The Jury Talks Back


Keep Watching the Skies!

Filed under: Uncategorized — fat tony @ 8:17 am


Recalling events that occurred when President Barack Francis Xavier Obama was
only forty, several planes paraded through downtown Manhattan today, glorious
against a cerulean backdrop. One of Dear Leader's transports, trailed by two
disarmed F-16s!! Glorious! A picture perfect commemoration of His first one hundred days of rule!!

Thousands of subjects took to the streets to be part of this great historical
moment. Eschewing elevators, they ran down dozens of flights, screaming
rapturously. Many spontaneously gathered on the shores of the Obama (formerly, the Hudson)
River, the better to see the expected fireworks display of national pride and

Sadly, what should have been an image inspiring a national coming (together) was
spoiled when certain reactionary elements and their EastAsia overlords attempted to
foment panic. Not content with their financial manipulations that have bled
us dry (and the "teabagging" spectacle so sparsely attended last week) this parasitic class now pretends to fear the mere sight of a 747 flying
two full wingspans from the heart of the cabal, accompanied by fighters from the
palace guard. They will stop at nothing in their attempts to regain power. Soon they will have real cause to fear! 

New York City proved yesterday that it is no longer the provincial town of eight
years B.O. Cosmopolitan and internationalist now, the populace celebrates its
redemption! As Indonesia-raised Obama hurtles planes through the skies of our
great cities while the people scream, we assert that no more glorious
metaphor exists!! Soon, whole world will hear from us!
Honeymoon's over, Mr. President.


  1. I like the typeface, but that was an accident. How do I fix that?

    Comment by fat tony — 4/28/2009 @ 8:23 am

  2. You might try using the visual editing interface, turning on all the options and then killing all formatting. Alternatively you could view it as HTML and get rid of the PRE tags.

    Comment by Kevin Murphy — 4/28/2009 @ 8:40 am

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