Was this, which is honestly for real
and not an Onion parody:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
[Guest post by DRJ]
Ed Driscoll has video of Vice President Joe Biden’s review of Avatar:
ANDREA MITCHELL: “You’ve been a very busy man. Do you and Mrs. Biden ever get to the movies? Any Academy picks; any favorites among the Oscar nominees?”
BIDEN: “Yes, as a matter of fact we do. I think one of the odds-on favorites — Jill didn’t go with me — but, is, um, is, uh, this … this new program that I looked at it and wished I was seeing it in 3-D, and you sit there and you watch this science fiction thing unfold in front of you …”
MITCHELL: “Avatar?”
BIDEN: “Avatar.”
This should be a weekly gig for the Vice President.
– DRJ
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John Nolte at Big Hollywood has been counting down his list of the 25 best Christmas movies. Here are numbers 2-25 (EDIT: #1 added 12/25/09):
1. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
2. A Christmas Story (1983) — Ralphie!
3. A Christmas Carol (1951)
4. Christmas Vacation (1989)
5. Going My Way (1944) / The Bells of St. Mary’s (1945)
6. Holiday Inn (1942)
7. The Gathering (1977)
8. Home Alone (1990)
9. A Christmas Carol (1984) — with George C. Scott
10. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
11. The Bishop’s Wife (1947)
12. One Magic Christmas (1985)
13. Remember the Night (1940)
14. A Holiday Affair (1949)
15. The Lemon Drop Kid (1941)
16. A Christmas Carol (1938)
17. Christmas in Connecticut (1945)
18. A Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
19. Prancer (1989)
20. The Santa Claus (1994)
21. Susan Slept Here (1954)
22. An American Christmas Carol (1979)
23. Scrooge (1970)
24. Scrooged (1988) — with Bill Murray
25. White Christmas (1954)
I assume the Jimmy Stewart classic It’s a Wonderful Life will be Nolte’s pick for #1. [EDIT: It was, and I added it above.] I’m no expert on movies but I would have put Christmas in Connecticut in the top 10 and maybe even the top 5.
If Christmas movies aren’t your thing, amble over to GM’s Place for his video of Silent Monks Singing Halleluia.
– DRJ
Ed Morrissey has an excellent review of the new Pixar movie Up. I can’t add anything, except to say that this is one of the best movies I have seen in recent years. Ed is exactly right about the Spencer Tracy and Kirk Douglas likenesses.
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An American Carol is a conservative-leaning movie that is not doing as well as I hoped in the box office rankings. In fact, it’s battling with Bill Maher’s Religulous for 9th place.
My family buys a lot of DVDs but we rarely go to movies. However, in a show of support, we decided to go see An American Carol this afternoon. We live in an affluent and conservative community, so this is the perfect location to show it. But An American Carol is not showing in my town and I’ve seen comments online that suggest other conservative communities were also passed over.
Anyone know who makes these decisions? Is it the distributor, Vivendi Entertainment, the theatre chain, or someone else?
– DRJ
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Two interesting rulings today from the Supreme Court of California involving questions of when prosecutors may or may not need to recuse themselves when they are involved in film and book projects related to the cases they are trying.
Hollywood v. Superior Court [PDF] (An ironic title for the case, given its subject matter – involving a film that I thought was very solid.)
Haraguchi v. Superior Court [PDF] (concerning this book.)
[Justin Levine]
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George Clooney’s movie Leatherheads - he directs and stars – opened to a disappointing third place this weekend:
“The movie that George Clooney directed, starred in and overhauled the script for, Leatherheads, stumbled badly at the box office this weekend, making only $12.5 million from 1,769 theaters and finishing only No. 3. (Interestingly, the pic’s studio, Universal, claimed it was No. 2, but every other Hollywood major had it as No. 3 behind Sony’s 21 and Fox/Walden’s Nim’s Island.) The screwball comedy about the early days of football was seen in Hollywood as a referendum on Clooney’s popularity at the box office. Because right now he is a big movie star but not a big box office star, and his hefty paydays in big studio projects like this definitely depend on the latter.
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But Hollywood was aghast that Clooney couldn’t open his movie. (As one studio mogul said to me, “He’s no Will Smith.”)”
The movie’s distributor even wondered why movie-goers aren’t flocking to Clooney’s film:
“I’m disappointed for us, I’m disappointed for George. I think he’s a great guy, and think he’s got tons of directing talent,” said Nikki Rocco, head of distribution for Universal. “I wish I could have that crystal ball and tell you what went wrong.”
I think it’s one of two reasons: Either movie-goers are tired of stars who use their celebrity to make political points, thereby making even their non-politicized products less entertaining to the average person.
Or Clooney is no Will Smith.
– DRJ
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From DeadlineHollywood, the box office numbers are in and the latest Hollywood war movie has not done well:
“I’m told #7 Stop-Loss opened to only $1.6 million Friday from just 1,291 plays and should eke out $4+M. Although the drama from MTV Films was the best-reviewed movie opening this weekend, Paramount wasn’t expecting much because no Iraq war-themed movie has yet to perform at the box office. “It’s not looking good,” a studio source told me before the weekend. “No one wants to see Iraq war movies. No matter what we put out there in terms of great cast or trailers, people were completely turned off. It’s a function of the marketplace not being ready to address this conflict in a dramatic way because the war itself is something that’s unresolved yet. It’s a shame because it’s a good movie that’s just ahead of its time.”
The Miami Herald published a review of “Stop-Loss” that recounts how the heroes come home from Iraq only to engage in endless drunken brawls. One goes AWOL to protest the stop-loss policy and another abandons his girlfriend for a foxhole in his front yard where he “curls up in his underwear, cradling a bottle and a loaded handgun.” And yet, here’s the bottom line from the review:
“While obviously admiring the valor and devotion of our fighting men and women, “Stop-Loss” makes no judgment about the rightness of the war in Iraq. But it generates a good deal of contempt for a system that rewards its soldiers by betraying them. A credit at the end of the film estimates that 81,000 soldiers have been stop-lossed back to Iraq.”
I don’t care how Hollywood producers feel about the war or Bush but they should be able to realistically judge what their market wants instead of endlessly trying to tell them what to think. With judgment like this, it’s amazing to me they can make a living.
– DRJ
[posted by Justin Levine]
Among the movies that were actually nominated, No Country For Old Men was the best and a well deserved winner (as Patterico himself discovered).
But unfortunately, the best film of the year wasn’t even nominated for anything- presumably since it wasn’t released in December (apparently the only month that Academy members are able to remember films that they saw).
The Best Film of the Year? No contest. Not even close. Zodiac.
My (minority) views on There Will Be Blood have already been articulated here. Daniel Day-Lewis was by no means a bad choice for Best Actor, but I still felt that the performance exhibited a certain quality of ‘showiness’ that the Academy tends to overvalue in its aesthetic taste. If I was Oscar dictator, I’d have given Best Actor to Viggo Mortgensen for Eastern Promises.
Pleased that Marion Cotillard won a much deserved award for Best Actress in La Vie En Rose by upsetting front-runner Julie Christie in Away From Her. With Christie, I think people confused a great performance with a good performance in a great role (and a great film). In contrast, Cotillard gave a great performance in a good film.
Final note, my hero Kevin O’Connell lost his Oscar nomination again for a record 20th time without a win. Admittedly, the winning sound mixing on Bourne Ultimatum was quite good as well. Always next year Kevin. It will happen. I know it will….
