Hillary: She’s Nice Enough And Now She Smells Enough
[guest post by Dana]
When asked about Hillary Clinton’s efforts to distance herself from him as she moves toward a possible run in 2016, President Obama commented that he believed the American people want “that new car smell” in their next president:
“They wanna drive somethin’ off the lot that — that doesn’t have as — as much mileage as me,” he told George Stephanopoulos on This Week.
Really? Obama is all of 53! But Hillary, on the other hand, is 67 years old. An old, smelly woman. A post-menopausal grandma who wears dowdy, matronly pantsuits. And smells. Hillary, the old failed Edsel trying one last time to sputter and chug her way to the White House while spewing copious amounts of exhaust and smelly pollutants. But voters don’t want old or smelly. Apparently they want a sharp, fresh smelling, leather-upholstered sports car that can traverse any highway and byway, or the halls of Congress, with speed and efficiency while looking sleek and stylish. Message sent and received: Hillary was once nice enough, and now she smells enough. Is the Great Orator unaware of his foot-in-mouth disease or did we long ago conclude his seemingly innocent linguistic jabs are actually made with shrewd calculated intent? Women of a certain age are wondering. And if Joe Biden – who is 72 years old – runs in 2016, will the president comment on his aging unsavory odor, too?
–Dana
Hello.
Dana (8e74ce) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:14 pmI don’t think the stink emits from their are, rather their failed belief system rotting within.
Hoagie (4dfb34) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:14 pmThat was supposed to be “from their age”. Sorry.
Hoagie (4dfb34) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:15 pmHe’s setting up Elizabeth Warren. Catch a clue.
f1guyus (647d76) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:19 pmI thought it was a typo for arse.
Denver Todd (07fc6b) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:19 pm#4,
Ding, ding, ding!
Dana (659fab) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:20 pmAlthough Warren is only a few years younger, but we haven’t been forced to watch the unfolding life and politics of Warren for decades as we have with Hillary.
Dana (659fab) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:22 pmBesides, Fauchahontas has feathers.
elissa (a7708b) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:33 pmAn old, smelly woman
LOL.
Yep. Liberalism stinks, stinks really bad. Like that of a typical homeless guy in a blue-blue, true-blue urban US area, perhaps San Francisco, New York City, Detroit, or LA’s notorious Skid Row.
Mark (c160ec) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:44 pmDana, may I join you in those dings?
kishnevi (a5d1b9) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:50 pmMusty pantsuits and dentures too
Slow Joe you’re in her way
There’s too much smoke, her past’s a joke
at this point, does she really even matter?
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of Bill surrounds her
Fauxahontas is upon her
Stuck a speedbump in her path
She’s just another joke, energizin’ lefty folk
One more worthless ne’r-do-well
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
Slick Willie’s smell surrounds her
Now they called her Queen Two-fer
Can’t bake a cookie with her attitude
She thinks the time’s right, her tomorrow
But tomorrow might not be her’s at all… HELL NO!!!
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of Bill surrounds her
One big ol’ problem that confronts her
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:51 pmGot Obama in her past
He’s made folks mad, she acts all saucy
she’ll pay the price when they don’t #BanBossy
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of Bill surrounds her
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
Slick Willie’s smell of death surrounds her
here is the musics we will all enjoy soon
his cd went to #1 in uk but I can’t find anything on amazon but a paltry lil 4-song ep
but anyway he’s a thing so you should click so you are apprised
happyfeet (831175) — 11/23/2014 @ 4:53 pmDo you know how totally awesome and even better -historic- it will be to have a woman who is also a
elissa (a7708b) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:00 pmredskin“native American” running for president?Good choice for the song:
“The smell of death surrounds you”.
So apt to the long time communist marxist Hillary.
She’s been death to the US since College.
jakee308 (d409c2) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:07 pmMr. Feets, it is links like that which make me glad that out of 4000 CDs I have, 3900 or so fall under the rubric of classical, and most of the rest jazz from the 50s/60s.
kishnevi (3719b7) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:08 pmDana, may I join you in those dings?
Absolutely, kishnevi!
Dana (8e74ce) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:09 pmBTW, can we have an over/under on how long it takes Hillary to throw Obama under the bus in public?
kishnevi (294553) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:09 pmoh.
i think he’s kinda different and interesting but the important thing is to know he’s a thing
happyfeet (831175) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:10 pmThe last I read, while at a social engagement Friday night, Hillary said that she believed Obama made an historic step with immigration. And that it was about the “people who serve us tonight, who prepared the food tonight.” Of course, that was before she knew he thought she was smelly.
