Tall enough to molest a 12-year-old, but too short to go to prison for it.

UPDATE: On Thursday, commenter Dana gave his take on this.

Understand clearly: I am not calling for “Gorgeous George” Galloway to be tied to a wooden stake while crazed weasels gnaw at his private parts, and Christopher Hitchens reads him pro-war Jonah Goldberg columns and T.S. Eliot poetry in a drunken Irish brogue.

I am not calling for this. But it would be morally justified.

Can dead judges vote? Maybe they shouldn’t, but they sometimes do.

Look! It’s Bob Sipchen with hair!