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10/29/2010

Oh, By the Way… It’s Sockpuppet Friday!!!

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 12:43 pm



[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread.  The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads.  I have made that mistake myself, alot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

58 Responses to “Oh, By the Way… It’s Sockpuppet Friday!!!”

  1. I am going to play my skin(f)lute for you, and if you don’t like it you can all kiss my you – know – what, because you’re all wacists/womenhaters/scientificilliterates/rethuglicans. Now, did I leave out any old, useless and discarded memes here?

    Zamfir (aka W) (ad2c6a)

  2. Repaving roads are not only shovel – ready projects, they’re permanent ones that never need to be done again, evah. Don’t believe me? Then just google it…really.

    imadouchebag (ad2c6a)

  3. I agree with imadouchebag.

    Nancy (imadouchebag's sockpuppet) (ad2c6a)

  4. I like to stalk people – and those are shovel – ready projects. Just google it, trust me.

    imadouchebag (ad2c6a)

  5. So, if she weighs the same as a duck….

    Chris Coons (c5a2cc)

  6. I did NOT tell that boy to quit . . .

    . . . okay, well actually I did; but, since he is now denying it —

    Slick Willie (abcc11)

  7. You rethuglicans hate women and that’s why we have to do the hard journalism no one else will do.

    Gawker, ridin' the wave of hate against that witchy prude whore Christine (325a59)

  8. Man, I need a vacation!!!

    TOTUS (abcc11)

  9. Aaarrgghh!!! Beck!!!!! *foam* *drool* Evil!!!

    Ed Schultz (abcc11)

  10. Punish your enemies — in the spirit of bi-partisanship.

    Da Prez (abcc11)

  11. I sodomize kittens, and underage goats.

    William Yelverton (3daffb)

  12. Watch out, beotches! Me and Edwards are goin’ out on the town!!!

    AlGrope (abcc11)

  13. I call myself W because I secretly yearn to have W’s freshly shaven marble sack in my mouth.

    W (3daffb)

  14. “Hill d’Arc” has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?

    'Nita (abcc11)

  15. Shut that damn door!

    [Jeez, can’t a girl secretly frig herself to pictures of Sarahcuda in peace?]

    Madcow (abcc11)

  16. I crown him DOTUS!

    John Stewart (a8a9b2)

  17. What you trying to do? Fuck me in da ass?

    Kendrick Meeks (a8a9b2)

  18. Can I?

    Charlie Crist (a8a9b2)

  19. You trying to screw me?

    Kendrick Meeks (a8a9b2)

  20. Can I please?

    Charlie Crist (a8a9b2)

  21. Well, I appreciate the offer Kendrick but is your lady available instead?

    Bill Clinton (a8a9b2)

  22. Hay papi chulo!

    Marco Rubio (a8a9b2)

  23. You see? You see??? That ONE stupid thing that that ONE stupid teabagger did at that ONE political event PROVES BEYOND ANY SHADOW OF ANY DOUBT that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM is a jack-booted hater thug!!!!!!!

    The Ed Show (abcc11)

  24. No puppetry here.

    L.A. Times “writer” lies about Brown aide “whore” remark.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/10/whore-surfaces-in-encinitas-politics-_-again.html

    Gerry (b7fdcc)

  25. Tee hee hee! I just talked crap about Palin again. I just said “she has to use notes now,” conveniently forgetting about how Teh One has to use the TOTUS for everything from ordering a snack from the WH chef to giving ‘spontaneous’ answers at a press conference. Hee hee! I’m being so tricksy, I’m giving myself a leg tingle.

    Chrissie (f09c5d)

  26. What? She has no chance of winning, whatsoever? Well then, by all means, this anti-choice witch deserves a 3-hour Special Comment!

    Olbermonkey (f09c5d)

  27. There’s no fraud here, the machines correct your ballot for you.

    Harry Reid (0cd6a2)

  28. Can one of you nice lobbists raise a quick $200,000 so I can repay my loan to my campaign?

    Barney buddy (0cd6a2)

  29. Dear Ms. Angle,
    Please find enclosed $50,000 of used and unmarked $20 bills accumulated from my friends and pals for your campaign against Harry. I always wanted to be in a leadership position in the party.

