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2/7/2016

NARAL Offended: We Reject Life And Have No Sense Of Humor, So How Dare You Affirm Life In A Doritos Commercial!

Filed under: General — Dana @ 7:51 pm



[guest post by Dana]

So this funny commercial aired during the Super Bowl tonight:

Apparently, not everyone thought it was funny:

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You know what else, uh, “humanizes” unborn *human* babies, NARAL? I’ll tell show you:

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These are the death cultists spewing all manner of dishonest and life-denying bullshit because at all costs, those nestled in the womb with beating hearts and immortal souls known since before Creation must never be acknowledged as anything more than a clump of cells and tissue, or else the morally depraved house of cards will fall. These silent innocents, formed by the hand of God and in His image, must be denied their humanity and their inherent worth. Deny them so that the Grand Deception of the bloodthirsty barbarians may live on.

–Dana

31 Responses to “NARAL Offended: We Reject Life And Have No Sense Of Humor, So How Dare You Affirm Life In A Doritos Commercial!”

  1. So weird – the commercial is hilarious, yet that NARAL can’t see how funny it is, but rather see it as a threat to their death cult business, shows just how jaded they are.

    Dana (86e864)

  2. The thing I thought was funny about the NARAL tweet was how they tried to broaden outrage against the commercial with the “sexist tropes” bit.

    I guess the commercial did make the dad look clueless, but what, exactly, would be a reaction to his behavior that wouldn’t be “uptight”?

    CayleyGraph (353727)

  3. Humanizing fetuses? What a nightmare. We should treat them as scarfs. Or bobsleds. Or orangutans. God forbid we treat humans as humans.

    JD (34f761)

  4. “humanizing fetuses”

    srsly?

    that’s over the top even for me

    wtf else are they

    happyfeet (831175)

  5. wtf else are they

    Anything but.

    Dana (86e864)

  6. Glad to see them finally protesting the “useless man” thing. If only they actually meant it.

    Milhouse (87c499)

  7. CayleyGraph,

    What’s so pathetic and ridiculous about the “sexist tropes” is that when one is at the end of a pregnancy, huge, heavy, uncomfortable and anxious, “uptight” is an apt description. And dads, especially if it’s their first birthing experience, are often clueless – not because they are dumb – but because they haven’t seen their wives in this high state of uptightness and don’t quite fully know what to expect when their beloveds have to expel a watermelon out of their nether regions.

    Dana (86e864)

  8. How can you humanize a fetus?

    It already is a human, for crying out loud! Are they insane?

    Patricia (5fc097)

  9. It already is a human, for crying out loud!

    Crying out loud is actually almost the only thing it isn’t doing yet 🙂

    Milhouse (87c499)

  10. That Doritos commercial and the Marilyn Monroe commercial were the two best commercials during the super bowl.

    I guess killing babies takes away your sense of humor. Or, maybe you can only kill babies if you don’t have a sense of humor to start with.

    Jim (a9b7c7)

  11. 9. …Crying out loud is actually almost the only thing it isn’t doing yet 🙂

    Milhouse (87c499) — 2/7/2016 @ 8:28 pm

    How do you know.

    Steve57 (f61b03)

  12. It’s a business and as businesses go, it does not get any grimmer.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  13. The Old Guard.

    How many feet of snow fell on Washington?

    And yet.

    Certain lines remain unbroken.

    Steve57 (f61b03)

  14. There is no ambiguity. To have or not have sex. That is the choice.

    A human life begins its evolution from conception. The consensus is that humanity is exceptional. Let’s recognize the merits of that classification and travel the chaotic path together.

    There are natural imperatives and two moral axioms: individual dignity and intrinsic value. Go forth and reconcile.

    n.n (7e7172)

  15. I would be even more funny if it showed bill clinton pregnant
    with 0bama’s mutated children. and hillary in the other room across the hall
    getting a full frontal lobotomy (with 0bamacare) 😀

    YourMaster (c7e392)

  16. You know how they give awards for cinematography. Little things like in the movie Raging Bull, how the camera is inside the ring so you are right in the action up until LaMatta is throwing a fight, then the camera pulls back outside the ring.
    Subtle but effective in telling the story.
    The juxtaposition of the Dorito ad, so light hearted and genuinely funny, and the horrifying remains in the dish just off the page. So you unawares scroll down and it hits you in the face.

    That’s some effective blogging there, Dana.

    You are getting scary good at this.

    papertiger (c2d6da)

  17. How do you know.

    1. Because it’s impossible to cry out loud with no air in your lungs.
    2. Because if babies cried out loud in the womb we’d hear them.

    Milhouse (87c499)

  18. A lot of money in the abortion industry

    Why do you think PP defends so much.

    Why not spin off the abortion services – not a chance – Abortion is PP’s major profit center

    Joe - From Texas (debac0)

  19. Abortion.com

    Colonel Haiku (bf0388)

  20. I am pro-life but I am willing to compromise to the extent of allowing NARAL members to be aborted at any point after the 976th week of gestation.

    nk (dbc370)

  21. There’s a special place in Hell for people like that.

    crazy (cde091)

  22. That image is disturbing. It should be on every Billboard from DC to Boston and LA to San Francisco.

    Rodney King's Spirit (3adc86)

  23. https://twitter.com/The_Old_Guard

    The United States Navy Blue Angels perform a flyover concluding the opening ceremony #SuperBowl #SB50 #oldguard

    Let me be the first, at least here, to say, f***in’ eh.

    Steve57 (f61b03)

  24. i’m not pro-life but i love doritos when my brother was getting his toe fixed after an unfortunate toe mutilation incident i ate a lot of doritos out of the vending machine while i was in the waiting room watching the fish

    they were very tasty

    happyfeet (a037ad)

  25. bags were kinda on the small side though

    happyfeet (a037ad)

  26. I am going to buy the family size, today. A jar of chunky salsa and a tub of bean dip, too. The roast will stay in the freezer for another day. How much fresh food can a person be expected to eat, anyway?

    nk (dbc370)

  27. is a good texas company

    In a television special on the National Geographic Channel about Ultimate Factories, season 5 episode 6, it was said that Doritos is a $4 billion a year product. This made it the number one seller in corn based chips; it is the second leading seller behind Lay’s Potato Chip, another Frito Lay product.

    wow way to take the lead in the corn chip category, Doritos!

    impressive!

    happyfeet (a037ad)

  28. here also you can get a free burrito

    http://slickdeals.net/f/8491785-chipotle-free-meal

    that’s value!

    happyfeet (a037ad)

  29. happyfeet, that’s what we call, “Chipotle values.” (LOL)

    Cruz Supporter (102c9a)

  30. Bro should’ve amputated that toe, thus guaranteeing you’d always win the foot race to teh bag o’ Doritos®

    Colonel Haiku (bf0388)


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