Patterico's Pontifications

8/23/2015

Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:00 pm



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77 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Ding.

    Patterico (3cc0c1) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:00 pm

  2. I forgot my line!

    EPWJ (719942) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:03 pm

  3. huma!

    oh my pakistani flower it’s been years

    happyfeet (831175) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:07 pm

  4. “Vote for me, or I will hold my breath until I turn blue.”

    nk (dbc370) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:07 pm

  5. Damn, what I’m shoveling STINKS!

    BK in BR (38ebdd) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:08 pm

  6. “You mean wiping it with a rag or something doesn’t erase the e-mails? Oh crap…”

    Jerryskids (39acc5) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:10 pm

  7. What do you mean Agent, that I need to come with you?

    EPWJ (719942) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:18 pm

  8. BIDEN?????

    EPWJ (719942) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:18 pm

  9. Never trust a fart…

    ropelight (e395af) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:25 pm

  10. Huma picks the wrong time to kiss ass.

    rdbrewer (93f139) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:27 pm

  11. I know nottink!

    jim2 (8795e8) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:33 pm

  12. Hillary realizes that she has mistakenly taken the podium at a Black-lives-matter event being held at the same hotel as her $5000 per ticket meet-and-greet.

    felipe (56556d) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:34 pm

  13. And she thought sitting on Bill’s lap would be safe now!

    labcatcher (4495c9) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:38 pm

  14. I don’t have a real caption, but she does look like those cannon fodder characters on Doctor Who just as they realize the Dalek is actually going to exterminate them.

    kishnevi (91d5c6) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:41 pm

  15. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot…..over?

    Roy Eyman (a083dd) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:44 pm

  16. kishnevi,

    Have you seen a baby still in diapers pooping?

    nk (dbc370) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:57 pm

  17. What, me worry?

    David Crowley (e5c503) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:59 pm

  18. “I’m so full of shit I’m about to explode!”

    norcal (541872) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:02 pm

  19. Have you ever seen an old granny poop herself? Depends.

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:03 pm

  20. Sorry, I had the shrimp salad for lunch.

    Ag80 (eb6ffa) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:11 pm

  21. “Oops, that was a wet one!”

    (Where the heck and when the hell did the photographer come up with that shot? It’s hilarious.)

    Mark (e187ae) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:14 pm

  22. Mark it’s from a press event this week where someone had the nerve to press her on whether she had wiped the emails from the server. She even said, “With a cloth.” Then stomped off in a huff shrugging hers arms in the air. She is so done.

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:19 pm

  23. Fart? I didn’t fart.

    AZ Bob (34bb80) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:25 pm

  24. “That’s not supposed to be down there.”

    –or–

    “Mrs. Clinton, wife of former President Bill Clinton, is seen here giving back to the community.”

    Bill H (2a858c) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:34 pm

  25. Aw heck, one more:

    “I…..I just saw Vince Foster!”

    Bill H (2a858c) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:36 pm

  26. For the first time, Hillary realized what “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line” really means.

    Mike (88372b) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:37 pm

  27. What, me worry?

    carlitos (c24ed5) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:42 pm

  28. Should a fart have lumps?

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:54 pm

  29. Anyone have a towel?

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:54 pm

  30. I think I just played through on the back nine.

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:55 pm

  31. “Ex-politician Hillary Clinton sentenced to death by a special pay-per-view tribunal, appointed by Murica Supreme Leader Donald Trump.”

    Leviticus (48a857) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:12 pm

  32. Those corkscrew landings really play havoc with my bowels.

    carlitos (c24ed5) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:17 pm

  33. Anyone have a cloth? I need to wipe something.

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:23 pm

  34. I think you already did that one.

    Leviticus (48a857) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:25 pm

  35. Joe Biden?

    Ag80 (eb6ffa) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:35 pm

  36. Shari Lewis makes a BIG donation…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:37 pm

  37. The search for the back-up server hits pay dirt.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:42 pm

  38. Leviticus, if that was aimed at me I was doing a specific word play on the ridiculous term she used at the press conference where this pic was taken.

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:44 pm

  39. As Queen Elizabeth said, This is my anus horriblis…

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:45 pm

  40. Hillary Clinton would soon regret her decision to have yogurt and the chicken vindaloo for lunch

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:45 pm

  41. I know as much about wiping servers as who Bill is sleeping with every night.

    The Chilean (fdab54) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:47 pm

  42. What do you MEAN, I have to follow the same rules as the little people?!?!?!

    C. S. P. Schofield (ab2cdc) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:09 pm

  43. Hillary! Clinton reacts first hand to news that Joe Biden has initiated an exploratory committee to gauge a run for the presidency in 2016…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:11 pm

  44. 93%? I have to get 93%!?! After pushing the Omnibus bill that sent so many blacks to jail? Oh….”

    Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (f9e702) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:15 pm

  45. There’s already one on the internet — a split picture of her and Sgt. Schulz, with the caption, “I Know Nothing!!”

    I commented that the main difference is that Sgt. Schulz was funny.

