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4/24/2015

EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT PATTERICO! Hillary’s Campaign Song, Revealed!

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:38 am



I’m not sure why the campaign picked me for this exclusive reveal, but I am highly complimented. Much better than “Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow,” don’t you think?

I like the reference to Kazakhstan, with its superior potassium. I think it’s designed to take your mind off of that other element: uranium, the Kazakhstan mining of which is related to cash going to Hillary’s Clinton Foundation. And then we have the reference to all other countries being “the home of the gays” — which helps the listener forget Hillary’s glorious paean to the importance of the “fundamental bedrock principle” of marriage being between a man and a woman.

Enjoy. One day, this will be the intro for the First Woman President!

11 Responses to “EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT PATTERICO! Hillary’s Campaign Song, Revealed!”

  1. Ding.

    Patterico (9c670f) — 4/24/2015 @ 7:44 am

  2. Here are several she rejected:

    1. “Put Another Candle on My Birthday Cake” (Sheriff John)

    2. “She Works Hard for the Money” (Donna Summer)

    3. “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” (Cher)

    4. “Money, Money, Money” (ABBA)

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 4/24/2015 @ 11:41 am

  3. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=356360

    Hillary, the Super Moderate: To Secure Abortion Rights, We’re Just Going to Have Change “Deep-Seated,” Fundamental Religious Beliefs

    No big deal. We just need to “move past” this Jesus feller that has everyone so hateful and anti-woman and s**t.

    Ultimately my real beef is that that these people believe they have the right to tell other people what to think. To make them conform. And the thing is, the least likely person to have the moral authority to rewrite the Bible is Hillary! It isn’t that I’m a holy roller. It’s that I despise the concept of crimethink. And I find the idea that the shameless are attempting to shame me especially obnoxious.

    A Clinton wants to tell me I’m getting this whole morality thing wrong. Are you effing kidding me, America?

    And, yeah, I only mildly disliked Fleetwood Mac until Billy Jeff was elected.

    Steve57 (cd6f9a) — 4/24/2015 @ 4:19 pm

  4. there’s somewhat of a category error:

    http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-state-department-documents-reveal-concern-about-bill-clintons-activities-with-saudi-entities/

    narciso (ee1f88) — 4/24/2015 @ 4:22 pm

  5. http://weaselzippers.us/221653-education-sec-parents-who-opt-out-of-common-core-racist-and-feds-will-step-in-if-opt-out-continues/

    The racism and sexism and homophobia and Islamophobia shall not go untrammeled, sez gub’mint. So help us Hillary!

    Steve57 (cd6f9a) — 4/24/2015 @ 6:10 pm

  6. it sounded more melodic in Kazakh.

    narciso (ee1f88) — 4/24/2015 @ 6:20 pm

  7. Steve–

    Common core: If they’ve lost the blue states…

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 4/24/2015 @ 6:22 pm

  8. Bill still wants it to be “Money for Nothing”.

    NickM (22278f) — 4/24/2015 @ 10:38 pm

  9. Andrew Lloyd Weber’s ‘Money came rolling in,’ from Evita,

    narciso (ee1f88) — 4/25/2015 @ 6:03 am

  10. 9-5 by Dolly Parton!!

    mg (31009b) — 4/25/2015 @ 6:13 am

  11. That really brought the horse down, didnt it?

    Denny Elrod (79c989) — 4/26/2015 @ 7:28 am


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