Police Finger Serial Litigant
We knew that the woman who found a finger in her chili is a serial litigant. So it shouldn’t have been hard to guess the next development: apparently, she put the finger there herself.
Still no word on where she got it.
Police give the finger to woman with extra finger.
Neo (7136ee) — 4/22/2005 @ 9:01 pmSurely if some one is missing a finger, they would by now have made the association?
Does this remind anyone else of the pseudo-Irish ditty, “Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s Chowder?”
Ruth (469a35) — 4/23/2005 @ 11:43 amw it a second here–why c n’t I re ch ll the keys on the keybo rd…ever since I went to the Wendy’s in s n Jose my typing has been bysm l…I should never h ve snuck b ck to look t the me t slicer!
See-Dubya (feb293) — 4/23/2005 @ 2:01 pmSee Dubya – thank heavens the mystery is solved at last.
(More of Mrs. Murphy’s chowder:
“It’s an Irish trick that’s true,
I can lick the Mick that threw
The overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.”)
Racist as all get out, like that same old shelalegh.
Ruth (bbd84d) — 4/23/2005 @ 4:55 pmThere was a dumb lady from Vegas
Ladainian (91b3b2) — 4/23/2005 @ 6:19 pmWho sought out some chili con carcass;
She hated the taste
But wanted the waste,
For that’s how she augments her wages.
The crime scene, the city San Jose
Ladainian (91b3b2) — 4/23/2005 @ 7:03 pmThis a city, a place far away;
At Wendy’s she ate,
Then spit on a plate
The finger she hoped would make money.