Dana (8e74ce) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:21 pmGawd. Scratch and sniff campaign mailers.
Steve57 (c4b0b3) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:35 pmThe presidency should be a country for old men. The current incumbent demonstrates some of the pitfalls of someone of insufficient age. Our better presidents in recent decades have generally been over 60 when they took office.
That having been said, seven of the ten Democratic candidates who’ve expressed interest in running are as we speak eligible for full Social Security. So is Fauxcahontas. Two of the three exceptions will be over 60 when the next set of Iowa caucuses is held. Is the President endorsing Martin O’Malley, who’s aspirant successor received a kiss-of-death campaign visit from BO?
Art Deco (ee8de5) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:39 pmOops. Fauxcahontas is eligible next year.
Art Deco (ee8de5) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:41 pmshe can’t get a clue, even if they handed it to her, this is the problem, its not her age, Martin O’Malley I recall, because as a young lad, he wrote a letter when the Solon dropped out of his presidential campaign
narciso (ee1f88) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:52 pmThis was a passive-aggressive micro-aggression
JD (86a5eb) — 11/23/2014 @ 5:55 pmJD,
elissa (a7708b) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:02 pmDo you think maybe Mr. Obama is still holding a deep seeded grudge over some of the things Hil said about him during the 2008 primaries? He does have notoriously thin skin you know.
Elissa – Yes
JD (86a5eb) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:10 pmYou really have a way with words, Dana! I love the title of your post. And I love that you know your political junkie readers here will be right there with you from the get-go on the joke.
elissa (a7708b) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:12 pmWe’ll be up the junction if she’s elected…
I never thought it would happen
the Prez a gal named Rodham
from grifter folk so common
That night we ain’t forgotten
wife of a man so rotten
who beat one George H Dubya
they said “you are First Lady”
“Perhaps” she said. “I may be”
They moved in to the White House
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:14 pmThe man would prove a big louse
he hired one Dick Morris
began to chase clitoris
She spent her time on healthcare
The People said don’t you dare
They liked the stuff they had then
they said not now we’ll say when
Man Colonel Haiku is on fire tonight!
But you know those cattle future deals have a way of bringing the stockyard stink back to the shady characters involved.
Skeptical Voter (12e67d) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:34 pmHill was to old to suit me as president when she was 30.
Dan (00fc90) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:38 pmThis is a warning to Hillary: fail to support me in my last two years and I’ll endorse someone else.
Really.
Kevin M (d91a9f) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:44 pmclothes-pins will be needed to vote for the pant suited clinton
mg (31009b) — 11/23/2014 @ 6:56 pmButchering chickens gives off a scent that hillary would resemble.
mg (31009b) — 11/23/2014 @ 7:34 pmas well as Gary, Indiana. And decaying rats.
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2013/08/bombshell-report-valerie-jarrett-gave.html
DNF (3b2963) — 11/23/2014 @ 7:36 pmJEF was being too nice and guarded. Hillary should not be President. There is nothing that qualifies her for the job, and many things that disqualify her. The smell of old woman is overwhelmed by the smell of corruption. If the SCOAMF helps to keep her out of the White House it will be a credit in his tally of sins and virtues when he comes before the Great Wheel. It might help him be reincarnated as a dung beetle instead of a flatworm. Neither should Fauxahontas, for the same reasons. And, besides, we already have a woman President.
nk (dbc370) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:05 pmNot sure if I ever saw a video of them before- 3 different people playing lead guitar at different times, one with a cigarette in his hand, no less.
Musically I thought that was a great song,
but I must say, not knowing any better,
it sounded like a very anti-druggy song,
but they don’t impress me as being anti-druggy,
unless it was just that they thought alcohol and cigarettes were enough.
Anyone care to speak to my naïveté and edumacate me?
