Patterico's Pontifications

3/16/2018

Kelly: Tillerson Was on the Toilet When I Told Him He Was Fired

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:30 pm

If you work for Donald Trump, you signed up to be humiliated. You thought John Kelly was above that? You thought wrong:

Reporters gathered at the White House on Friday were stunned when Chief of Staff John Kelly shared a very embarrassing story about outgoing Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.

. . . .

Tillerson, Kelly told the room, was suffering from a stomach bug during a diplomatic swing through Africa, and was using a toilet when Kelly broke the news to him.

Sources were stunned that, even in an off-record setting, Kelly would say this—to a room filled with White House officials and political reporters—about Tillerson, who does not officially leave the State Department until the end of the month.

Kelly is routinely touted as one of the more mature members of Trump’s top brass and has often been branded as one of the “adults” in charge.

I never really shared the whole “Wow John Kelly is so awesome” point of view. Looks like I was right.

I don’t really feel that sorry for Tillerson. Anyone who signed up to work for Trump knew that they would be working for a guy who likes to belittle people and show who’s in charge.

This is just the latest example. There will be more. And one day, I predict, John Kelly’s day of humiliation will come too.

[Cross-posted at RedState and The Jury Talks Back.]

102 Responses to “Kelly: Tillerson Was on the Toilet When I Told Him He Was Fired”

  1. The reporters have been tracking night soul for the better part of two years, like the dossier for instance.

    narciso (d1f714)

  2. I’m torn over whether it’s more humiliating to site The Daily Beast as a news source.

    random viking (6a54c2)

  3. Wait… didn’t red state just call for McCabe’s awesome humiliation?

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  4. He’s career ended very similar to how Elvis’s did

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  5. UGH his career

    Yeah this tablet thing is no good Mr. Narciso

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  6. When you got to go you got to go.

    papertiger (c8116c)

  7. How is Trump supposed to time a call to Kelly to make sure that Kelly doesn’t call Tillerson in the middle of a diarhea?

    You think he has a copy of Rex’s bathroom schedule?

    papertiger (c8116c)

  8. Oh yeah. Trump wasn’t in the loop. It was Jeff Sessions who made the call.

    papertiger (c8116c)

  9. Tillerboobs didn’t have to answer the phone while he was pooping it was his choice

    He was also not inquired to inform Mr. Kelly he was making poopies during the call

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  10. REquired Mr. narciso i don’t know how you do this but you make it look easy

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  11. I never really shared the whole “Wow John Kelly is so awesome” point of view. Looks like I was right.

    He’s not a particularly ‘awesome’ manager, but look what he has to work with. Still Kelly, the man, is pretty impressive. Guess you’d have to be to endure subjecting yourself to Trump Torture day in and day out…

    “I’m with Sammy to the extent that rank and promotions do not impress me. People are often promoted in the military and elsewhere for reasons other than merit. But Kelly the man is pretty impressive. – Patterico (e76608) — 10/20/2017 @ 1:04 pm”

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  12. You got me. I guess I changed my mind after he appears to have been caught lying about the wife beater. I did find his attitude in the press conference he gave snotty. But I guess I once had more respect for him.

    Patterico (bd1cdd)

  13. Automistake happens less on a phone, but I understand.

    narciso (d1f714)

  14. In 2016, Republicans were so hopeful. Surely out of the 16 contenders, one would rise to the top to defeat the hated Hillary. It should be easy as her own party hated her, possibly more than we did.

    And then Trump. Oh, we said, this is just staring badly, it will get better as he grows into the job. And other wishful lies. And, every time you turn around, it’s one more little thing. Some things just don’t improve.

    Now, I am coming to the conclusion that, no matter how hard I look, there really ISN’T a pony here after all.

    That isn’t to say that I want a Democrat in the job, nor to say I wish Hillary had won. It’s to say that, among all who call themselves Republican, Donald Trump is the last guy I’d choose.

    He’s now fallen past Kasich.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  15. @12. P, not intended as a ‘gotcha’ at all; he certainly has to have some redeeming qualities but as a manager at his current level, not so much. By his own admission, he has said he was happiest and most professionally fulfilled as a sergeant. OTOH, who’d want the gig he’s got now enduring these working conditions.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  16. And sometimes you don’t have options, you live in people’s republic of California, topless in was fine risking that Iran would get the bomb, they still might.

