4/16/2015

5 Responses to “Jeb Bush: I Don’t Need to Go to Chipotle, I Make It At Home”

1. Well, I’m a gringo but I do cook up some pretty fantastic Mexican food, if I do say so myself. It’s like the most culturally-inclusive food ever. Or wait, maybe I am misappropriating a culture to which I have no right. I’ll have to go over to the Latin@ Studies Department at my nearest university and ask them for guidance. But I’m afraid they’ll tell me I have to stick to Chipotle, even though I wouldn’t be caught dead in there.

   JVW (a1146f) — 4/16/2015 @ 11:21 pm

   
   

2. Mexican food is very labor intensive….
   With the no open carry at Chipotle, perhaps they could take that into Mexico and see how it works south of the sieve like border, señor jebby.

   mg (31009b) — 4/17/2015 @ 3:16 am

   
   

3. he’s so awesome, how he makes burritos at home

   he should be the goddamn president, making burritos at home like that

   this is obvious to anyone willing to do the analysis

   happyfeet (831175) — 4/17/2015 @ 3:50 am

   
   

4. I’d ask him I’d he wants a cookie for that but he would probably insist it be tres leches

   mgrlno (a2ddfa) — 4/17/2015 @ 5:15 am

   
   

5. Let the pandering begin!

   Patricia (5fc097) — 4/17/2015 @ 7:25 am