The Jury Talks Back

4/29/2011

Royal Wedding

Filed under: Uncategorized — Scott Jacobs @ 2:34 am

I did not watch it, but here are things I wish it had contained (I am informed none of them actually did, more’s the pity)

- “I, William, take you, Kate to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward; for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, or until I find some other whore to start banging…  Oh, sorry, looks like these were Dad’s…

- “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”

- Instead of traditional wedding march, they use either Yackety Sax or Liberty Bells.

1 Comment »

  1. Great stuff. Keep posting.

    Comment by desi — 9/27/2011 @ 6:18 pm

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