    Corker and flake and McCain were fine grandstanding on Obama care, some people less astute then us wonder what is the point of voting
    Republican

    narciso (d1f714)

  17. Gotta love hearing this schoolmarmish moral and ethical indignation from people who literally can’t keep an off-the-record briefing off-the-record.

    Journalists, whatever their rights, are still objectively scum, and taking them seriously is a sign of a very poor mind.

    Dysphoria Sam (a3c41a)

  18. Priebus did leave a mess, and he isnt even really selfaware enough to know why.

    Porter came recommended from three senators, why didn’t any of them fire him.

    narciso (d1f714)

  19. Yeah too bad Hillary already took the book title What Happened Rex.

    In happier news, New Roseanne debuts in 10 days.

    Pinandpuller (868107)

  20. @19. PP, the new Roseanne will be older than the old Roseanne when she was new. Stephen Hawkings will explain when he materializes in episode 4.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  21. Yes that self serving twaddle he ladled to Chris whipple.

    narciso (d1f714)

  22. That isn’t to say that I want a Democrat in the job, nor to say I wish Hillary had won. It’s to say that, among all who call themselves Republican, Donald Trump is the last guy I’d choose.

    Welcome to the party, pal!

    Dave (445e97)


  23. @19. PP, the new Roseanne will be older than the old Roseanne when she was new. Stephen Hawkings will explain when he materializes in episode 4.

    DCSCA (797bc0) — 3/16/2018 @ 10:25 pm

    I hope he doesn’t sing The National Anthem.

    Pinandpuller (868107)

  24. literally can’t keep an off-the-record briefing off-the-record.

    “You trusted a reporter?!?”

    Kevin M (752a26)

  25. So Tillerson did give a sh! t about what Kelly had to say?

    I’d say that when somebody calls you and you’re using the toilet while he’s talking to you, you’re not the one who’s getting dissed.

    nk (9651fb)

  26. I wonder if Tillerson didn’t start it in a conversation with his staff: “I can’t honestly say that I don’t give a sh! t about the f***ing moron firing me, because I WAS taking a dump when Kelly called me.” Kelly learned of it, and tried to turn it around. Putting lipstick on Trump so to speak.

    nk (9651fb)

  27. Tillerson: “So there I am, trying to get rid of one turd, and another calls me on the phone.”

    nk (9651fb)

  28. Which is to say that I seriously doubt that Tillerson would see himself as the butt of this joke. He’s not an insecure closet case who has to pay hookers to be his beard.

    As for this stint as SoS being his career, it’s not the silliest thing happyfeet has said, but it’s in the top 10.

    nk (9651fb)


  29. That isn’t to say that I want a Democrat in the job, nor to say I wish Hillary had won. It’s to say that, among all who call themselves Republican, Donald Trump is the last guy I’d choose.

    He’s now fallen past Kasich.
    Kevin M (752a26) — 3/16/2018 @ 10:09 pm


    But still way ahead of amy commiecrats you can name. Kevin M. You’re welcome.

    When Trump campaigned on MAGA the ‘crats campaigned on making blacks, gays, latinos, dreamers, illegals, criminals, womyn, da poor, trans, 53 genders, moslems and abortion great again. Anything to divide or “diversify” as they call it. Cause as we all know diversity is our strength because the more something is divided the stronger it becomes.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  30. They wanted to pollute and impurify the pure Aryan strain, Hoagie.

    nk (9651fb)

  31. You are just so clever, nk.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  32. It ain’t teh mutt it’s teh motion… they’ve always been big on divide and conquer…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  33. Latkes… deep dish… Ditka… da Bullz… da Bearz…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)


  34. 32.It ain’t teh mutt it’s teh motion… they’ve always been big on divide and conquer…
    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 3/17/2018 @ 6:40 am


    Divide and conquer has proved a very successful strategy for the leftists. Now they’re using our children to protest our rights. Very clever these commiecrats. Cause kids know so much about guns.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3299d916bce031c5cecd9f41d6510e3b1b7007973b8d7649ba5d2c973acc2553.jpg?w=600&h=553

    Or my favorite:
    https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fadmin.americanthinker.com%2Fimages%2Fbucket%2F2018-03%2F204923_5_.jpg&key=SuTjeQ4BEcrp9BNvEbDkpQ&w=600&h=500
    The dopey kid is wearing a Molon Labe, no less. Totally clueless they are. All future commicrat voters united with illegals to Make America Europe Again.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  35. This is news? It is news only because of Trump derangement syndrome.

