Patterico's Pontifications

7/4/2015

Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 11:15 am



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Thanks to Kevin Gutzman.

58 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. “Oh! I wet ’em!”

    Patterico (3cc0c1)

  2. The “never gonna be president” club.

    Gazzer (ee3742)

  3. “Any of these 3 guys would make a far better POTUS than the current Plague on Humanity who currently sits in the Oval Office (when he’s not golfing or preening in front of cameras)”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  4. Manny, Mo’ Money and Fat Jack

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  5. Squishy, squishier, squishiest.

    Mark (e584c3)

  6. “Which guy loves donuts?”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  7. “Faith, Charity and some Bruce Springsteen-lovin’, fat asshole who hugged Obama”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  8. “Okay, “fishsticks” on three… one, two, three!”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  9. Quick, bang, marry or kill. You got 5 seconds.

    Noah Pology (2aa53d)

  10. “I see Chris Christie is back to hanging out with Republicans. Hurricane season must not yet have arrived.”

    JVW (8278a3)

  11. “Chris, seen her with some of his fans, takes a moment before the start of the 4th Annual ‘Get In Mah Belly!!’ contest.”

    Bill H (2a858c)

  12. That buoy on the right looks like it would sink.

    mg (31009b)

  13. I’m ashamed of myself, but when I looked at the photo, my eyes immediately went to Christie and I thought “Too big to fail”.

    Dana (86e864)

  14. But in my defense, why on earth has no one told him to never, ever, even under threat of death, wear pleats??! Dear God, where are his people when he needs them!

    Dana (86e864)

  15. That’s not funny!

    nk (dbc370)

  16. Smile – its for the sheep.

    mg (31009b)

  17. because tramps like us, baby he was born to eat….

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  18. the three stooges

    redc1c4 (b340a6)

  19. OT for Patterico: the Amazon box is goofy these days, and doesn’t take me there, which makes it hard for you to get credit for our purchases.

    just FYI

    redc1c4 (b340a6)

  20. Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong

    Proof (88372b)

  21. See no borders, hear no followers, speak no freedom.

    Denver Todd (7163dd)

  22. “Say what you will, but we’re all three still with our first and only spouses–and they’re women!

    elissa (ef926b)

  23. red,

    If it doesn’t work, use this:

    is.gd/PattericoAmazon

    Patterico (3cc0c1)

  24. I have fixed the side bar by inserting that link below the Amazon search box.

    All you need to do is click that link and then search/purchase from that URL.

    Make it your Amazon bookmark too!

    Patterico (3cc0c1)

  25. Let the women run, plenty of room in the clown bus, elissa.

    mg (31009b)

  26. There’s no money for you in my front pockets either, boys.

    norcal (92fe18)

  27. Three pseudo-conservatives walk into a bar….

    Zoltan (ea7014)

  28. “Los Tres DIABLOs”

    (Democrats In All But Label Only)

    redc1c4 (589173)

  29. Three-card monty shills

    mg (31009b)

  30. Your OUT with this triple play.

    mg (31009b)

  31. lemons

    mg (31009b)

  32. criminal alien enablers

    mg (31009b)

  33. This will haunt them for years.

    Patricia (5fc097)

  34. One, two, three Marlenas
    There’s got to be someone we can trust
    Out here among us
    One, two, three Marlenas
    Ya see no, speak no, hear no evil among us
    The three Marlenas
    Three Marlenas
    Three Marlenas

    AZ Bob (692b57)

  35. The Three Disgraces.

    (Red took my first option).

    kishnevi (91d5c6)

  36. BTW, I’m going to be in Boston this coming week. I will be staying at my uncle’s, who almost literally lives just down the street from Mitt. (As long as you understand the street is several miles long.) If I run into him, anything you folks would like me to say to him?

    kishnevi (294553)

  37. Enos, Rosco and Boss Hogg

    Randar (981cb1)

  38. “All together now, boys. One, two, three, four …”
    In the day we sweat it out on the streets of runaway American dreams
    At night we ride to mansions of glory in suicide machines

    nk (dbc370)

  39. The lad, the good and the fugly

    gahrie (12cc0f)

  40. the Gay Caballeros.

    jakee308 (c37f85)

  41. Poon Tang Clan

    Matador (41c2b5)

  42. The Rat Pack

    mg (31009b)

  43. Trumped

    mg (31009b)

  44. “Name 3 People who have never been in my kitchen.”

    SaveFarris (c9975d)

  45. Kish – ask him why he never fought back.

    JD (3b5483)

  46. “Yute, Experience and Pantload”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  47. Hurry up – Screw it up- Eff it up

    mg (31009b)

  48. We have an announcement to make.

    mg (31009b)

  49. “Well, now that gay marriage is legal, why not gay, stupid, treasonous polygamy marriage?”

    grumpy the grump (944707)

  50. “Three and a Half Men”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  51. The Colonel is a winner.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie (f4eb27)

  52. One of these men just ate Nucky Thompson.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  53. Butt buddies of traitorous dhimmis.

    DNF (208255)

  54. Quick, bang, marry or kill. You got 5 seconds.
    Noah Pology (2aa53d) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:41 am

    Handily, they’re all lined up in order already.

    if you think I'm leaving my real handle on this comment, you're crazy (325a59)

  55. Three reasons conservatives are leaving the GOP in drove3s.

    Al-Ozarka (c7fbec)

  56. “Dockers… pants for men with fat asses.”

    Damned if I can remember which stand-up comedian used that line; I’d credit him.

    bud (30d398)


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