Patterico's Pontifications

7/23/2016

Hillary’s Friday Afternoon News Dump: Tim Kaine

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 11:25 am



Hillary Clinton has selected United States Senator Tim Kaine to be her . . .

Sorry, I keep trying to finish that sentence but I get hit by an attack of yawns every time.

23 Responses to “Hillary’s Friday Afternoon News Dump: Tim Kaine”

  1. Seriously, though, this picks strikes me as . . .

    YYYYYYYYAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN

    . . . sorry. As very, um, safe. I guess.

    Patterico (72bd42)

  2. Nova Kaine. Dulls the senses and puts you to sleep.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  3. She’s so sure she has the minority vote, the youth vote, and the women’s vote nailed down that she selects an elderly white male. Maybe he’ll out himself as a “gay American” a la Jim McGreevey. Otherwise, I agree that it is a snoozer of a vanilla pick.

    JVW (f97acd)

  4. and the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
    the front of her pantsuit shadowy lined
    then the droning engine throbs in time

    with your beating heart

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  5. Tim Kaine has evil-looking eyebrows.
    Then again, he is a Democrat.

    Cruz Supporter (102c9a)

  6. Hillary looked over the thin Democrat bench and picked a splinter.

    SPQR (a3a747)

  7. biden was never not anything but skanky pervy subpar scrantontrash

    and he won with food stamp not once but twice

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  8. There’s a whole lot wrong with this Kaine kid, I provided a few links, in the longish thread.

    narciso (732bc0)

  9. Remember during the 2012 campaign how the media droned on and on (and on and on) about the evil-ness of old white men? Funny how we haven’t heard much of that lately, isn’t it?

    Deuce Frehley (73c323)

  10. H

    illary looked over the thin Democrat bench and picked a splinter.

    SPQR (a3a747) — 7/23/2016 @ 11:46 am

    Doesn’t really matter. She just needed someone who won’t contradict her in any way, shape or form. Kaine won’t be a VP. He’ll be the Most Loyal Servant. I’m thinking this was why Fauxcahontas wasn’t chosen.

    I’m wondering how he’ll handle her temper tantrums.

    Bill H (971e5f)

  11. Tim Kaine allowed felons to vote in Virginia. He’s the perfect pick for her.

    Dejectedhead (d243ce)

  12. Just like obama selecting low IQ biden as his running mate so he would not be shown up for his lack of intellect, hillary chose another corrupt democrat so she would not be shown up for her corruption.

    Jim (a9b7c7)

  13. Doesn’t really matter. She just needed someone who won’t contradict her in any way, shape or form. Kaine won’t be a VP. He’ll be the Most Loyal Servant. I’m thinking this was why Fauxcahontas wasn’t chosen.

    Can you imagine what it would have been like for Hillary! if she and Warren campaigned together and Fauxcahontas got the louder and more prolonged cheers? It’s no wonder she had to choose someone dull and uninspiring.

    JVW (f97acd)

  14. Mr happyfeet,

    Failmerica (twice!) decided it wanted a Vice President who is a smarmy Scranton lightweight with obvious hairplugs, blindingly whitened teeth, and aviator shades who talked about carrying a lunchbox to his job working on skyscrapers as a member of the welders union.
    Besides, he profusely complimented Barack with remarks about him being the first black guy to run for President who was clean, articulate, and nice-looking! (LOL)
    Kissing up to the Boss is certainly a way of earning a promotion!

    Although one can say a lot of negative things about Jesse Jackson, I always had believed he was well-groomed, dressed nicely, and spoke well, even when he was doing his mock-worthy Muhammad Ali cadence and meter.

    Cruz Supporter (102c9a)

  15. @10- Nova Kaine wouldn’t be a VP anymore than Rogers was a Sec. of State for Nixon. Kissinger did that backroom work. Just as Bubba would do the backroom work for his ‘wife.’ Kaine would do the painless job of presiding over the Senate and attending funerals.

    My God, I’m voting Trump.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  16. Sleepy kaine might be the only person not to outdraw tinkle britches.

    mg (31009b)

  17. FWIW – Clinton’s Selection of Al Gore as VP in 1992 helped a lot more than people give credit. Gore at the time as perceived as being a solid, moderately conservative democrat senator. (emphasis in perceived vs reality)

    Tim Kaine is likewise perceived as moderately conservative democrat senator – at least that is how the media will portray him. This pick likely helps Hillary a lot.

    It also doesnt help that the top of the republican ticket is running around acting like your crazy uncle

    joe (debac0)

  18. #14

    Although one can say a lot of negative things about Jesse Jackson, I always had believed he was well-groomed, dressed nicely, and spoke well, even when he was doing his mock-worthy Muhammad Ali cadence and meter.

    Cruz Supporter (102c9a) — 7/23/2016 @ 12:06 pm

    jesse was always well groomed when he was hitting up people for protection money.

    joe (debac0)

  19. So the dems are bragging about cokaines security credentials the same day hackers release DNC emails.
    clinton/cokaine/2016

    mg (31009b)

  20. gotta luv them teefs

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  21. (except for blowys right Mr. B?)

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  22. summarizing in short order,

    http://www.clarionproject.org/analysis/clinton-vp-pick-tim-kaines-islamist-ties

    trevor loudon has a full compendium of all his sacred cows,

    narciso (732bc0)

  23. At least trump is not ante semite like dnc! Calling Bernie Sanders the”JEW!”

    aunte semetic (d8d56a)


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