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L.A. Times: Obama’s Elegant, Inspiring Words Swoop and Soar

Filed under: 2008 Election,Dog Trainer,General — Patterico @ 11:17 pm

This blog’s mission is to mock the Los Angeles Times when deserved — which is more often than not.

I love it when they make it this easy:

Reported from Tampa, Fla. — Words helped get Barack Obama where he is today. Elegant words. Inspiring words. Words that swoop and words that soar.

Hoo-kay then. No bias here!

I’m predicting this will go Down the Memory Hole — just like an awful lot of other stuff lately.

So I’m showing you the screenshot in advance.

(Click for the full image.)

If When it goes Down the Memory Hole, I’ll be sure to let you know.

And if it doesn’t . . . then, jeez. Somebody must be asleep at the switch over there. Because bias rarely gets this blatant.

12 Responses to “L.A. Times: Obama’s Elegant, Inspiring Words Swoop and Soar”

  1. You sir, are obviously partially retarded.

    Project (87a931)

  2. If I can see it, then I can do it
    If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away
    I believe I can soar
    I see me running through that open door
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly

    daleyrocks (d9ec17)

  3. I will raise your taxes!
    The elegant, swooping, soaring and inspiring words the LA Times has been waiting for.

    Perfect Sense (9d1b08)

  4. It’s worse than bias. It’s terrible writing.

    Brian (b4ed74)

  5. Words helped get the Los Angeles Times where he is today. Fetid words. Trite words. Words that muck and words that obfuscate.

    JVW (fabc74)

  6. I once thought Clinton was the champion at receiving the ritual tongue baths every time he opened his mouth – I stand corrected.

    Dmac (f11dda)

  7. I’m sure they’ll issue a correction.

    After all Florida is not tropical. It’s often described as subtropical, but there is no hard and fast definition of this term. Technically speaking Florida is in the Temperate Zone.

    ThomasD (211bbb)

  8. I see Hillary’s hand on his back. But where’s the knife?

    Vermont Neighbor (c91cfe)

  9. Ronald Reagan said of Liberal Government and the Economy:
    If it moves, Tax It;
    If it keeps moving, Regulate It;
    It it stops moving, Subsidize It!

    I think we can see where the Dog Trainer falls along that continuum,
    and why their self-interest demands their support of The One.

    Another Drew (7866bb)

  10. But does the author get a “tingling sensation in his leg”?

    Techie (9251da)

  11. Well the writer’s name is Barabak.

    Maybe it’s Obama’s nom de plume?

    Sean (763826)

  12. We know the writer wasn’t Barack, because he hasn’t written anything on his own. Obama has his elitist illuminati cronies do everything for him.

    Jeff (86606e)

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