    AZ Bob (f60c80)

  36. That last one oughtta be moron labe, Hoagie.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  37. @AZBob… 35… 24x7x365.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  38. So what did metaxa or the colonels want?

    narciso (d1f714)

  39. The atty for miss Petersen, is,in the extortion racket, as a protege of emmanuel.

    narciso (d1f714)


  40. 36.That last one oughtta be moron labe, Hoagie.
    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 3/17/2018 @ 7:31 am


    My first good laugh of the day. Thanks, Colonel.

    Oh, I forgot this one:
    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/student%20protesters.jpg
    I guess these dopes don’t realize there are dozens of fully automatic “AR-47’s” in the White house to protect the inhabitants thereof, unlike the “Gun Free” killing zones of their public schools.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  41. Seriously, have you guys ever seen a Commie drink a glass of watet? Vodka! That’s what they drink. And with good reason. It’s the International Commie conspiracy to polute and impurify our precious genes with foreign DNA in our water supply.

    nk (9651fb)

  42. the incompetence and petulance Tillerboobs has revealed about himself, it’s cast a lot of doubt on what he did when he was king poofter of exxon

    he needs to stay home and anoint his pendulous hairy man breasts with oil

    this is what brings him the most joy

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  43. Yes, nk. They do rely on useful idiots who mock and make funny the very people who would destroy us. Good job, comrade. You can now take over Tractor Barn #5 since Comrade Ben! has been sent to Siberia. You will make a fine comrade. Just ask yourself: WWBBD. What would Ben burn do? and you’ll be fine. There are no communists, nk. They’re all gone-haven’t you heard? Only our friends the socialists who want you to be happy, God-free and cared for by the state. All you need is to give up your Liberty. Now that’s Fundamental Transformation! Plus, you get to hate that capitalist pig Trump 24/7/365.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  44. He did he had some leftwing relatives:

    https://patch.com/california/hollywood/saudi-prince-to-ask-for-damages-against-a-hollywood-producer
    Trotskyites like the November 17th are the worst

    narciso (d1f714)

  45. Good grief! Who had the Iron Curtain? Who said a week ago that Russia had Russians, Jews and Tatars (I’ll give him the Ukrainians). Hint: He’s a former colonel of the KGB.

    nk (9651fb)

  46. even today the UK is still hedging its accusations against Putin

    “Our quarrel is with Putin’s Kremlin, and with his decision, and we think it is overwhelmingly likely that it was his decision to direct the use of a nerve agent on the streets of the U.K., on the streets of Europe, for the first time since the second World War,” Johnson told reporters in the British capital.

    when will bumbling frump-ass Theresa unequivocally accuse Mr. Putin?

    tick tock sweetie

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  47. It misses the point, putin is a secret policeman, oprichnik who became a mob boss, vor but fancies himself a czar. Russia now is a little larger than in the time of peter the great.

    narciso (d1f714)

  48. History has been kind to Trump’s critics. His white house has been full of drama and ugliness every day. It’s an embarrassment the GOP will not overcome in my lifetime, and just as embarrassing are the fans who explain that no matter how awful Trump is, at least he’s not a democrat. It’s an implicit confession that Trump cannot be defended on his own merits.

    Patterico’s larger point is worth considering. What kind of jackass is going to agree to go to work for an unprofessional white house that absolutely will have a dramatic firing, scandalize you to the nuts, and embarrass you for no reason? This is why the white house has such low quality people right now.

    Dustin (ba94b2)

  49. lol the entire federal government is all full up with dirty sleazy trash

    the ones that are there temporarily?

    you’re not paying attention if you think those ones are the problem

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  50. It’s the International Commie conspiracy to polute and impurify our precious genes with foreign DNA in our water supply.

    Sheesh, get it right nk!