    Your pal, Chucky (0cd6a2)

  30. I’m soon going to be the top Democrat in the House, too bad its just the minority leader.

    Steny Hoyer (0cd6a2)

  31. You citizens of the District of Columbia should be honored that we bless you with our presence. PAy taxes, oh, please…

    National Democratic Club & the DNC (0cd6a2)

  32. IT’S MY SEAT! DADDY GAVE IT TO MEEEEE! If I can’t have it then no PRepublican can! So there!

    Lisa Murkowski (0cd6a2)

  33. I just can’t wait to get to India and meet with those sex workers. Sounds like such fun.

    Michelle Obama (9d1bb3)

  34. What does Ms Angle know about men anyway? Takes one to know one.

    Harry Reid, Majority Leader (9d1bb3)

  35. A thwarted terrorist attack right before an election… I question the timing.

    Gleen Grenwald (8c474e)

  36. Yemenis cling to their guns and religion.

    DOTUS (a8a9b2)

  37. I didn’t have a plan for California the first time I was elected. What makes you think I have one now?

    Jerry Moonbeam (0cd6a2)

  38. Hey Billy P, lighten up. Come out and join the party. The Dems are going to get their butt kicked anyway. We may as well enjoy ourselves.

    Jon the Stewart (0cd6a2)

  39. The Baltimore Sun a paper of left wingnuts, bias in favor of any Democrat.. Say it ain’t so! That’s our job.

    WAPO (0cd6a2)

  40. Hey Michelle, need any help interviewing those sex workers? Tell hubby to save me a spot on AF 1.

    Slick Willie (0cd6a2)

  41. Ok you liberal bloggers, MSM, CNN, MSNBC, and WAPO, I need you to come up with something else quick, the bitch is closing fast. This is Biden’s seat for Chrisake.

    Chris of Delaware (0cd6a2)

  42. Hey, any babes here want to hook up this weekend? Doesn’t matter if you’ve got a boyfriend, I’ll keep it quiet.

    Dustin Dominiak (1db6c5)

  43. Come on you liberals in Rhode Island, if you don’t vote for me, I may have to go out in the real world and get an honest job. Grandfather Joe’s money is almost gone.

    Patty K (0cd6a2)

  44. Crap, I meant vote for the Democrat, God forbid a Kennedy seat gets taken over by a Republican..

    Patty K (0cd6a2)

  45. I want to spend another night in the lincoln bed room,you can get a consolation prize, Blanche.The reason ugly women do not bother me is i do not look at their face when they are giving me head.Now you know monica,why i did not want vaginal sex with you. bill clinton,gods gift to to women.

    dunce (b89258)

  46. Suspicious dark packages in New York?

    I AM SO THERE!!!!!!!

    Charlie Crist (a8a9b2)

  47. God my ass is so big.

    Fu*king McDonalds!

    Michele Obama (a8a9b2)

  48. Buchanan is stealing my votes!!!

    Charlie Crist (a8a9b2)

  49. Charlie, you’re plain creepy.

    Kendrick Meek (d43dcd)

  50. I like black votes. I just don’t like black politicians. They should be serving me coffee!

    Bill Clinton (a8a9b2)

  51. De Buenos Aires al ciello!

    Nestor Kirchner (a8a9b2)

  52. At least he did not burn the cross!

    Kendrick Meeks (a8a9b2)

  53. Who knew the Tea Party extremists were now working out of Yemen?

    Janet N., Sec. HS (3d3f72)

  54. What, no permission for me to vote too? I got some docs though! That’s not fair and I feel hurt. I working harder and for less and it will separate me from the other voters..

    respect -washington-canvasser (92beba)

  55. Omg, bad businessmen want to lock up foreign nationals and they created SB 107.

    I aired a 2-part expose on these bad business people…very bad….exposed, right? 2 part cuz they are very, very bad.

    AnneHawk@npr (92beba)

  56. OMG, 200,000 people are going to be in Washington tomorrow expecting me and Colbert to rally them for a stunning defeat of all those ignorant proles who actually pay attention and vote?

    And all I’ve got is Sam Waterston, Sheryl Crow and Guido Sarducci?

    Didn’t anyone else realize this was a joke? Oh my goodness, they didn’t. Crap.

    jon stewart (743fd1)

  57. I eat my own boogers. Yum yum.

    WIlliam Yelverton (3daffb)

  58. They wouldn’t let me go to the %$!@^#&*!~ Restore Sanity Rally!

    Unabomber (f10de7)


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