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10/30/2015

Democrat Debate: Bad Lip Reading Version

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:27 am

They make more sense in this version than they did in the real one.

24 Responses to “Democrat Debate: Bad Lip Reading Version”

  1. “Hey Anderson, I need to say my poem:

    I went trespassing in the forest
    Fishy, fishy, jumps
    Dead monkey peeped the rhino
    And I had to bounce
    Old hot dogs are juicy enough to drink
    Love these beans
    Destroy the mysteries and think of fight Chewbacca.”

    That was epic. And the woman doing Hillary actually nailed her cackle perfectly.

    JVW (ba78f9)

  2. Fascists!

    nk (9faaca)

  3. I watched a minute of Josh Earnest’s press conference but I had to stop when he blamed the “previous administration” (that put troops into Iraq) for the Obama Administration’s need to put troops onto Syria 12 years later.

    DRJ (15874d)

  4. This Bad Lip Reading episode seems substantially less random and whimsical, and substantially more satirical or mocking, than any I recall having seen before. That surprised me, because I think the end result was actively unflattering to the Dem candidates (rather than just silly nonsense).

    Beldar (fa637a)

  5. @ DRJ (#3): The way I knew that the Ghosts of Kafka and George Orwell are advising Obama was when he picked someone named “Josh Earnest” to be his spokesman. There’s the entire Marxian dialectic, all wrapped up in one oxymoronic name.

    Beldar (fa637a)

  6. *Marxist. I think that typo was influenced by my having seen the new Matt Damon movie with my kids last weekend.

    Beldar (fa637a)

  7. The Chafee dude made me laugh.

    mg (31009b)

  8. We need to take control of the R debates… the Dems won’t agree to an FN hosted debate (because Fox News won’t give them the media’s customary Dem tongue-bath), why should the Rs agree to those hosted by NBC/CBS/ABC/CNN/Univision, who have demonstrated time after time they are clearly in bed with the DNC? Make the smart play for once! Rancid Penis out as chair!!!

    Colonel Haiku (436b69)

  9. Beldar
    Marxian as a reference to Groucho. That also fits the context.

    kishnevi (dbdcc5)

  10. I just posted an email copy of a letter from the GOP to NBC I received today on the Ted Cruz: Let Me Tell You Why The American People Don’t Trust The Media thread. Check it out.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27)

  11. Beldar
    Learned a nice new word today. Invented by Bentham.
    Cacotopia: A place entirely devoid of morality.

    kishnevi (31ba4e)

  12. So it’s a synonym for Washington, DC.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27)

  13. Or the heart of any leftist.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27)

  14. Cacotopia or cacao-topia: first used in the English language in 1715, meaning a nightmare society in which morals mean nothing and the average citizen worships Mammon and proclaims atheism, but is obsessed with theological discussion. The worst in society-the unethical and depraved-rule. As far as known, no one employed the word again until 1817 and 1818 , when the Utilitarian English philosopher Jeremy Bentham used it in his Plan of Parliamentary Reform

    Thanks kishnevi, it’s better to know exactly what to call the people in charge when “the unethical and depraved-rule”. I thought it was just Obamatopia.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27)

  15. Newsmax wants to do CNBC’s other debate. Smeone should green light that.

    papertiger (c2d6da)

  16. That video made my day… hilarious!!!

    Colonel Haiku (436b69)

  17. We need to take control of the R debates… the Dems won’t agree to an FN hosted debate (because Fox News won’t give them the media’s customary Dem tongue-bath), why should the Rs agree to those hosted by NBC/CBS/ABC/CNN/Univision, who have demonstrated time after time they are clearly in bed with the DNC? Make the smart play for once! Rancid Penis out as chair!!!

    Colonel, you apparently have some pull at the RNC, which announced today that they are dropping NBC from the GOP debate scheduled for February.

    JVW (34f70e)

  18. Newsmax wants to do CNBC’s other debate. Smeone should green light that.

    The February GOP debate that the RNC just dumped NBC from (God, I sound like a lazy bureaucrat with all those acronyms there!) is apparently done with the participation of National Review. Preibus’s letter to NBC informing them of their termination from the debate makes mention that they will continue to host it with NR. I think it would be cool to have Jonah Goldberg moderate and a question panel of Eliana Johnson, Kevin Williamson, Rich Lowry, and Thomas Sowell.

    JVW (34f70e)

  19. . . . why should the Rs agree to those hosted by NBC/CBS/ABC/CNN/Univision. . .”

    Sorry to keep belaboring the point, but I think the RNC ought to tell these networks, “Sure, you can host our debates, but we get final approval over the moderator and at least half of the questioning panel.” So no Chrissy Matthews or Chuck Todd or David Gregory or Charlie Rose or Gewn Ifill or Candy Crowley or any of those other nitwits taking center stage.

    And in the general election the debate format should be rescued from the League of Women Voters, which produces unwatchable debates where everyone gets 60 seconds to recite their well-rehearsed answer to a question that they obviously knew was coming.

    If it comes down to Cruz or Rubio vs. Hillary! (or even Sanders), the GOP candidate should immediately lobby for a 90-minute debate on a Sunday Morning talk show, held in the studio with no audience, only one moderator, and a vigorous back-and-forth between the candidates in which they would be allowed to question each other and offer rebuttals with the moderator’s participation at a bare minimum.

    JVW (34f70e)

  20. Col. – Cruz is just easy listening, like Herbie Mann and Sissy Houston
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3QfskCZfDo

    mg (31009b)

  21. JVW… if I had any pull at all, they’d be pulling Rancid Penis!

    Colonel Haiku (436b69)

  22. Pretty smooth, mg. almost sounds like Mann has Some of Little Feat and/or the Meters playing with him. And you can sure hear who Whitney got her pipes from1

    Colonel Haiku (436b69)


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