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California Supreme Court Rules 6-1 That Roy Rivenburg Is Pretty Darn Funny

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 9:49 pm

At “Not the L.A. Times,” funnyman Roy Rivenburg reacts to the Prop. 8 ruling:

Racy photos taken when the California Supreme Court was “young and naive” began circulating on the Internet today as part of a backlash over the court’s 6-1 ruling against same-sex marriage.

Joining the fray, gossip blogger Perez Hilton called the high court “a dumb bitch.”

The justices fired back with another 6-1 ruling that said Hilton was “a twerp.” They also denied posing for nude pictures.

“It was a windy photo shoot, and our robes blew off,” the court said. “We were young and naive and had no idea the photographer kept snapping pictures.”

I demand to know who dissented from the ruling that Perez Hilton is a twerp. We’ll begin recall proceedings tomorrow.

More at the link, including an amusing Photoshop of Ron George in flagrante delicto. That’s lawyer talk for: you can see his nipples. Eeeew.

4 Responses to “California Supreme Court Rules 6-1 That Roy Rivenburg Is Pretty Darn Funny”

  1. If you’re on Facebook, you can get Not The LA Times as a feed.

    Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. (0ea407)

  2. It is getting tiresome noting that you all are a bunch of racist homophobes.

    JD (fdabd3)

  3. And damn proud of it!

    Dr. K (0fdffa)

  4. The funniest part of the thing was this link.

    In surprise move, GM forces U.S. government to file for bankruptcy
    Automaker turns tables on White House, saying nation is bleeding red ink and taxpayers shouldn’t be asked for endless bailouts. U.S. will shed unprofitable states as part of restructuring.

    Mike K (2cf494)

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