Patterico's Pontifications

4/10/2015

Welcome to the Democrat Candidate for President: This Guy

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 11:48 pm



Thank God he’s a Democrat.

If he were a Republican this would be on the front page of the New York Times tomorrow.

24 Responses to “Welcome to the Democrat Candidate for President: This Guy”

  1. At least he’s smarter than Oliver Willis.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  2. Why is he giving one of Obama’s standard stump speeches?

    bobby b (cb44ec)

  3. he’s busy exercising his white privilege…

    redc1c4 (6d1848)

  4. Wavy Gravy is still alive?

    mg (31009b)

  5. “Be hospitable to those who “wander” into your country illegally. Anyone who “wanders” into the United States, including an enemy, is welcome at the welfare table. This is especially true for those who will do the voting sane Americans won’t – voting for you.”

    – Code of the Democrat

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  6. “Be there with a handout for a voter when you think that you can pander enough and promise enough free stuff to buy that vote. Pander early and pander often. Offer $5,000 just for being born. Be sure you put that idea forward before a group of people with a history of getting (and an undying thirst for more) handouts. Always infantilize.”

    – Code of the Democrat

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  7. Oh, I know this guy. He’s been around forever. I may have seen one of his appearances with his wife, too. He’s a pretty amusing guy in a Dr. Demento kind of genre. Not up to Pee Wee Herman quality — more like Tiny Tim.

    nk (dbc370)

  8. He’s an equal opportunity candidate. Wiki says he is Vermin Love Supreme. He ran for President in 2008 as a Republican and in 2012 and 2016 as a Democrat, but he considers himself an anarchist.

    DRJ (e80d46)

  9. Well, if he’s an anarchist, why doesn’t he run for the Anarchist Party nomination?

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  10. because that would require an orderly plan. Where’s the anarchy in that?

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  11. wiggin’

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  12. as if New York magazine was anything but a democrat shill, with a host of Journolisters on the masthead,

    narciso (ee1f88)

  13. nonsensical stuff, followed by commas, and,

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  14. yes, but enough about New York Magazine,

    narciso (ee1f88)

  15. No way the Democrats take him seriously, though.

    He’s white.

    ras (40dd33)

  16. Thank God he’s a Democrat…???

    Really, was there ANY other possibility???

    neocon_1 (d30da7)

  17. Well, if he’s an anarchist, why doesn’t he run for the Anarchist Party nomination?

    Because he’s smarter than the “third parties”, let’s say … hmm … Anarcho-Libertarians? He knows he’ll never get more than 3% of the vote. His best chance is to get on the inside and work from within like let’s say … hmm … Paul Ron?

    nk (dbc370)

  18. Not polite to post auto-play video above the fold.

    gbm (cd49e9)

  19. I’m not willing to watch the video…but I am curious as to why he is wearing a boot on his head??

    Georganne (e37667)

  20. It’s part of his shtick. Like Pee Wee Herman’s too tight suit. I guess he didn’t have the looks to go RuPaul. 😉

    nk (dbc370)


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