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12/4/2014

Sarah Palin On Ferguson

Filed under: General — Dana @ 5:21 pm



[guest post by Dana]

Sarah Palin weighed in on Ferguson. Outrage ensued. This on the heels of her “latte” salute mockery of Obama in September.

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And of course, if one is unable to chuckle at this or becomes agitated by it, just repeat the Sarah Palin is dumb meme and you’ll feel better about yourself:

Besides numerous quote-mark errors, the joke quote doesn’t appear to reflect reason or reality when it comes to what the president has actually said about looting in Ferguson.

–Dana

82 Responses to “Sarah Palin On Ferguson”

  1. Hello.

    Dana (8e74ce)

  2. i heard food stamp hasn’t even signed an actual order for his illegal amnesties

    your president is kind of a cowardly jew-hating piece of sorosfilth

    he’s not particularly amusing even as the subject of clever internet memes

    he’s not particularly amusing ever

    he’s just a nasty nasty autocratic whore is all

    happyfeet (831175)

  3. Quite so. He seems to have no sense if humor about himself. . I imagine him slamming his laptop closed when seeing this. I imagine GWB laughing his head off if confronted by some meme of equivalent relevance to his actions.
    My favorite Ferguson meme came in the form of an actual photo of an overpass on which some people draped lights to form the wordsPants Up Don’t Loot.

    kishnevi (a5d1b9)

  4. Hello, Dana.

    Sarah,
    You’re the poetry in my heart.
    Never change, and never, never stop.

    nk (dbc370)

  5. Who hates her worse the dems or the established rino herd?

    mg (31009b)

  6. Oh, there are lots of folks who hate Ms. Palin worse.

    I think she is funny, and strong, and quite interesting. I would normally say I’m not sure she should be in government, and then I think about the people we all seem to elect…and I think again.

    Simon Jester (c8876d)

  7. Leftists once again go out of their way to show the rest of us they have absolutely zero sense of humor.

    Hoagie (4dfb34)

  8. Too bad she will never be able to collect the revenge due her.

    mg (31009b)

  9. She seems to be a little better endowed than Mitt, accounting for their chromosomal distinctions. And she does say what she thinks, which suggests she does think about things. I’m not so sure about Mitt.

    bobathome (5d64cd)

  10. Funny stuff that bothers the racisty racist liberal Democrats who treat black folks like hot house flowers who can’t take criticism.

    Over 13k murders in the USA in 2012, well over 6k of them black folks who comprise only 13% of the population. Again, nearly half the murders in America committed by folks who only make up 13% of the population. Of those 6kplus murders, over 90% committed by other black people. Average black murder victim is a 30 year old male. Leading cause of death of young black males ages 18 to 34 is not disease, not accidents but murder at the hands of another young, black male. These asshole politicians like Obama and Holder know what the real problem is and it ain’t law enforcement. They use and abuse their own people to further their corrupt political agenda and may God damn them to Hell for it.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  11. “And I can see Russia from my house!”

    Besides numerous inflection errors, the joke doesn’t appear to reflect reason or reality when it comes to what the governor actually said about the proximity of the 49th state to its foreign neighbor.

    aunursa (932331)

  12. And just what in the He11 does that have to do with the subject at hand?

    First of all, Sarah Palin said that Russia is visible from Alaska intimating that the people living in Alaska don’t think of Russia as someplace on the other side of the world;
    Some twit on SNL said – playing a role as Sarah Palin in a comedic sketch – that “I can see Russia from my house”, attempting to make Gov. Palin a laughingstock for saying something so unserious.

    People who repeat that endeavor only make fools of themselves.

    askeptic (efcf22)

  13. BOOM!

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  14. 12
    I can, when the sun is out, drive 15 miles or so, and see the Bahamas (more precisely, Nassau Light). This proximity may give me a little more information on the Bahamas than most people who do not live in Florida but hardly qualifies me as an expert. And in fact the proximity is really in the form of neighbors, coworkers, and friends who live here but came from the Bahamas

    kishnevi (294553)

  15. askeptic, I’m fully aware that Tina Fey said it, not Gov. Palin. I was mocking the Mediate quote. I’m sorry that I didn’t make that clear.

    aunursa (932331)

  16. re #14: kishnevi, that wasn’t her point when she said Alaskans can see Russia. As indicated in #12 the point what the Russians were not some sort of boogy monster to her. She knew who they were and was close enough to their territory to have more than passing knowledge of what the economic interests of their North East was. And not that she was special in that, lots of Alaskans have that connection to Russian people and civics.

    Tina Fey did the joke of ‘i can see Russia from my house’, as i recall the joke was actually funny in its time and place. But like ‘Judy,Judy,Judy’ the phrase got attached to the person not the mimic.

    #4 ditto.

    seeRpea (2a32aa)

  17. Palin is so yesterday’s news… Stand With Hillary! Because Vagina!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  18. Side effects may include projectile vomiting… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU3hI8ML30&sns=em

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  19. Yes, but the point is the Bahamas was not a colony of South Florida, as Alaska was for 150 years, of course it was part of a very long discussion she had with Charles Gibson, which Chelian now at Yahoo News, edited into incoherence,

    narciso (ee1f88)

  20. I’ve only been to Alaska once for a grand total of 2 weeks so obviously I’m no expert. But in the eastern side of Alaska the Russian influence left over from the time Alaska belonged to and was colonized by Russia is still very noticeable. I guarantee the kids there get taught a lot in history class about Russia (sailing and whale oil and fishing and fur and gold and architecture) and the politics that prompted them to sell Alaska to William Seward. Throughout the cold war and its nuclear threat Alaska sat thisclose to the Russian Bear. So yeah. They know little something about Russia up there.

    elissa (779993)

  21. The way the McCain campaign wasted the best thing to happen to it was a crime. Failing to protect her back against known and foreseeable frauds like Gibson and Couric was only a part of it.

    nk (dbc370)

  22. So I asked my doctor, “Doc, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?”
    He said, “I don’t know, he has two more years in office.”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  23. re #21: they were afraid of her. I knew about Gov. Palin before she hit the lower48 when she killed the ‘bridge to nowhere’ and was totally shocked when she was chosen as a running mate. To this day I don’t think they realized who she was and that she wasn’t an Hillary Clinton type but a Phylis Schafely type.
    I’m glad Mrs Palin is no longer in politics as an office holder, i think she does more good as a citizen. (also, she is not really that much of a small government politician. smaller, yeah but small? nope.)

    seeRpea (2a32aa)

  24. I knew about her and liked her before McCain came along. One big reason I like her is that she reminds me of another small town reform politician who was hated by the usual suspects. These are the folks who read the city check register every month and ask about mystery charges. Boy are they hated !

    Palin has haters in Alaska who are either nuts (lots of them in Alaska) or related to local rivals. They are very vocal. I’m not sure she was ready to be VP, although Joe Biden shows us how low that bar is, but she is a great example of basic politics and we need more of them.

    Mike K (90dfdc)

  25. Well, I must say that though I spent 21-months in AK at the height of the Cold War – the reports of Soviet aircraft penetrating the AK land mass (erroneous as it turned out) during the Cuban Missile Crisis did tend to get one’s attention – all of that time was spent in the Greater Anchorage area in relative peace and comfort.

    askeptic (efcf22)

  26. I knew about her and liked her before McCain came along.

    I still recall posts of yours way back in 2008, when Palin was a new fresh face and everyone at this blog was trying to figure out her strengths and weaknesses. That moment seems both not too long ago but also eons ago. We live in age of time warps, although, as the saying goes, time is relative.

    To place things in blatantly gender terms, the fact a scroungy, habitual liar like Hillary Clinton is the honorary star female of Liberal-dom, while Palin is her counterpart in Conservative-dom is merely one of a million things why I lean right and, in turn, disdain the left.

    Mark (c160ec)

  27. Wash Post says Obama’s amnesty plan is “indefensible”.

    Overturning and undermining local governments to interpose the Supreme Soviet might not be defensible either.

    DNF (3b2963)

  28. Thanks Colonel Haiku (#18) for this funny, musical parody:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU3hI8ML30&sns=em

    AZ Bob (34bb80)

  29. Beldar wrote the definitive set of posts, starting in June 2008, about the Huntress

    narciso (ee1f88)

  30. Sarah Palin said you could see Russia from Alaska, and you can. The international border passes between two islands (Big Diomede and little Diomede) which are located near the middle of the Bearing Strait directly West of the Seward Peninsula’s Cape Wales. Danish explorer Vitus Bering found the islands in 1728 on the Russian Orthodox Feast Day of Saint Diomede and named them in his honor.

    Distance between the islands is about 2.4 miles and are easily visible to each other on clear days. Big Diomede is sometimes called Tomorrow Island and Little Diomede is called Yesterday Island because the International Date Line also passes between them.

    Historically significant, the islands are considered visible remains of the land-bridge which once connected Siberia and Alaska. In most winters an ice bridge still develops between the 2 islands, US residents of the native village on the west side of Little Diomede could walk to Big Diomede if the Russians would allow it but it’s strictly forbidden. During the Cold War it was referred to as the Ice Curtain.

    The border between the US and Russia was established at the time of the Alaska Purchase in 1867. The US paid $7.2 million. Additionally the islands also mark the the Chukchi Sea to the north and the Bearing Sea to the South.

    Sarah Palin lives in the Wasilla Valley just north of Anchorage, well over 650 miles as the crow flies, from the Diomedes, which is a greater distance than from Los Angeles to San Francisco. From Wasilla you can’t see Anchorage, even the best of views in the Wasilla Valley extend only to the crests of the surrounding mountains.

    Tina Fey put her own stupid words in Sarah Palin’s mouth and then proceeded to ridicule Palin for something she never said. If what goes around comes around, one day someone will blindside Tina Fey, unfairly lower the boom on her, and she’ll deserve it. People who can’t see beyond the end of their nose can’t see what’s just around the corner either.

    ropelight (896a6c)

  31. “Over the weekend, the former governor and vice presidential candidate decided it would be appropriately to post this image on her Facebook page without comment:”

    This guy writes “it would be appropriately”and then grumbles about a misplaced quote mark?

    Mark Johnson (46b570)

  32. 30. ropelight (896a6c) — 12/5/2014 @ 6:59 am

    Sarah Palin said you could see Russia from Alaska, and you can.

    Well, this is the story:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp

    Tina Fey, parodying Sarah Palin, had her say: “I can see Russia from my home.” She never said that.

    What Sarah Palin had actually said was that she had some foreign policy experience, or
    knowledge, because she’s had to deal with Russia – in some negotiations about fishing or mineral rights or something, and that is true.

    Apparently on an ABC interview, this wss already in the background.

    During that appearance, interviewer Charles Gibson asked her what insight she had gained from living so close to Russia, and she responded: “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska”:

    In later years, Sarah Palin, playing to an audience, would sometimes sort of acknowledge this thing about seeing Russia or something close to it, so that helped confuse people as to what she’s actually said, and what Tina Fey had parodied her saying.

    Sammy Finkelman (7e7e58)

  33. yeah something like that:

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/p-j-gladnick/2008/09/13/abc-news-edited-out-key-parts-sarah-palin-interview

    snopes is about the truth, or something like that.

    narciso (ee1f88)

  34. really starts on the next page, but you can scroll up from the bottom:

    http://beldar.blogs.com/beldarblog/palin/

    narciso (ee1f88)

  35. Tina Fey had more than her face scarred early in life. One thing she can’t hide, is that she’s crippled inside.

    And she ain’t funny.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  36. I can’t put this on my car where I am until I get my carry permit, but for any of you guys who live in America: http://www.amazon.com/Obama-Quicker-Upper-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B0083X5QT6/ref=pd_rhf_se_s_cp_5_T7SA?ie=UTF8&refRID=15KZRPF835RH72YZ0XT5

    nk (dbc370)

  37. I agree with the Colonel. I never found Fey funny. And, as I have observed in my life, like most leftists she seems to be quite a miserable person.

    Hoagie (4dfb34)

  38. she was nice in “Mean Girls’ which she wrote, but in the end she ended up being one of the Plastics’

    narciso (ee1f88)

  39. AZboooob, the Coooollll wwwwwarned me but foolishlyyy I foollllloooowed your cccopy ooof his liiinkkkkk. Now how in the heeeeeck am going to cleeeean my keeeeybooooard???

    bobathome (5d64cd)

  40. R.I.P. Ian McLagan, keyboardist for Small Faces/Faces

    Icy (b92a0d)

  41. Well what the heck. Palin’s “latte salute” is at least as good as ‘Hands Up Don’t Shoot”.

    Skeptical Voter (12e67d)

  42. There she goes, telling the truth again.

    CrustyB (69f730)

  43. narciso, your links at #33 & 34 leave little doubt no GOP candidate should ever grant an interview to anyone from the MSM.

    If asked Why? the answer should be Obviously, they can’t be trusted. They’re shamelessly blatant shills for the Democrat Party. Trusting those two-faced deceivers is tantamount to swallowing poison. Look at what they did to Sarah Palin, put words in her mouth, lied about her up one side and down the other, then viciously smeared her children for months on end. And recall what Candy Crawley did to Mitt Romney in the Presidential Debates. She lied on national TV, she contradicted Romney to protect Barack Obama’s from the consequences of his own lies. No, no interviews for employees of the wholly owned subsidiary of the Democrat Party.

    ropelight (896a6c)

  44. What happened to my comment? Only part of the paragraph posted?

    ropelight (896a6c)

  45. that being said, when did she supposedly make this statement, one can go a week back on her facebook page, without it being prominently displayed

    narciso (ee1f88)

  46. “Numerous”? I count ONE quotation-mark error, namely including the mark at the outset.

    Mitch (341ca0)

  47. re #43: speaking of the MSM, not sure if Rolling Stones qualifies thought plenty of
    columnists who used the story do, Rolling Stones is starting the ‘walk-back’ from UVA gang rape story.

    I’m surprised, thought the point of the story was of importance not the facts.
    least that is what all the ‘journos’ were saying.

    seeRpea (2a32aa)

  48. Well, two, if you count the wrong-facing one. But “numerous” implies more than two. Pdrhaps they are quibbling about a style guide, where you use single quotes in an embedded quote.

    Why does this remind me of juvenile spelling flamewars circa 1979.

    Kevin M (d91a9f)

  49. This originated on Mad World News, which responds to the “quote-mark” complaint as follows:

    Quotation marks are known informally as quote marks or quotemarks. There’s no hyphen. While there is one unnecessary quotation mark at the very beginning that causes the second quotation mark to appear as an end quote, I wouldn’t refer to that as “numerous” errors. Resorting to exaggeration is a good sign that you’re making a weak argument. If you’re going to criticize usage of quotation marks (or “quote-marks” as they call them), you might want to avoid making errors in your own article on the subject.

    http://madworldnews.com/palin-ferguson-joke/

    Kevin M (d91a9f)

  50. Sarah ought to run for the Senate seat against Murkowski in 2016. If anyone says she’s too stupid to be a Senator, she can just say “Barbara Boxer.”

    Kevin M (d91a9f)

  51. dammit, Icy! Everytime you come around, someone dies!

    in his honor, one of their best (I think)…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umxx2Qjxfww&sns=em

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  52. Probably is, Col. But Rod’s voice gets old in a hurry.

    mg (31009b)

  53. hardly believe that song is 42 years old, mg. Where did the time go?!?!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  54. That’s one of the best R&R guitar tones to my ear… that, Cream’s Disraeli Gears album and “Sister Morphine” by the Stones

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  55. as yoda might say, “old school, I am”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  56. well she didn’t expect to be backstabbed by Jones, ‘Norma Desmond’ and ‘Dr, Evil’ but ultimate

    http://www.examiner.com/article/sarah-palin-mocks-obama-on-ferguson-but-the-media-doesn-t-get-the-joke

    narciso (ee1f88)

  57. I have good news. Candy Crowley is out at CNN.

    elissa (252da0)

  58. I don’t think Mitt drinks. But I bet there’ll be a celebration of some sort at the Romney ranch tonight.

    elissa (252da0)

  59. candy crowley canned
    heavy heifer hits highway
    wolf wanks worriedly

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  60. More good news. The UVA Rolling Stone rape story has completely fallen apart. The venerable TNR, home of fabulists Stephen Glass and Scott Beauchamp has left the building. Tomorrow Landrieu goes down (electorally ). What a country!

    elissa (252da0)

  61. 42 years, wow I am a f-up. Thanks, Col. Disraeli Gears – thumbs up,

    mg (31009b)

  62. fat chicks don’t ride free
    ding dong biased b*tch is dead
    teh twat told tall tales

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  63. It’s a great little sendup of Obama, his ego, his conceit as well as the Ferguson crowd who did their Black Friday shopping a little early and with bricks. As far as the left/libs/rino’s are concerned anything that doesn’t agree with their worldview is racist and needs to be attacked. Screw em, one way or another their time at the helm is coming to an end.

    scr_north (f0de9b)

  64. rolling stone gets boned
    Virginia scrapes sh*t off shoes
    come on come on down

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  65. said last line of #62 fast five times and lost my dentures

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  66. “candy” misnomer
    hog rode hard put away wet
    some hard miles on her

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  67. if she leaves today
    be gone by 2016
    an “immense presence”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  68. SNL’s gotta be really bummed. They have a chick this season whose specialty is Candy Crowley skits.

    elissa (252da0)

  69. Is she a fat chick, elissa?

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  70. Candy Crowley is out at CNN.

    She’ll be eligible for full Social Security in a few weeks. CBS News used to have mandatory retirement at 65 ‘ere that was debarred by law. Good to go before you beclown yourself irredeemably, as the 70 year old Dan Rather managed to do in 2004. ‘Fraid the state media denizen cheated the hangman.

    Art Deco (ee8de5)

  71. She’s 65. She is a kind of a hippie (yes, Haiku, I know). Transcendental meditation, vegetarian. Maybe she got tired of selling out to the Man when she no longer needs to.

    nk (dbc370)

  72. She lasted at her job longer than the driver of the wagon with the dog strapped to the top.

    mg (31009b)

  73. Or the one that ended up on the roof of TFG’s mouth…

    Gazzer (cb9ee2)

  74. teh fat hippie chick
    does teh hippy hippy shake
    that’s jelly not jam

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  75. Mr. Haiku, sir,

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/692450

    elissa (252da0)

  76. FAT!!!!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  77. sitz-mo

    mg (31009b)

  78. Da, da, ah, ah don’t touch it
    Hey, Ray, hey, Sugar, tell ’em who we are…

    Well, we’re big bull flingers
    We got flyin’ fingers
    And we’re loved by the leftwing mooks…(That sounds like us)
    We write about doodie and we write about truth
    And rightwing folks we rebukes…(Right)
    We take all kinds of liberties with the facts
    And we’ll reap what we have sown
    But the suit that’ll hit ya when the WaPo gets ya
    will take everything that we own

    (Rollin’ Stone…) Want so bad for there to be a rapin’
    (Stone…) Even if the truth we are forsakin’ (Yes)
    (Stone…) Wanna see this go away
    Off the cover of the Rollin’ Stone…(That’s a very very good idea)

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  79. Candy Crowley, just on the merits of her propaganda whore skills, is almost tailor-made for a post-CNN career on the PBS

    she’s a PBS kind of propaganda skank for sure

    but it’s not like there’s some kind of dearth of those ones

    and she does have a face more for radio

    happyfeet (831175)

  80. Sarah ought to run for the Senate seat against Murkowski in 2016.

    Never happen and she knows it. The Democrats really did a job on her in 2008 and Alaska residents are too goofy to see the truth. It’s kind of like California with polar bears.

    Mike K (90dfdc)

  81. 57, et alia. You’ve made my day.

    DNF (3b2963)

  82. I hope you urban twits are receiving the social justice clue upside.

    David Clarke for POTUS 2016!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/12/children-rescued-from-ferguson-highway-protest-placed-in-protective-services/

    DNF (bda45f)


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