I had a guy today tell me that I look like Bill Engvall.
I had no idea who that was. Turns out he’s one of those redneck comedians. Here’s a picture.
Anyone reading this seen me recently? Is the guy right? I am currently sporting a goatee, but that’s about as far as the similarities go, as far as I can tell. I think most guys with goatees look pretty much alike anyway.
Pronounced "Patter-EE-koh"
E-mail: Just use my moniker Patterico, followed by the @ symbol, followed by gmail.com
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Might help if you posted your pic.
steve (8e37ec) — 10/19/2006 @ 9:51 pmAt least he didn’t say Helen Thomas, so you’ve got that going for you. 😉
Stashiu3 (404f9e) — 10/19/2006 @ 10:13 pmAs Seinfeld says, guys are interchangeable.
fred (44375f) — 10/19/2006 @ 10:22 pmYou totally do look like him.
Allah (bab333) — 10/19/2006 @ 10:35 pmBut you saw me with the beard, not the goatee, right? (If you remember. And if you do . . . that might be kind of gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Patterico (de0616) — 10/19/2006 @ 10:37 pmNo, no beard. Not even a goatee as I recall.
Allah (bab333) — 10/19/2006 @ 10:55 pmYeah, I think it was just vacation scruff.
My wife doesn’t see the resemblance.
It’s certainly nothing like your exact resemblance to Jeremy Piven.
Patterico (de0616) — 10/19/2006 @ 11:03 pmDude, you look way more like Engvall than I do like Piven.
Allah (bab333) — 10/19/2006 @ 11:08 pmThere’s an easy way to settle that.
In my entire life, one person has told me I look like Engvall. Well, OK . . . two, counting you.
How many people have told you that you look like Piven?
What’s that? Too many to count?
I rest my case.
(I love saying that!)
Patterico (de0616) — 10/19/2006 @ 11:11 pmHere’s the thing: you look like Engvall, but a lot gayer.
[You seem to have a pretty good memory of what I look like . . . for someone who *claims* not to be gay . . .
By the way, you know Rick Ellensburg is going to find some way to use these comments against us as PROOF of our ANTI-GAY BIAS. I mean, you *do* know that, right? — P]
Allah (bab333) — 10/19/2006 @ 11:17 pmI don’t see it, unless you look way different now than two years ago.
Angry Clam (132353) — 10/20/2006 @ 12:15 amEngvall has a van dyke, not a goatee.
Serenity Now (b08c67) — 10/20/2006 @ 12:27 amThere’s a resemblance, but he’s clearly taller.
Kevin Murphy (0b2493) — 10/20/2006 @ 1:28 amGoatees and van dykes are just so gay. Real men wear full beards.
Dana (3e4784) — 10/20/2006 @ 6:08 amEngvall has a van dyke, not a goatee.
Okay, it’s a Van Dyke that I’ve got, then.
Goatees and van dykes are just so gay. Real men wear full beards.
I do on occasion, but there’s a lot of gray in the rest of the beard.
Patterico (de0616) — 10/20/2006 @ 6:31 amOh, don’t worry about that: the hair on the top of my head (what little there is) is still mostly brown, but my beard and moustache (and eyebrows, which are as thick as caterpillars) are mostly white.
Dana (3e4784) — 10/20/2006 @ 7:43 amYou had no idea who Bill was? Where have you been living, under a rock?
Here’s your sign!
rightwingprof (5649f5) — 10/20/2006 @ 7:44 amThat cat looks like Satan.
the wolf (72a18f) — 10/20/2006 @ 7:50 amYou are better looking.
RJN (e12f22) — 10/20/2006 @ 9:15 am