Mom! Mom! It’s not right that we should have to be subjected to endless coverage of this Paris Hilton nonsense!
Yes, yes, she’s back in jail. Whatever.
UPDATE: This is just pathetic:
But hey, it’s working for them.
UPDATE x2: Maybe Paris could have gotten a lighter sentence if she had murdered someone.
By the way, Perfect Sense had the line of the week yesterday:
Paris told ICE that she was an illegal alien and as standard policy, they arranged to have her immediately released from custody.
UPDATE x3: Did contributions from Paris’s grandfather to Lee Baca have anything to do with this? Allah — who is as frustrated as I am about not getting any comments on his real posts — asks the question.
UPDATE x4: The “Paris Hilton diaries”? Man, the L.A. Times is milking this for all it’s worth.
If we could get them to cover crime by illegal immigrants with the same thoroughness, it would really change the immigration debate.
UPDATE x5: How thoroughly is the L.A. Times covering this “story”? This thoroughly: