Patterico's Pontifications

6/10/2008

Vote for Xrlq — Because Barack Obama Sucks

Filed under: 2008 Election,Blogging Matters — Patterico @ 9:47 pm



Xrlq wants to go shoot guns or something. If you vote for him, maybe he can. So vote for him.

Also, if I link him on that post, it means he will link my post about how Barack Obama sucks, which will propel me higher in the Google rankings for the search term “Barack Obama sucks.”

Because he does. Suck.

Not Xrlq. Barack Obama. He sucks.

26 Responses to “Vote for Xrlq — Because Barack Obama Sucks”

  1. well, *there’s* an attack of the blindingly obvious.

    redc1c4 (e3877d)

  2. If I can’t go, I am not going to vote for him to go. Sheesh, a shooting class with Todd Jarrett is more than just “something”, Patterico.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  3. after xrlq’s denunciation of my use of all lower case letters, i have to ask how i would benefit if he were elected.

    assistant devil's advocate (b95b9f)

  4. ADA. then perhaps your plight would be recognized at higher levels, propelling your discrimination to the judicial system. Only then will your right to ignore the shift key be amended to the ADA regs.

    Jem (4cdfb7)

  5. How utterly revealing. Patterico’s ‘strategy’ for helping defeat Obama this November isn’t to address his positions or advocate a side of his own, it’s simply to flood a search engine.

    What’s really funny, is that while Patterico must think this ‘strategy’ of his will accomplish something since he’s been touting its brilliance all night, it’s entirely predicated on people searching for the words ‘Barack Obama Sucks.’ Now that’s obviously not going to work, because quite plainly, anyone that searches for ‘Barack Obama Sucks’ is going to almost definitely be someone that isn’t going to vote for Barack Obama in the first place.

    Do you really think you’re going to be able to sway people, or affect any number of votes at all, because one little posting from your obscure little website is going to pop up immediately on Google if someone searches for the very specific phrase; ‘Barack Obama sucks?’

    What a joke.

    Levi (76ef55)

  6. How utterly revealing. Patterico’s “strategy” … [is] simply to flood a search engine.

    .

    And it’s not even an original strategy.

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    Searching for John McCain Project
    McCain Google Bomber

    .

    But is sure is fun! Lighten up, Francis. Barack Obama sucks.

    cboldt (3d73dd)

  7. SPQR: whaddya mean, “if I can’t go?” Per the rules:

    Best of all, by voting for Xrlq, your name will be put into a drawing for an invitation to this exclusive event. That’s right, Xrlq, 9 lesser gun bloggers, and maybe you could spend a weekend learning the shooting secrets of the best shooter in the world.

    Or something like that.

    ADA: you wouldn’t, but vote for me anyway. If you don’t vote at all, you don’t get a chance to win yourself. And if you do vote, surely you’re not going to vote for anyone with caps in his name?

    Xrlq (62cad4)

  8. Levi
    “Do you really think you’re going to be able to sway people, or affect any number of votes at all, because one little posting from your obscure little website is going to pop up immediately on Google if someone searches for the very specific phrase; ‘Barack Obama sucks?’”

    At 7:45 am EST it was number nine on page one. Pretty good for an obscure little web site.

    Hazy (d671ab)

  9. Do you really think you’re going to be able to sway people, or affect any number of votes at all, because one little posting from your obscure little website is going to pop up immediately on Google if someone searches for the very specific phrase; ‘Barack Obama sucks?’

    If you accidentally paste this into google, Pat comes out number ONE.

    Hazy (d671ab)

  10. Levi, I suggest that you go google “dumb motherfucker” You’ll be shocked and amazed to see that it doesn’t lead to you, but to a very prominemt Republican politician.

    Pablo (99243e)

  11. Levi continues his march towards proving that he is blissfully ignorant of every topic that he chooses to comment on.

    JD (75f5c3)

  12. What a joke.

    Oooh, look! Levi got one right!

    *golf clap*

    Pablo (99243e)

  13. I see Patterico is continuing on his tragic course to abandon substance, and become a fully Malkinized blogger of empty outrage memes.

