#Winning: Ted Cruz Beats Jimmy Kimmel in One on One
Ted Cruz defeated Jimmy Kimmel in a game of one-on-one for charity:
“The reason this is happening is because after Game 7 of the [NBA] Western Conference Finals, I likened Sen. Cruz to a blobfish,” Kimmel explained, according to Deadline.com. “And he did not like that … so he challenged me to a game of one-on-one. And I accepted.”
The two players agreed that the loser would donate $5,000 to a charity picked by the winner, but both later agreed to donate $10,000 to both charities, the Texas Tribune reported.
Cruz selected Generation One Texas, an anti-poverty organzation, while Kimmel chose the Texas Children’s Hospital, the Tribune reported.
Pretty sure the headline here should be “Ted Cruz DESTROYS Jimmy Kimmel,” or some variation thereof. pic.twitter.com/etMWTGhl50
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) June 17, 2018
The best part, aside from worthy charities getting donations, is that Kimmel guaranteed victory over Cruz, whom he called a “greasy blobfish.” Cruz embraced the blobfish insult, made it his mascot, then beat Kimmel’s ass. 😂
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) June 17, 2018
No, no, Ted. You’re supposed to insult Kimmel’s appearance twice as hard. Haven’t you learned anything?
I bet the money that Ted Cruz pledged to charity actually goes to charity, and not to a portrait of Ted Cruz in his offices or some dishonest stunt like that.
I bet it doesn’t take months for the charities to get their money, either.
What a mensch. How I wish this guy were our president.
[Cross-posted at The Jury Talks Back.]