Patterico's Pontifications

3/7/2006

Get a Human

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:09 pm



Via Ed Brayton, the gethuman database: shortcuts to getting through to a human when calling any number of large companies.

Of course, the more this is used, the harder it will actually be to get a human. Ah, what the hell.

2 Responses to “Get a Human”

  1. For the telcos, I figured out how to this years ago. Get into their automated bill resolution
    area (where they will automatically give you a credit for minor disputed charges – it’s cheaper than actually investigating your complaint) and
    ask for a credit of $1000. That gets a human real fast

    email is human readable – aloud..

    bud (46e4bf)

  2. Allow me to say that these “voice response” technologies designed to let you get through the menus quicker are as equally retarded. Just bang the * 0 # keys randomly until you get a person. It is an interesting development, that once e-mail was seen as a way to stop the harrassing calls from customers. From spam, they don’t read that anymore so now they set up these phone-tree maze firewalls designed to make you hang up before you waste their time.

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