Memo to the nude prosecutor: just say it was a protest. (Both links via Howard.)

Lancet math is fun.

For example, many people are scared off from being prosecutors by the allegedly low pay. But according to a new Lancet study, first-year prosecutors in L.A. make over $650,000 a year!

A SiteMeter graph says that this blog has received approximately 80,000 visitors so far this month. But I prefer my Lancet brand SiteMeter, which puts the number at over 1 million!

And men across the country are measuring themselves using Lancet math — and liking the results!

Disturbingly Yellow makes a similar observation about WMDs.