    “I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.” – General Jack D. Ripper

    Dave (445e97)

  51. Seriously Dustin, grow up, tillerson wanted to keep up chained to the Paris accord, and abiding by that stupid deal rhodes made with the Iranian regime,

    History is often written by fools of the north Vietnamese like halberstam tools of Bani sadr like Pierre salinger, tools of the Castro brothers like Herbert Matthews and layman Kirkpatrick.

    narciso (d1f714)

  52. He was being celebrated six months or so by Paul pillar, a figure who has been spwctacularly wrong on every major policy issue for 30 years

    narciso (d1f714)

  53. Tillerson was a poor hire in the first place, he should have been fed to the wolves months ago. Dustin do you prefer the lying democrats over the lying republicans such as all the booshes and the most devious of them all mittens? You know he shoved Jonathon Gruber up our Kirsten’s, right?

    mg (9e54f8)

  54. Kiester.

    mg (9e54f8)

  55. He came highly recommended, as did Alexander haig, but he didn’t work out,

    narciso (d1f714)

  56. What kind of jackass is going to agree to go to work for an unprofessional white house that absolutely will have a dramatic firing, scandalize you to the nuts, and embarrass you for no reason?

    Maybe they could include sloppy seconds on President Dennison’s hookers in the benefit package, as an enticement.

    Dave (445e97)

  57. I regard him as a blunt instrument, tact and diplomacy hasn’t really gotten us very far,

    narciso (d1f714)

  58. tact and diplomacy hasn’t really gotten us very far,

    You mean other than being the most powerful, prosperous, respected and feared country in the world?

    Dave (445e97)

  59. But Clinton can dance around the word ‘is’ Obama can threaten and then ignore the supreme court, and they are considered statesman, pshaw

    narciso (d1f714)

  60. This place is getting crappier by the day.

    I’m giving myself a time out.

    the Bas (3bcea0)

  61. don’t go away if you’re mad you should stay and we can talk about what’s frustrating you

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  62. Not mad happy feet. Just that this place has turned into something different than what it was. I no longer see any redeeming qualities, just bitter provocateur hate that still pretends to be standing for truth and decency.

    A guy could go to the dailykos, search their pre-2007 archives, replace Bush with Trump, and get a more balanced viewpoint.

    This is no longer about giving Trump credit when he deserves it and calling him out when necessary. It’s a pure Trump bashing site with an agenda of joining Maxine Waters impeachment effort by turning as many against Trump as possible through 24/7/365 propaganda and defamation. Claiming to be noble and pure while saying those supporting the president, even if it’s just his agenda not the man, are junk gobbling cultists.

    Doesn’t make me mad, it makes me sick.

    the Bas (3bcea0)

  63. It would be nice to have a president whose character flaws and moral degeneracy weren’t undermining conservatism 24/7, wouldn’t it?

    Dave (445e97)

  64. I try to provide a corrective, but I gueepss I’m not understood well enough.

    narciso (d1f714)


  65. tact and diplomacy hasn’t really gotten us very far,

    You mean other than being the most powerful, prosperous, respected and feared country in the world?
    Dave (445e97) — 3/17/2018 @ 9:58 am


    Kicking ass in a World War got us there, Dave. Not kissing commie butt. Not negotiating phony “peace with honor” (which incidentally is called Victory). Rather being willing to use an atom bomb to save American lives rather than allowing in illegals who take them. Tact and diplomacy does not instill respect and fear in anybody but your pajama boys.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)


  66. 63.It would be nice to have a president whose character flaws and moral degeneracy weren’t undermining conservatism 24/7, wouldn’t it?
    Dave (445e97) — 3/17/2018 @ 11:37 am


    You need to take a time out, Dave. You sound like a broken record and it’s become disgusting. Every comment has to be something bad about Trump. It’s ridiculous. There is nothing else going on in your world more important than your personal hatred of a man you never met? Get a life. Everybody here knows how you feel. We’ve heard nothing but for the last 16 months and it’s old, old, old. Go to some anti Trump site and give us a damn break already. Every day the same sh!t.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  67. Tact and diplomacy does not instill respect and fear in anybody

    But lying to our neighbors, insulting our allies, sucking up to communist dictators and kissing the @ss of KGB thugs does?

    OK.

    Dave (445e97)

  68. insulting our allies

    captain food stamp told leggy meggy’s entire united kingdom to shove a churchill bust up their ass

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  69. captain food stamp told leggy meggy’s entire united kingdom to shove a churchill bust up their ass

    False.

    Dave (445e97)

  70. and then they all went out for curry and went home to see about getting leggy meggy pregnant and nobody brushed their teeth the end

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  71. Rest assured, the Secret Service has been tipped off about ConDave, Hoagie. He’s been on their radar for months now.

    See something/say something…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  72. They know there’s often a fine line delineating OCD-based rants against the POTUS and catching a Greyhound to create mayhem.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  73. Priebus did leave a mess, and he isnt even really selfaware enough to know why.

    Priebus’ mess started two years ago when he didn’t make Trump say he’d support the party’s candidate if he wasn’t it. There was one debate that didn’t have Trump in it and it was actually informative. But then we got back to the Trumpfest.

    The GOP could have excluded Trump and still won, even if all the yahoo talkradio addicts stayed home. I’d bet that a third of Hillary’s actual vote was from people who though Trump was a worse fate than death.

    But Priebus had no spine. Trump LOVES people with no spine, until they stop being useful.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  74. You mean like the hamlet like deliberations Mcdonnell and Ryan did, tell me more, per Chris whipple who fancies himself the new William greider, he
    Displays significant ignorance.

    narciso (d1f714)

  75. Priebus’ mess started two years ago when he didn’t make Trump say he’d support the party’s candidate if he wasn’t it. There was one debate that didn’t have Trump in it and it was actually informative. But then we got back to the Trumpfest.

    The GOP could have excluded Trump and still won, even if all the yahoo talkradio addicts stayed home. I’d bet that a third of Hillary’s actual vote was from people who though Trump was a worse fate than death.

    Indeed.

    It is kind of amusing how Trump’s cheerleaders are always defending him by saying the GOP needs to adopt the dishonest, immoral tactics of the Democrats.

    Welp, one thing the Democrats have proven they know how to do is rig a primary/nomination process against a disfavored candidate.

    Trump should have never been allowed onto the party of Lincoln’s primary ballots, because he lacks any commitment to the party’s values. Without the imprimatur of being a major party candidate, people would have treated him like the wet fart that he is.

    Dave (445e97)

  76. It’s amusing how some of Trump’s obsessive detractors soil themselves daily by pretending they have the best interests of conservatives at heart.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  77. Its sad, really coronello, but like Pikachu unrequited love to the future princess its a cry for help.

    narciso (d1f714)

  78. even if she actually becomes the new royal gestatrix she’ll never be Princess Leggy Meggy per se

    she has to be called Princess Bastard Gingerwank of Wales after her husband

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  79. ‘Kicking ass in a World War got us there, Dave. Not kissing commie butt.’

    Pfft. Apparently w/ally Stalin, hugs would do, eh, Hoagie.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  80. The fellow whose partition of Poland, made the war possible and who purged his iffucer corps thanks to a rumor spread by a abwehr

    narciso (d1f714)

  81. You do realize, Pat, that the the only source for this report is The Daily Beast. And Daily Beast didn’t have anybody at the meeting in question. If it even happened.

    One might think that hot on the heels of the latest display of the LHMFM herd instinct to believe anything (or just not care if it’s true) that makes the Trump administration look bad, reporting the complete fiction as fact that CIA Deputy Director Gina Haspel oversaw a “black site” where Abu Zubayda was waterboarded 83 times, and that she had mocked and laughed at his torment, when we learn from Pro Publica that she wasn’t even there before waterboarding was halted, that one might expect some caution about reporting a poorly sourced or in this case a non-sourced story that makes the Trump administration look bad. Especially since we hardly go a week without major news outlets having to retract or correct a “too good to check” negative stories about the Trump administration, to the point where most aren’t even stories at all.

    One would be wrong.

    The Federalist compiled a list of “16 Fake News Stories Reporters Have Run Since Trump Won” between 8 Nov 2016 and 6 Feb 2017 when the article was published alone. Again, over one story per week entirely or almost entirely wrong. And they’ve kept up the pace up until today.

    http://thefederalist.com/2017/02/06/16-fake-news-stories-reporters-have-run-since-trump-won/

    Do you really want to go this route, Pat?