MD in Philly (f9371b) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:12 pmThere is nothing that qualifies her for the job, and many things that disqualify her.
tap, tap, tap on the shoulder…
umm, nk,
There is nothing that
qualifies herqualified him for the job, and many things thatdisqualify herdisqualified him.Therein lies the rub, as it has been said…
MD in Philly (f9371b) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:15 pmheck, none of the three, should have gotten as close as the President’s exhibit at Disney,
narciso (ee1f88) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:15 pmHe was novel. A dark horse (no pun intended), like Carter and Clinton before him (Dukakis who?, too). That’s a big thing with the iPhone Democrats.
nk (dbc370) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:18 pmok, now about the song…
MD in Philly (f9371b) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:21 pmor are you trying to help me avoid embarrassment?
Which song is that, MD?
nk (dbc370) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:25 pmnk?????
MD in Philly (f9371b) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:37 pmThe linked one and my question at “8:15”
“That Smell” by Lynyrd Skynyrd? Of course it’s an anti-drug/anti-addiction song. (I’ve disabled Flash so I don’t even get the embed.) Cigarettes were fine with all my rehab counselors. Opinions differed on drugs other than the poison of choice — some thought heroin addicts could still drink alcohol, for example.
nk (dbc370) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:46 pmMD,
The refrain of the linked song, That Smell:
It seemed fitting apropos of Obama’s not-so-subtle dig.
ps per Wiki:
Dana (8e74ce) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:48 pmMusic is evocative. What the artist intends has little or no bearing on what the audience understands.
nk (dbc370) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:51 pmSo it was sort of confessional, voicing the fact that what they were doing wasn’t such a good idea.
MD in Philly (f9371b) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:56 pmG’night.
MD in Philly (f9371b) — 11/23/2014 @ 8:57 pmThat could be but by 2016 the SCOAMF’s endorsement may well be the kiss of death.
It’s like, if you played college basketball would you want to be one of his March Madness picks?
Steve57 (c4b0b3) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:02 pmwho you going to beat hillary with uncle ben carson? ted the toad cruz? ayn rand paul? jebbie bush? mormon mitt again? good luck!
hillary 2016 (5ad2e1) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:10 pmSigh. Here we go again.
Simon Jester (d94ae2) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:11 pmPerry can’t decide if he’s Lincoln or Hillary tonight.
elissa (cf19d6) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:25 pmAnd doggone it! People like her!
Wow. Flashbacks to Al Franken. Who, I am now ashamed to admit, my family thought was funny when I was a kid.
Vote for me, Al Franken.
You had to be there.
Patterico (9c670f) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:33 pmThat could be but by 2016 the SCOAMF’s endorsement may well be the kiss of death.
That was what the “Really” was for.
Kevin M (d91a9f) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:39 pmwho you going to beat hillary with uncle ben carson?
Damn, that’s so unusual. A leftist being racist.
(Sort of like Bill Clinton telling Ted Kennedy that Barack Obama in the past would have been relegated to serving them coffee.)
Mark (c160ec) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:39 pmSteve–
Or, imagine the update to this:
http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2008/08/17
Kevin M (d91a9f) — 11/23/2014 @ 9:41 pmI’m usually not that slow on the uptake, but I didn’t know what you were driving at with “Really.”
Steve57 (c4b0b3) — 11/23/2014 @ 10:02 pmRe; Obama saying Hillary has less mileage than him:
Obama comes up with arguments for ideas he doesn’t think of himself, and that’s why he falls flat on his face * so many times.
* Figuratively speaking, or, as Joe Biden would say, literally. Obama is not Gerald Ford.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/24/2014 @ 1:39 amIt’s like the old saw about picking random names from the phone book to run the country.
She literally has no applicable qualification, and a smelly dump truck load of disqualifiers.
Voting for Mrs. Clinton is like picking from random an unlisted number.
The last thing this country needs is another pocket dialed president.
papertiger (c2d6da) — 11/24/2014 @ 3:36 amAll lawyers, judges, college grads and anyone in a union should never be able to hold a job as a politician. Hard working lower middle class people
mg (31009b) — 11/24/2014 @ 3:52 amneed to start calling the shots.
coincidental i’m sure:
http://thefederalist.com/2014/11/24/20-ways-media-completely-misread-congress-weak-sauce-benghazi-report/
narciso (ee1f88) — 11/24/2014 @ 6:19 amI don’t get this entire post. Obama’s comments seem innocuous to me.
Georganne (e37667) — 11/24/2014 @ 6:42 amThey are innocuous – but they’re completely wrong!
He said it was all right for her to distance herself from him. The american people would want somebody new – without as much mileage as him.
Hillary Clinton is a fresh face?
