Patterico's Pontifications

12/4/2015

Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:45 am



Screen Shot 2015-12-04 at 7.40.06 AM

It’s a couple months old but I seen it on the Facebooks and it cries out for a caption.

79 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. This was Huma’s idea, so just shut up!

    felipe (b5e0f4) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:47 am

  2. Was that taken at an ugly Christmas sweater party?

    JD (70cfb1) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:49 am

  3. “I am sooo freakin’ awesome!”

    felipe (b5e0f4) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:50 am

  4. “Hillary Clinton, reporting for duty!”

    2.Was that taken at an ugly Christmas sweater party?

    Perhaps an ugly hijab ramadan party. She’s so fugly she needs a burka.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:54 am

  5. SUBMISSION.

    mike191 (4c004d) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:55 am

  6. “I am so tolerant and respetul. I wonder how many hateful conservative heads will explode?”

    felipe (b5e0f4) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:58 am

  7. respetul = respectful (but you knew that)

    felipe (b5e0f4) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:59 am

  8. Pin the tail on the Donkey

    Bar Sinister (c62a89) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:03 am

  9. “Do you want the address to the Clinton Foundation?”

    Patricia (5fc097) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:03 am

  10. “I may be as conniving, amoral, ruthless and even bloodthirsty as the founder of the religion that requires I wear this thing on my head. But my heart at least is as pure as gold. So screw you, rightwingers!”

    Mark (f713e4) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:10 am

  11. “These are not the emails you are looking for.”

    Doug Smith (9e30ee) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:26 am

  12. These things are great if you are having a bad hair day.

    nk (dbc370) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:28 am

  13. “This isn’t a ‘head scarf’; it’s just a covering for the helmet I’m wearing in case I drink too much wine and fall and have a ‘stroke-like event’ again.”

    Icy (c2822c) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:31 am

  14. “These are not the emails you are looking for.”

    Heh.

    felipe (b5e0f4) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:33 am

  15. “If you think this is something, you should see the knee-pads I have to wear when I’m ‘soliciting’ all of those foreign donations.”

    Icy (c2822c) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:34 am

  16. Why, yes. It’s the new fashion. Elect me and we’ll all be wearing them in a few years.

    bald01 (f38852) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:34 am

  17. It’s better than the white one the nuns made me wear at St. Beatitude Prep; this blue one brings out my eyes. Way out.

    nk (dbc370) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:42 am

  18. “Do I look fat in this?”

    seeRpea (1a565c) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:45 am

  19. “I couldn’t find my wig this morning”

    Tom (1e059e) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:47 am

  20. No, I’m not channeling Michael Dukakis.

    DRJ (15874d) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:50 am

  21. she looks like one of those dealios where if you pop off the head you have another hoochie inside

    happyfeet (a037ad) — 12/4/2015 @ 9:00 am

  22. “Bill claims now that I have embraced Islam that polygamy is back on the table.”

    JVW (d60453) — 12/4/2015 @ 9:06 am

  23. She needs a burka along with the hajib

    Beauty in only skin deep – but ugly cuts to the bone.

    joe - texas (fa6bbe) — 12/4/2015 @ 9:27 am

  24. #22

    “Bill claims now that I have embraced Islam that polygamy is back on the table.”

    JVW (d60453)

    Remember – Bill had to outsource the only job Hillary had when he was president.

    joe - texas (fa6bbe) — 12/4/2015 @ 9:29 am

  25. Polygamy has always been on Bill’s table.

    DRJ (15874d) — 12/4/2015 @ 9:37 am

  26. Allahu ACTUPLGBTQIA!

    walruskkkch (b8c0a3) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:00 am

  27. Are you sure Sith Lords wear blue?

    rudytbone (2c3464) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:27 am

  28. the poster girl for burkas.

    redc1c4 (51aab8) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:39 am

  29. “One in seven men will be diagnosed with Prostate Cancer in his lifetime. Wear blue to show your support. #ProstateScarf”

    CayleyGraph (353727) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:39 am

  30. OT, bt somewhat relevant: the MFM horde has bumrushed the terrorists apartment and is ransacking the place, contaminating any evidence still there, such as ID’s, passports, etc.

    apparently the feds just walked away and neither sealed nor place a guard on the location.

    the feds are obviously not taking the investigation seriously…

    redc1c4 (51aab8) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:41 am

  31. أقدم إلى الله

    Golden Eagle (ddf081) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:48 am

  32. “If I am Commander in Chief when ISIS comes, I can always save myself by ordering my military to stand down and personally converting to Islam. Angela Merkel will look pretty much the same as me, she will just do it a couple years earlier.”

