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Pronounced "Patter-EE-koh"
E-mail: Just use my moniker Patterico, followed by the @ symbol, followed by gmail.com
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Patterico (3cc0c1) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:15 amhttps://youtu.be/0GH7pfVvCII?t=4m49s
Patterico (3cc0c1) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:22 amThe “never gonna be president” club.
Gazzer (ee3742) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:25 am“Any of these 3 guys would make a far better POTUS than the current Plague on Humanity who currently sits in the Oval Office (when he’s not golfing or preening in front of cameras)”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:26 amManny, Mo’ Money and Fat Jack
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:27 amSquishy, squishier, squishiest.
Mark (e584c3) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:29 am“Which guy loves donuts?”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:31 am“Faith, Charity and some Bruce Springsteen-lovin’, fat asshole who hugged Obama”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:36 am“Okay, “fishsticks” on three… one, two, three!”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:39 amQuick, bang, marry or kill. You got 5 seconds.
Noah Pology (2aa53d) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:41 am“I see Chris Christie is back to hanging out with Republicans. Hurricane season must not yet have arrived.”
JVW (8278a3) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:48 amhttps://youtu.be/WUTl8DSYUQA
PeterK (7f767c) — 7/4/2015 @ 11:54 am“Chris, seen her with some of his fans, takes a moment before the start of the 4th Annual ‘Get In Mah Belly!!’ contest.”
Bill H (2a858c) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:07 pmThat buoy on the right looks like it would sink.
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:10 pmI’m ashamed of myself, but when I looked at the photo, my eyes immediately went to Christie and I thought “Too big to fail”.
Dana (86e864) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:12 pmBut in my defense, why on earth has no one told him to never, ever, even under threat of death, wear pleats??! Dear God, where are his people when he needs them!
Dana (86e864) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:14 pmThat’s not funny!
nk (dbc370) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:17 pmSmile – its for the sheep.
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:23 pmbecause tramps like us, baby he was born to eat….
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:28 pmthe three stooges
redc1c4 (b340a6) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:31 pmOT for Patterico: the Amazon box is goofy these days, and doesn’t take me there, which makes it hard for you to get credit for our purchases.
just FYI
redc1c4 (b340a6) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:32 pmMario, Luigi and Donkey Kong
Proof (88372b) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:34 pmSee no borders, hear no followers, speak no freedom.
Denver Todd (7163dd) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:38 pm“Say what you will, but we’re all three still with our first and only spouses–and they’re women!
elissa (ef926b) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:40 pmred,
If it doesn’t work, use this:
is.gd/PattericoAmazon
Patterico (3cc0c1) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:46 pmI have fixed the side bar by inserting that link below the Amazon search box.
All you need to do is click that link and then search/purchase from that URL.
Make it your Amazon bookmark too!
Patterico (3cc0c1) — 7/4/2015 @ 12:53 pmLet the women run, plenty of room in the clown bus, elissa.
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 1:39 pmThere’s no money for you in my front pockets either, boys.
norcal (92fe18) — 7/4/2015 @ 1:49 pmThree pseudo-conservatives walk into a bar….
Zoltan (ea7014) — 7/4/2015 @ 3:01 pm“Los Tres DIABLOs”
(Democrats In All But Label Only)
redc1c4 (589173) — 7/4/2015 @ 3:42 pmThree-card monty shills
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 3:58 pmYour OUT with this triple play.
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 4:00 pmlemons
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 4:14 pmcriminal alien enablers
mg (31009b) — 7/4/2015 @ 4:30 pmThis will haunt them for years.
Patricia (5fc097) — 7/4/2015 @ 5:00 pmOne, two, three Marlenas
AZ Bob (692b57) — 7/4/2015 @ 5:01 pmThere’s got to be someone we can trust
Out here among us
One, two, three Marlenas
Ya see no, speak no, hear no evil among us
The three Marlenas
Three Marlenas
Three Marlenas
The Three Disgraces.
(Red took my first option).
kishnevi (91d5c6) — 7/4/2015 @ 7:19 pmBTW, I’m going to be in Boston this coming week. I will be staying at my uncle’s, who almost literally lives just down the street from Mitt. (As long as you understand the street is several miles long.) If I run into him, anything you folks would like me to say to him?
kishnevi (294553) — 7/4/2015 @ 7:23 pmEnos, Rosco and Boss Hogg
Randar (981cb1) — 7/4/2015 @ 8:22 pm“All together now, boys. One, two, three, four …”
nk (dbc370) — 7/4/2015 @ 8:31 pmIn the day we sweat it out on the streets of runaway American dreams
At night we ride to mansions of glory in suicide machines
The lad, the good and the fugly
gahrie (12cc0f) — 7/4/2015 @ 8:43 pmthe Gay Caballeros.
jakee308 (c37f85) — 7/4/2015 @ 8:47 pmPoon Tang Clan
Matador (41c2b5) — 7/4/2015 @ 8:54 pmThe Rat Pack
mg (31009b) — 7/5/2015 @ 2:12 amTrumped
mg (31009b) — 7/5/2015 @ 2:42 am“Name 3 People who have never been in my kitchen.”
SaveFarris (c9975d) — 7/5/2015 @ 4:37 amKish – ask him why he never fought back.
JD (3b5483) — 7/5/2015 @ 6:01 am“Yute, Experience and Pantload”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/5/2015 @ 9:15 amHurry up – Screw it up- Eff it up
mg (31009b) — 7/5/2015 @ 9:51 amWe have an announcement to make.
mg (31009b) — 7/5/2015 @ 9:52 am“Well, now that gay marriage is legal, why not gay, stupid, treasonous polygamy marriage?”
grumpy the grump (944707) — 7/5/2015 @ 10:57 am“Three and a Half Men”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 7/5/2015 @ 11:05 amThe Colonel is a winner.
Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie (f4eb27) — 7/5/2015 @ 11:06 amOne of these men just ate Nucky Thompson.
carlitos (c24ed5) — 7/6/2015 @ 7:30 amButt buddies of traitorous dhimmis.
DNF (208255) — 7/6/2015 @ 8:22 amHandily, they’re all lined up in order already.
if you think I'm leaving my real handle on this comment, you're crazy (325a59) — 7/6/2015 @ 8:41 amThree reasons conservatives are leaving the GOP in drove3s.
Al-Ozarka (c7fbec) — 7/6/2015 @ 9:52 am“Dockers… pants for men with fat asses.”
Damned if I can remember which stand-up comedian used that line; I’d credit him.
bud (30d398) — 7/8/2015 @ 5:08 pm