12/12/2005

5 Responses to “The Downside of Executing Tookie”

1. Prison Doctor: Say goodnight, Tookie!

   Tookie: [Just lays there}

   Dave (2a57fc) — 12/12/2005 @ 8:25 pm

   
   

2. […] Option 1: Monday night, 11:58 p.m. at San Quentin, Stanley “I Didn’t Do It But I Redeemed Myself By Allowing Some Chick To Put My Name On Some Inspid Kiddie Books” Williams sits on a gurney, awaiting his fate. The phone rings. The guard picks up, says “why hello! … OK … Well, yes, of course. Boy, was that close!” He hangs up, turns to the Tookinator and says “Good news! I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!” […]

   damnum absque injuria » A Commercial (38c04c) — 12/12/2005 @ 9:57 pm

   
   

3. Copy guy: Chocolate chip Tookie!

   Tookie:

   Copy guy: Chewbacca the Tookie!

   Tookie:

   Copy guy: She Tookie All Me Money and…

   Tookie: [shoots Copy Guy, laughs at “funny gurgling noises”]

   Jonathan (6797b5) — 12/13/2005 @ 5:14 am

   
   

4. Copy guy: “Took-took-tookie, goodbye!”

   Tookie: Dude, I ain’t even gonna waste a bullet on you for that one, you oughta just die on your own. Damn!”

   McGehee (5664e1) — 12/13/2005 @ 11:03 am

   
   

5. Rich Lamer (Copy Guy): Tookie monster!
   T is for Tookie, it’s good enough for me!
   Tookiepuss!
   Tookieloo!
   Baron von Tookmeister!
   Tookie, Tookie, lend me your comb!
   Tookan Sam! Follow your nose!
   Seargeant Tookie of the Royal Canadian Mounted Tookies!

   Dave Munger (c80dd9) — 12/19/2005 @ 2:09 pm