    Bill Lever (f63e39) — 12/4/2015 @ 11:05 am

  33. “And I for one welcome our new Islamic overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted political personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to pay the jizya or to convert to Islam and slay the remaining infidels.”

    Gabriel Hanna (64d4e1) — 12/4/2015 @ 11:07 am

  34. Scarf serves to hide head bandages.

    Pious Agnostic (7eb3b0) — 12/4/2015 @ 11:14 am

  35. “Where is de Nubian beauties?”

    ropelight (ddbdc8) — 12/4/2015 @ 11:19 am

  36. And in Hollywood news, Hillary! has been cast as the Queen in the reboot of the Snow White franchise.

    prowlerguy (3af7ff) — 12/4/2015 @ 11:43 am

  37. “What difference at this point does it make, Insha’Allah?”

    malclave (4ddf38) — 12/4/2015 @ 11:53 am

  38. I am Tashfeen Malik!!

    Ipso Fatso (10964d) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:08 pm

  39. re #30: freakin’ unbelievable that the various forces didn’t keep a guard on the apartment. then again, the government expects us to believe the unemployment rate for the USA is 5%.

    seeRpea (181740) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:16 pm

  40. the next president of the unites states! thanks hispanic birth rate! another 100,000 minority kids who hate republiscum will turn voting age this month and thats 5,000,000 more since 2012 election!

    nate (d28c02) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:24 pm

  41. Polygamy has always been on Bill’s table.

    And his desk, and in his hot tub, and on the floor, and against the wall, and…

    malclave (4ddf38) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:27 pm

  42. #30: red, on the other hand, there is the slight chance that one of these burglars will use the evidence he acquires in the break-in to actually investigate the “alleged” terrorists. I have a suspicion that a significant portion of the FBI’s efforts have been devoted to finding support for the president’s delusions.

    But more likely, these are Sandy Berger’s proteges, and they will leave the apartment with bulging boxers. And the evidence so acquired will disappear forever.

    BobStewartatHome (a52abe) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:32 pm

  43. I bought a new outfit to go along with my new name: Seldom bin Laid.

    norcal (22af5a) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:33 pm

  44. I love goat arse.

    mg (31009b) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:45 pm

  45. Anyone else watch the disgraceful FBI so-called press conference on TV? The White House sent AG Loretta Lynch to make sure Director Comey “didn’t go too far” in revealing the investigation was now a terrorist investigation. He claimed ‘there was no credible evidence to indicate the attack was part of a larger organized plow or involved others.’

    They closed the press conference at the question and answer stage – for fear some reporter might actually as a real question and the FBI director give a forthright answer. Lynch was there to keep a lid on Comey and to maintain the fiction the attack wasn’t organized terror but possibly “workplace violence.”

    Obama et al are absolutely unwilling to face facts, they’f rather look like lying fools than acknowledge what’s right under their noses. This man is unworthy of the office he pollutes.

    ropelight (ddbdc8) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:53 pm

  46. ropelight, he’s unworthy of the country itself.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:56 pm

  47. Sometimes I can be so monotone…
    Still waiting for the Ceausescu moment when someone reprises Joe Wilson and shouts, “You lie” to his face,
    but everyone joins in this time.

    MD in Philly (not in Philly at the moment) (deca84) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:57 pm

  48. I’d throw in the air he breathes, or the power and piss to blow him to hell.

    ropelight (ddbdc8) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:58 pm

  49. Nothing says “Empower Women” like a hijab.

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/4/2015 @ 12:59 pm

  50. I found yet another place to hide a flask!

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:00 pm

  51. Don’t you think she looks tired?

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:01 pm

  52. Hillary’s! lover remains undeterred about her hajib.

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/2860/269/original.jpg?w=800&h

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:02 pm

  53. “Does this hijab make my ass look fat?”

    Colonel Haiku (0490b7) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:07 pm

  54. “I don’t have the deck of a battleship at my disposal yet, so this will have to do to signal my receptiveness to surrender.”

