At “Not the L.A. Times,” funnyman Roy Rivenburg reacts to the Prop. 8 ruling:
Racy photos taken when the California Supreme Court was “young and naive” began circulating on the Internet today as part of a backlash over the court’s 6-1 ruling against same-sex marriage.
Joining the fray, gossip blogger Perez Hilton called the high court “a dumb bitch.”
The justices fired back with another 6-1 ruling that said Hilton was “a twerp.” They also denied posing for nude pictures.
“It was a windy photo shoot, and our robes blew off,” the court said. “We were young and naive and had no idea the photographer kept snapping pictures.”
I demand to know who dissented from the ruling that Perez Hilton is a twerp. We’ll begin recall proceedings tomorrow.
More at the link, including an amusing Photoshop of Ron George in flagrante delicto. That’s lawyer talk for: you can see his nipples. Eeeew.