    IGotBupkis, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." (225d0d) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:47 pm

  46. So, Hillary, are you ready to wear orange like that for the next ten years?

    Random Numbers (b62152) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:02 pm

  47. “So, Hillary, are you ready to wear orange like that for the next ten years?”

    Gee, I guess she is. She’s been getting ready all along. Mentally steeling herself—I see that now.

    Very stoic of her.

    Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (37d7b4) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:07 pm

  48. That’s not where I hid the e-mails!

    gahrie (12cc0f) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:24 pm

  49. It appears that the Serbian sniper wasn’t the only as*-puckering experience she’s had recently.

    Bill H (2a858c) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:56 pm

  50. Did you see the size of that illegal donkey?

    mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:25 am

  51. Illegal donkey?

    I thought it was a boa constrictor!

    Steve57 (5a07a9) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:42 am

  52. Anyhoo it looks like Hillary! just remembered where Huma left the vibrator.

    Steve57 (5a07a9) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:43 am

  53. Now if I can only remember where I left the d@mned boa.

    Steve57 (5a07a9) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:44 am

  54. What you don’t see in the pic is off-camera, the sound, the “**SNAP!!** of a rubber glove being put on by Rep Gowdy.

    Bill H (2a858c) — 8/24/2015 @ 1:32 am

  55. LEWENSKI

    mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 2:44 am

  56. Mooooonnnn River

    citizen 0 (70b330) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:44 am

  57. Isn’t this how Schwarzenegger sneaked through a transit terminal in Total Recall?

    Joe Miller (64cdc0) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:18 am

  58. Hillary Clinton watching Monica Lewinsky’s home movies.

    Mark Johnson (aa1dda) — 8/24/2015 @ 7:05 am

  59. Hillary received an atomic wedgie with gerbil from Richard Gere.

    PCD (39058b) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:07 am

  60. Next picture was Hillary screaming, “Khan! Khan! That was not my ear!”

    PCD (39058b) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:11 am

  61. Are you using the whole fist there, doc?

    Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:52 am

  62. I am not a crook!

    Dan S (1528af) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:52 pm

  63. I want to see a video done like the opening for “Orange is the New Black”, but using pictures of Hillary.

    Eric (87081a) — 8/24/2015 @ 1:41 pm

  64. There should be all caps trigger warnings.

    JD (3b5483) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:11 pm

  65. Hillary, on being told Chelsea has registerd as a Republican.

    C. S. P. Schofield (ab2cdc) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:14 pm

  66. Uh oh! My server needs wiping!

    Patrick (ce7fc3) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:36 pm

  67. “Meesah Notta knowa how to do-ah the server wipey.”

    Dejectedhead (ba8561) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:45 pm

  68. VINCE, I ah…

    mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 5:04 pm

  69. Bill DIDN’T have an Ashley Madison account?

    Gerald A 11/2006 (2c96c6) — 8/24/2015 @ 5:54 pm

  70. Well, damn! Alinski did not cover top secret e-mails!

    whirlwinder (14295a) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:21 pm

  71. A federal Department of Corrections name tag on this orange pantsuit? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

    Bugg (137ba5) — 8/24/2015 @ 7:43 pm

  72. I sharted.

    chuck (524990) — 8/24/2015 @ 8:35 pm

  73. Holy shit! They found the emails!!!

    Ken in Camarillo (c5b86d) — 8/25/2015 @ 1:13 pm

  74. I’m curious. Does anyone think I’m full of sheeite?

    http://hotair.com/archives/2015/08/25/video-obama-eo-required-hillary-to-follow-classification-of-originating-agencies/

    …The language in Part 3 of EO 13526 pertains to Herridge’s point. Under this EO, first issued in December 2009, the only authorities allowed to declassify data were the originator of the material who classified it, the originator’s successor to that position, those in the direct command structure above that position, or the head of the agency or his/her designate for the purpose of declassification. No one in any other agency could declare something declassified or unclassified, not even in cases of a dispute — or perhaps especially in cases of dispute….

    I can’t be the only guy who ever held a clearance commenting here.

    And, no, it is not classified that Hillary! is full of it. It is quite unclassified.

    Here’s an unclas phrase. OADR.

    Again, I can’t be the only guy who ever had a clearance. So maybe someone can help me.

    OADR used to stand for Originating Authority Determination Required, or some such.

    At the bottom of the message was a declassification line, and OADR used to be standard.

    Then we had the great and exalted peace dividend, and all of a sudden originating authorities were disappearing right and left.

    So good on HotAir and all But OADR wasn’t exactly news in 2009.

    Hillary! is royally screwed six ways from Sunday.

    Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:18 pm

  75. Going over how Hillary! screwed the pooch is like reliving kindergarten.

    It’s not even Intel 101.

    Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:21 pm

  76. No, actually it’s like trying to relive potty training.

    I have no memory of it.

    Somewhere there’s a Green Beret or prospective Green Beret walking around on the bottom of a swimming pool with a 45lb. plate on his back because he’s willing to take on the combat load of a nation.

    So he trains.

    And we’re going to turn around and give him this crap?

    Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:27 pm

  77. Screwed the pooch doesn’t do it justice.

    Nor does s*** the bed.

    Nuked the Koala.

    Yeah, that will do for now.

    Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:29 pm


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