    M. Scott Eiland (1edade) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:09 pm

  55. “Of course I can bake a cherry pie, cookies too, but rug munching is me specialty.”

    ropelight (ddbdc8) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:09 pm

  56. “Allahu AFLAC!”

    Colonel Haiku (0490b7) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:11 pm

  57. “Does my fat ass make this hijab look blue?”

    The newest line from Mohammad (no Christian here) Dior, The Blue Hijab Pant Suit. Available in queen sizes 2-12 or a Moo-Moo.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:13 pm

  58. Love Hijab is Blue

    Blue, blue, hijab is blue
    Blue is hijab now my career’s thru
    Grey, grey, my life is grey
    Blank is my stare, a grey va-jayjay

    Red, red, the streets run red
    I’ve been confused since I fell on my head
    Green, green, the money’s green
    Some call it dirty, I think they’re so mean

    I met Bill, like a star he shone
    Then love died, now the rainbow is gone

    Lies, lies, the lies I’ve told
    Carpets I’ve munched, the favors I’ve sold

    Colonel Haiku (0490b7) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:47 pm

  59. How many vote will I get for wearing this?

    Brett Kibg (1bcf6e) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:52 pm

  60. I’m watching this D-bag Farook family attorney make excuses and dissemble… “what we need now is tolerance, mercy and forgiveness” saying there are no definitive ties to large terrorist groups.

    Colonel Haiku (0490b7) — 12/4/2015 @ 2:21 pm

  61. She’s confused. All the time. Again.

    Bugg (fa64ec) — 12/4/2015 @ 3:00 pm

  62. The female recluse spider wears a scarf to hide the venom sacs running along the crest of her mandibles.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 12/4/2015 @ 3:20 pm

  63. …saying there are no definitive ties to large terrorist groups.

    the hell there wern’t: they were both practicing moose slimes.

    that whole death cult is a terrorist group.

    redc1c4 (51aab8) — 12/4/2015 @ 3:23 pm

  64. “Does this hijab make my ass look fat?”
    Colonel Haiku (0490b7) — 12/4/2015 @ 1:07 pm

    No! Her fat ass makes her ass look fat!

    Yoda (feee21) — 12/4/2015 @ 4:35 pm

  65. Narrator: This image is especially rare, as Tuareg men are rarely seen in public without their traditional blue face covering, or alasho.

    arik (02de93) — 12/4/2015 @ 5:56 pm

  66. Old Muslim saying: When a woman really should be wearing a bag over her head no scarf will do.

    Steve57 (a13395) — 12/4/2015 @ 6:08 pm

  67. “Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.”

    J (7a4948) — 12/4/2015 @ 7:49 pm

  68. je suis Islamiste

    steveg (fed1c9) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:18 pm

  69. Lynch has turned out to be quite the useful idiot, hasn’t she? Too bad. She had a decent reputation before this.

    Patricia (5fc097) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:35 pm

  70. Sir Hillary experiences one of many bad hair days.

    Bill H (2a858c) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:54 pm

  71. “…….and with the blue hijab, Hillary Clinton has found herself in competition once again with Monica Lewinsky.”

    Bill H (2a858c) — 12/4/2015 @ 8:58 pm

  72. WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY PRAYER “RUG”!!!

    Gus (7cc192) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:10 pm

  73. Anyway the wind blows…

    Dafydd Abhugh (d4fbf5) — 12/4/2015 @ 10:37 pm

  74. Next on National Geographic. The reason muslim women lie and it’s basis in Islamic tradition.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 12/5/2015 @ 5:51 am

  75. “Yes I know I’m a fat evil and disgusting whore. But the blue really brings out my eyes.”

    Angelo (d87cf4) — 12/5/2015 @ 6:56 am

  76. “My campaign advisors are recommending a full burqaa to obscure the fact that I’m an old hag… I wonder if there’s a middle ground…”

    IGotBupkis, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." (a4b662) — 12/6/2015 @ 9:13 am

  77. Women have as much right to wear blue as men.

    Sammy Finkelman (4d9cfa) — 12/6/2015 @ 9:56 am

  78. What the hell, I am all in for the jihad against Americ1a

    whirlwinder (79f4ff) — 12/6/2015 @ 10:12 pm

  79. Making her way to the ring the current World Mental Light Weight Champion

    HILLARY

    Rhodam

    CLINNNNNNTONNNNNNNNN

    Stephen Macklin (e3ae82) — 12/9/2015 @ 3:24 am


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