Ahhh, Mr Jacobs, you didn’t link to the specific story, so I assume that you meant this lady.
Apparently, SPC Pico hasn’t been writing you too frequently, or you’d have known about her promotion. And at her last drill, she passed yet another physical fitness test, something which the linked lady might have a bit of difficulty in doing; it seems as though the sit-ups would be particularly challenging.
I’m guessing that this young lady outweighs the entire Pico family — including the cats!
I’m sorry… Did I ever seem the type to care more about looks? no wonder your daughter never called. how shallow must i have seemed with you as my advocate?
Comment by Scott Jacobs (mobile) — 3/21/2010 @ 4:45 pm
Don’t waste your time with love-them-and-leave-them Scott, Dana. I’ve got two nephews, Auburn’s age, with looks and education that I can introduce her to. The only drawback is that one is looking to be a dcotor and the other a lawyer.
Aww, Scott. I’m flattered. And just because you’re (seemingly, but likely deceptively) so nice, I’ve added a picture to my profile. I couldn’t bear the thought of someone thinking that I was someone who looked as if they had absorbed several other human beings for breakfast.
Apparently they had some planned explosions in her chemistry class earlier this semester; not sure what they’re teaching at Penn State! But she loves the Mythbusters TV show, ’cause they’re always blowing up stuff.
It’s probably a good thing women can’t do combat arms in the Army.
As for your nephews, I figure that with ObamaCare, the one planning to be a lawyer will get richer, while the one planning to be a doctor will get poorer.