The Jury Talks Back


Engaged to future victim #5

Filed under: Uncategorized — Scott Jacobs @ 12:09 pm

Drew Peterson, the Chicago-area man suspected in the disappearance of his 4th wife (and frankly, I would like to talk to the first three) is now apparently engaged to a 23-year old, or so says his publicist…

His publicist…  I don’t care if you have never done anything bad in your life, but the moment you start speaking though a publicist, you need to go to jail.

Anyways, this 23-year old idiot apparently can’t read, nor owns a TV.  This is what we call “Forced Darwinian Action”, the culling of the herd.

In a few years, we’ll be wondering where SHE is, too.

This was my favorite part, though…

Peterson said today that media attention tends to sabotage his relationships.

Really?  I think that killing them would put a damper on a romance…


  1. I wonder what this woman’s Wonderlic score is. Does she out score an NFL criminal?

    Comment by PCD — 12/17/2008 @ 12:16 pm

  2. Imagine the horror of being in this woman’s family. I bet that’s an awkward Christmas

    Comment by Juan — 12/17/2008 @ 1:29 pm

  3. Heh… at the wedding, when it gets to the “speak now or forever hold your peace”, how much you want to bet the entire “Bride” side raises their hand?

    Comment by Scott Jacobs — 12/17/2008 @ 1:36 pm

  4. “and frankly, I would like to talk to the first three”

    You can only talk to the first two, the third one was also murdered.

    Comment by Sean — 12/17/2008 @ 5:24 pm

  5. heh. Good point.

    50/50 odds. I’d pass, thank you…

    Comment by Scott Jacobs — 12/17/2008 @ 9:15 pm

  6. Frankly, if I were single and the guy I was on a date with informed me that his last name is Peterson…it would be our first and last date. Just sayin’.

    Comment by 30 pcs of silver — 12/18/2008 @ 4:48 am

  7. Drew is a wonderful, loving, caring person. You all don’t know him like I do, so just shut up.

    Comment by Kelli Killmequick — 12/18/2008 @ 7:55 am

  8. I saw the recent picture of him. Don’t understand what the attraction is.

    30 pcs of silver: How True!

    Comment by PatAZ — 12/18/2008 @ 8:41 am

  9. Don’t understand what the attraction is.

    The same attraction that gets serial killers marriage proposals.

    It is the attraction of those who are alive only because society fights Darwinian Action to those who are a minor form of Darwin Incarnate.

    Comment by Scott Jacobs — 12/18/2008 @ 8:46 am

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