    Phil (6d9f2f)

  14. Yeah, cause fuck humor, right?

    Scott Jacobs (fa5e57)

  15. #14 has to be troll….only trolls ooze hate even when just writing….GTH Phil….

    Sue (f9a0a4)

  16. I gladly voted for Xrlq; and, if chosen by the luck-of-the-draw, can even bring my own Para to camp.
    It would be a great pleasure to meet X, Todd, and any of the others on that list.

    Another Drew (8018ee)

  17. Re Levi: Do not feed the trolls.

    Steven Den Beste (99cfa1)

  18. “How utterly revealing. Patterico’s ’strategy’ for helping defeat Obama this November isn’t to address his positions or advocate a side of his own, it’s simply to flood a search engine.”

    – Levi

    Patterico’s been saying that Obama’s going to win since time (apparently) immemorial. He’s resigned himself to that fact… but that doesn’t mean he has to like it. This is one of those “Won’t go down without a fight” posts.

    I wish he’d change the title of the post to “American Politics sucks”, but other than that, I kinda agree with him. I just think McCain sucks more.

    Leviticus (a431fc)

  19. Leviticus…
    After hearing what McCain said this morning on TV, I think you have good case for at least a push.
    It is obvious that one of the classes at the Academy that he slept through was Economics.

    Another Drew (8018ee)

  20. Obambi does not want to subject many family pictures or documents to the voting public because he has much to hide, but much will come out soon before Nov. What the MSM failed to do, the republican political machine will accomplish with relish, that is vett the hell out of Barry.

    1. Like father like son? Obama Sr.’s 2nd wife, Ann Dunham, was a white mid-western girl who bore Obama Jr when she was only 18. Ann Dunham was Sr’s 2nd wife since Sr left (for Univ of Hawaii) a black wife in Kenya who was carrying Jr’s half sister at the time. Sr was never legally divorced from his Kenyan wife, so one could say that Jr was born an illegitimate bastard should Sr’s marriage to Ann be deemed null and void.

    Sr had a total of 8 children including Jr. with various women. Ann was not the only white woman Sr married though she is the only one who bore him a biracial child. Sr was a polygamist, and there is a picture of Jr & his Kenyan kin. He’s standing next to Abongo “Roy” Obama who is a Luo militant Muslim activist, an Idi Amin Jr.

    My point is that if Jr becomes POTUS for some crazyness of the voting public (Bush 2 terms), he could very well carry on the paternal tradition and conceive an Obama the Third with this Scarlett Johanssen (who is of Jewish extract which makes it politically appealing in appeasement of the Jews/Israel).

    2. Jr and his camp has yet to produce legal document with respect to Sr’s marriage to Dunham. They also vehemently abstain from producing Jr’s birth certificate supposedly issued by the State of Hawaii whereas the GOP hackteam recently dug up a Kenyan birth certificate of Jr. The Hawaii hospital where Jr was supposedly born has no records of Jr’s birth there.

    3. Larry Sinclair will be holding some kind of press conference on 6/18 at the National Press Club in DC. His accusations of Jr is gaining momentum.

    These are probably just the tip of the iceberg. shit will ooze out on a daily basis I think. Just look at the “resignation” of Jim Johnson today from the VP vetting club. This shit is better than the cheesiest soap.

    ——————————————————————————–
    Chris Matthews gets the tingle up his legs everytime Obama opens his mouth on Hardballs.

    Third Party (4e0da3)

  21. I have read much better posts from Patterico.

    love2008 (0c8c2c)

  22. I agree that Obama does suck and is a liar just like the rest of the demo’s.

    Robert Hickman (d0dcf1)

  23. The ad Obama doesn’t want you to see… http://www.flickr.com/photos/30040318@N08/2804385836/

    Joe (7f02df)

  24. McCain is too old and out of touch to be president. He has also voted 90% with “Worst President Ever…Bush” We don’t need 4 more years of Bush II.

    mccain sucks (cb2e01)

  25. Spam and a troll – a twofer moron.

    SPQR (26be8b)


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