Patterico's Pontifications

8/24/2015

Parkay? No, Trump!

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 6:06 pm



A woman saw Donald Trump’s face in her tub of butter.

It’s the mouth.

26 Responses to “Parkay? No, Trump!”

  1. Alrighty then.

    Dustin (2a8be7) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:11 pm

  2. I am pretty sure Trump is smarter than a vat of margarine. I won’t say that about Obama.

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:30 pm

  3. Will no one do a Trump version — with the hair — of Ecce Homo?

    I lack the Photoshop skillz, but hey, how is this not already on the internet?

    Beldar (fa637a) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:37 pm

  4. I can’t believe it’s not butter.

    I’ll start worshiping when he shows up on a piece of toast.

    jakee308 (c37f85) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:40 pm

  5. Hey, that was the whiny face he made after the debate.

    tops116 (d094f8) — 8/24/2015 @ 7:07 pm

  6. These people didn’t believe Imperial would taste like butter.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 8/24/2015 @ 8:34 pm

  7. Mantequilla sí.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:22 pm

  8. Now people are seeing his image in butter, LOL!

    I think he’s got it going on. Pretty soon women will be fainting at rallies.

    Patricia (5fc097) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:31 pm

  9. He’s all over Twitter tonight whining about Megyn Kelly. Still!

    Mr. Tough Guy has some thin skin.

    Patterico (3cc0c1) — 8/24/2015 @ 10:12 pm

  10. “I think he’s got it going on. Pretty soon women will be fainting at rallies.”

    Polling data agrees.

    Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (38d37b) — 8/24/2015 @ 10:45 pm

  11. “Mr. Tough Guy has some thin skin.”

    Toughness isn’t just taking blows stoically as GOP candidates tend to do. Striking back is an option. That’s what many people actually like about Trump.

    Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (38d37b) — 8/24/2015 @ 10:47 pm

  12. Makes him look petty and obsessed. Small. Weak.

    Patterico (3cc0c1) — 8/24/2015 @ 10:49 pm

  13. 32% of likely GOP primary voters and counting disagree.

    Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (38d37b) — 8/24/2015 @ 10:49 pm

  14. Butterface is crying tonight. Megyn hurt his feewings.

    Patterico (3cc0c1) — 8/24/2015 @ 11:17 pm

  15. I can check Walker off my list as he has become a pandering stooge. Definitely a GOP plant. Adios dope.

    mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 11:52 pm

  16. Cruz, Carson or Trump. The rest are GOP butt smoochers, looking for some cash to screw the middle class.

    mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 11:54 pm

  17. “Cruz, Carson or Trump. The rest are GOP butt smoochers, looking for some cash to screw the middle class.”

    I suspect that two out of three of those will be on the GOP ticket.

    Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (38d37b) — 8/25/2015 @ 12:02 am

  18. Finally, a Leader Who Cries Like a Baby.

    Patterico (4f098a) — 8/25/2015 @ 12:08 am

  19. The GOP already has a cry-boehner.

    mg (31009b) — 8/25/2015 @ 1:08 am

  20. “@megynkelly must have had a terrible vacation, she is really off her game. Was afraid to confront Dr. Cornel West. No clue on immigration,” Trump Tweeted.

    He followed it up minutes later with another Tweet: “I liked The Kelly File much better without @megynkelly. Perhaps she could take another eleven day unscheduled vacation!”

    Sorry. Just wanted to illustrate what you’re talking about. Was that it?
    Cornel West with a doctorate in African American studies, the only PHD in bitching moaning annd complaining that Princeton ever gave out. A genuine God Damn America preacher who blames whitie for the setting of the sun while coasting through life on an neverending stream of apology from the socialists Democrats. Cornel endorses Berney Sanders naturally.

    Megyn (did she change her name in a legal sense to give herself that Gynoclogic street cred with her homies in the feminist movement?) coddles this moral vacuum of a man, who you wouldn’t trust with a library card, and you attack Trump for pointing it out?

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 8/25/2015 @ 12:02 pm

  21. I don’t care if Cornel West thinks the term anchor baby is offensive. Call me if Cornel West ever finds a republican winning an argument inoffensive.

    And hold your breath waiting on West’s epiphany, for bothering me over it in the first place.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:43 pm

  22. I can check Walker off my list as he has become a pandering stooge. Definitely a GOP plant. Adios dope.

    mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 11:52 pm

    What are you talking about?

    Gerald A (949d7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 4:35 pm

  23. Sorry. Just wanted to illustrate what you’re talking about. Was that it?

    That and the retweets of no-name no-follower accounts calling her a bimbo, yeah.

    Patterico (3cc0c1) — 8/25/2015 @ 6:08 pm

  24. Calling Megyn Fox a bimbo is out of bounds.

    Period.

    happyfeet (831175) — 8/25/2015 @ 6:10 pm

  25. What is a bimbo? I remember Laverne and Shirly getting bent out of shape over being called a bimbo.

    The various victims of Bill Clinton’s sexual predation as they came forward were referred to as “Bimbo eruptions” – was that coined by Hillary Clinton, or the media?
    Coined by Clinton operative Betsey Ross Wright “Bimbo Eruptions”.

    IN the wikipedia they define it as an attractive woman, often blonde and with a curvaceous figure and large breasts, possibly wearing heavy makeup and revealing clothing, with limited intelligence.
    [interesting omission from the Wiki – no mention of the Clinton campaigns use of “bimbo eruptions” – although they have an article up about the bully Trump using the word to describe Megyn Kelly.]

    Bunch of bimbos. That’s going to be another of my pretend curse words I think. Bag of bimbos.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 8/25/2015 @ 9:12 pm

  26. Some of the other Fox News employees emphasized that Kelly had scheduled her vacation, as opposed to Trump’s assertion.
    Thinking about that for a minute.

    It means Kelly had it planned to throw bombs at Trump at the debate, then immediately beat town to let the froth boil over while she was away.

    That’s kind of a bimbo move. Bimbotic move? Bimby move.
    Hey if she can’t handle a Donald Trump fight that she started in the first place, how is she supposed to stand up to real opposition?

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 8/25/2015 @ 9:28 pm


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