From The Sun:
LONDONERS were treated to an eyeful today when 999 near naked revellers decended on the capital.
Wearing nothing but skimpy Shamrock style bikini’s the gang marched along the bank of the River Thames to the amusement of sight-seers.
Luckily for the group early spring sunshine accompanied them on their trip – to promopte an Air Lingus flight sale.
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P.S. 57 words and only four obvious spelling errors! Nice job, Sun editors!