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  82. I think you know the answer to that, Steve.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  83. The Federalist compiled a list of “16 Fake News Stories Reporters Have Run Since Trump Won”

    Most of the alleged “fake news” consists of tweets by individuals, not published news reports.

    A number of others are factually true, but the Federalist feels they are somehow unfair or misinterpreted. Others are factually accurate reporting of controversial or inaccurate claims made by third-parties. Still others were reporting errors corrected within a matter of minutes.

    The real take-away is not to believe anything you read on Twitter without independent confirmation.

    Out of the 16 alleged cases, only four are bona-fide bogus stories reported by actual news organizations: Dec 1 (“$0.27 Foreclosure”), Jan 20 (“MLK Bust”), Jan 29 (“Reuters Account Hoax”), February 2 (“Renaming Black History Month”). The Jan 29 error has nothing to do with Trump, either.

    All of them were corrected swiftly (the last one within a matter of hours).

    When can we expect Trump to correct all the lies he’s told since taking office?

    Dave (445e97)

  84. Yada yada yada…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  85. The interesting thing is whoever leaked that story to Goldman and others, had to know haspel had not been there at that time, they were more circumspect with mazzetti in 2013.

    narciso (d1f714)

  86. @83
    The one trick pony continues his nonsense.

    Rev.Hoagie (1b0402)

  87. The one trick pony continues his nonsense.

    Anything inaccurate in what I posted, or you just don’t like the truth?

    Dave (445e97)

  88. you fail to explain why a dirty fbi suckboy like Andy McCabe even needs a pension

    what’s he gonna do with all that dirty money anyway is he gonna buy an RV

    who retires at 50 anyway

    the truth is the whole idea that he was ever “retiring” came out of his butt

    if you do crap what gets you fired you don’t get to retire

    seriously try this at your job

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  89. ‘fess up and tell the truth, ConDave. Stop the posing.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  90. Dusty fogo, that midlevel company man who got in a bribe scheme that involved randy Cunningham, served a few years and then set up his own security company, which I assume has some clearances. No memories are fickle

    narciso (d1f714)

  91. under President Trump Americans are finally getting the transparent and ethical governance they deserve (thank you President Trump)

    Trans parent, anyway, with all the female hormones he’s taken.

    nk (dbc370)

  92. Yes, I know it’s the wrong thread. Now.

    nk (dbc370)

  93. if you pay attention to President Trump and the insights he shares on twitter it’s clear that the sleazy Mueller witch hunt never should have been sanctioned, and that it’s time to shut it down

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  94. Do we really think that Kelly would say this, Mattis might have, but I don’t think he would share it with reporters.

    narciso (d1f714)

  95. After Stephen Miller’s performance with Tapper, I don’t know any more what any White House staffer will say or do to ingratiate himself or herself with Trump. They’re kind of like happyfeet that way.

    nk (dbc370)

  96. Yes, I know I’m picking on you, happyfeet, but I had to put in eight solid hours of work for two days in a row, and that always puts me in a bad mood.

    nk (dbc370)

  97. Yes, I know I’m picking on you, happyfeet, but I had to put in eight solid hours of work for two days in a row, and that always puts me in a bad mood.

    Damn, dude.

    “All I ask is an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work,” amirite?

    Dave (445e97)

  98. Who said anything about pay?

    nk (dbc370)

  99. Tillerson: “So there I am, trying to get rid of one turd, and another calls me on the phone.”

    nk (9651fb) — 3/17/2018 @ 4:38 am

    Jeff Sessions flushed Number Two.

    Pinandpuller (c13eee)

  100. Gosh I forgot that delphic oracle rapper’s authority over the nine realms.

    narciso (d1f714)

  101. 10 Inch Magnetic Knife Bar & Organizer –

    Weird product.

    A 17 inch magnetic knife bar costs half as much as a 10 inch.

    I’m guessing if I cut the big one down to a 10 inch and sell the remainder I’ll get a free knife rack and $20 clear profit.

    papertiger (c8116c)


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