I did not watch it, but here are things I wish it had contained (I am informed none of them actually did, more’s the pity)
– “I, William, take you, Kate to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward; for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, or until I find some other whore to start banging… Oh, sorry, looks like these were Dad’s…
– “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”
– Instead of traditional wedding march, they use either Yackety Sax or Liberty Bells.