and he stood quite a chance to put a measurable dent in, if not completely erase his outstanding debt. There are people who would pay to see him even though they did not like him. To walk away from an opportunity to exit the stage on top again is not even in the realm of possibility for someone that obsessed with self image.

    Apogee (e2dc9b)

  7. “Perez Hilton” is a contemptible ingrown toenail of a human being.

    Mike G in Corvallis (70f47e)

  8. I got stuck hitchhiking in Corvallis once at 3 a.m. in the middle of the winter.

    No cars for hours.

    It sucked.

    Dave Surls (d48f41)

  9. The guy writes like a 12-yr-old!!! I can’t believe anyone actually reads or follows Hilton.

    As repugnant as Jackson became to some of us over the past years, his musical and performing genius and creativity are undeniable. And when you think about it, he was no more sick or repugnant than most of the politicians we vote for. Jackson certainly embodied the breadth of human nature, the beautiful and the ugly.

    Peg C. (48175e)

  10. As repugnant as Jackson became to some of us over the past years, his musical and performing genius and creativity are undeniable. And when you think about it, he was no more sick or repugnant than most of the politicians we vote for. Jackson certainly embodied the breadth of human nature, the beautiful and the ugly

    Well said Peg……As for Hilton, one can only hope this moron will never have the ability to reproduce.

    Rovin (363536)

  11. The difference between Michael Jackson and Hilton Perez: Talent.

    DavidL (02e14f)

  12. Breathless babbling b.s. is always on offer by Perez Hilton. Don’t touch the stuff myself.

    Mike Myers (674050)

  13. Before the Miss California thing, I had not even heard of Perez Hilton. I wish there were a drug that can cause selective memory loss.

    nk (d78a32)

  14. I guess Perez Hilton did not get Patterico’s admonishion to be respectful of the dead.

    Joe (17aeff)

  15. 13, NK focus on the end of the pen…Now what was that you were talking about?

    5, Leviticus, It wasn’t will.i.am who punched out the moron. It was the Black Eyed Peas manager, I forget his name.

    Now, if someone would only punch out Michael Moore.

    PCD (02f8c1)

  16. Lets start a Unfollow Perez Movement. Unfollow him from twitter,myspace,face book, or what ever other things he has get the word out!!!!!

    AARON (987cbe)

  17. Perez Hilton lives in a shallow, petty world. It is where people who have no personality of their own, emulate characters from bad Made-for-TV movies.

    Dan F (8ce868)

  18. I hate to defend Perez Hilton, the Bob Fisk of “celebrity journalism”, but lots of people thought MJ was faking illness. In particular, trying to get his concert run cut from 50 shows to 10. And who’s to say at this point that his death was due to cardiac illness?

    Personally, I think MJ really was trying – trying too hard to do something that he was in no condition to do.

    Glen Wishard (02562c)

  19. I suppose it is really great at least that Hilton is a homosexual and thus will not contaminate the gene pool with his children. At first I thought Perez was just some weird misspelling of Paris Hilton. And why hasn’t SHE issued heirs?

    Wonder what will become of Jacko’s kids and how effed up they are from having him as a daddy?

    aoibhneas (55634c)

  20. Perez Hilton was outrageous at first, but now he’s just boring.

    We get it now. He’s going to keep being as offensive as possible in order to keep selling advertisements on whatever forum mentions him. He’s going to have to get more and more outrageous as things go before he implodes.

    Juan (bd4b30)

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