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I Don’t Know; This Seems More Like a Bill Clinton Cabinet Position

Filed under: General,Obama — Patterico @ 8:33 pm

The L.A. Times reports:

“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis was arrested Monday afternoon after failing to appear for a hearing earlier in the day in a federal tax-evasion case.

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Last year, a grand jury in Reno accused Francis of two counts of tax evasion. He has pleaded not guilty. Prosecutors allege Francis improperly deducted more than $20 million from his companies.

A commenter at the L.A. Times web site beats us all to the obvious joke:

I guess this qualifies Francis for appointment to Obama’s Cabinet.

Almost. He has the crucial tax evasion qualification. But has he ever been a lobbyist?

13 Responses to “I Don’t Know; This Seems More Like a Bill Clinton Cabinet Position”

  1. He has begged for a federal bailout, but I doubt he ever registered.

    Karl (2491e1)

  2. “…has he ever been a lobbyist?”

    Well, he is a hustler!

    AD (b72706)

  3. BTW, just spiked your traffic; hope the server holds up!

    Karl (2491e1)

  4. I don’t know about lobbying, but some might argue he’s certaintly organized communities of drunken college babes for the betterment of mankind. I think the Administration is big into community organizing.

    daleyrocks (5d22c0)

  5. Francis deserves a nobel peace prize IMHO.

    Obama über alles!!!!! (48dd5e)

  6. Oops “Piece.”

    Obama über alles!!!!! (48dd5e)

  7. Francis: Community Organizing You Can Believe In

    Karl (2491e1)

  8. Geeeeeithner!

    Joe (17aeff)

  9. Tom Daschle, show us your…

    Joe (17aeff)

  10. Francis a lobbyiest? – hey there are somethings even Joe Francis won’t do – come on now!

    EricPWJohnson (8f6ebe)

  11. If he’s sleazy, he’s ipso facto qualified.

    We need a new LATIN phrase for these slimeballs. Anyone?

    GM Roper who wants DRJ back on Patterico's Pontifications (85dcd7)

  12. Well, now that the the position of Chief Performance Officer needs a new nominee, why not Mr Francis? Who else can get so many people to perform for virtually nothing, and do it on camera?

    The always helpful Dana (556f76)

  13. Mr Francis would definitely be a good fit. He’s already experienced at orchestrating and logging drunken… activities.

    John Hitchcock (fb941d)

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