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:15 amShe literally has no applicable qualification, and a smelly dump truck load of disqualifiers.
You’ll recall that there have been eight competitive Democratic presidential candidates in the last 15 years and two other men who were appended to the ticket as vice presidential nominees. The preparation of seven of these was as follows:
1 newspaper reporter
1 professional athlete
1 dilettante lawyer
2 common-and-garden lawyers
2 lawyers with a lucrative (but skeezy) practice
Of these seven, not one had ever held an executive position at the time they ran; three have since, of course, but watching Hildebeeste and Lurch in the Secretary of State’s chair has not been an edifying exercise, and about the President, nothing need be said. Of the other four, 1 or 2 were capable policy wonks, but one of these two has for more than twenty years manifested escalating moral corruption as he grew older.
Of the remaining three, Joseph Lieberman is notable for having practiced law for 15 years without his ethics being called into question and for having a position in the profession that it was something of a sacrifice to abandon for political office; he’d also superintended a public agency. You recall how salable he turned out to be with the Democratic Party’s committed electorate.
Which leaves us with Howard Dean and Wesley Clark as the cream Democrats. It’s amusing that Dr. Dean has thought it useful for career maintenance to play a raving buffoon. Yeeeeargh.
Art Deco (ee8de5) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:27 amNews alert
kishnevi (294553) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:30 amhttp://www.timesofisrael.com/us-defense-secretary-to-resign/
stop Hillary now
Colonel Haiku (2184e5) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:38 amas children frolic and play
with their ignorance
Chuck Hagel is resigning?
Then he really is like Harry S Truman’s 1949-50 Secretary of Defense, Louis A Johnson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_A._Johnson
Weekly Standard Jan 28, 2013, Vol. 18, No. 19 :
http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/anti-defense-secretary_696377.html
This means that President Obama is reversing his decision to cut the military and/or get out of Afghanistan – or does this mean he plans to attack Iran?
New York Times story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/25/us/hagel-said-to-be-stepping-down-as-defense-chief-under-pressure.html
Just like the Korean War was responsible for the resignation of Louis A Johnson.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:41 amold worn cracked leather
Colonel Haiku (2184e5) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:49 amMothballs musty liniment
meh gin and Ben-Gay
He’s setting up Elizabeth Warren. Catch a clue.
I’m having a vision. Eli(Walter Mondale)Warren manages to carry Massachusetts (barely), but still only scores 6 out of 10 electoral votes due to Mass new proportional voter act. The rest of the states votes (and 4 from Mass) going to Republican X.
papertiger (c2d6da) — 11/24/2014 @ 7:52 amThere couldn’t be more insincere person than Hillary Clinton. Everything she says has an ulterior motive. Sometimes, if you know the right information, you know what it is.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/24/2014 @ 8:43 am68. Washington D.C. too, doesn’t get carried by the Democrat?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington,_D.C._mayoral_election,_2014
Candidate Muriel Bowser David Catania Carol Schwartz
Party Democratic Independent Independent
Popular vote 80,824 52,890 10,616
Percentage 54.53% 35.68% 7.16%
The other two candidates were independents. There is no Republican Party, of course.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/24/2014 @ 8:47 amSammy you know that part about Taxachusetts proportional voter act? I totally made that up.
Have no idea if Mass has one of those new perverted ways to game the electoral college.
Repeal the 23rd amendment!!! < —- personal campaign slogan
papertiger (c2d6da) — 11/24/2014 @ 9:24 am71 re: Taxachusetts proportional voter act.
That was very strange to me and I didn’t comment on it, but I suppose you were imagining that Massachusetts would pass such a law (you did say you had a vision)
Only Maine (4) and Nebraska (5) have passed law dividing the Electoral vote. The idea of Massachusetts doing so was very unlikely).
The only split electoral vote in recent years not from faithless electors was Nebraska in 2008, which gave one electoral vote to Obama because of Omaha.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/24/2014 @ 9:52 amInstapundit is right, she smells like gin and Ben Gay.
Evi L. Bloggerlady (5a49c0) — 11/25/2014 @ 6:03 amImportant correction:
A reading of an article in yesterday’s New York Daily News, and a close reading of the transcript of the interview of President Obama on ‘This Week’ reveals that when Barack Obama was talking about a “new car smell” he was not talking about Hillary Clinton, but “other candidates” although he was actually not very clear about that because he was talking about two different things at the same time.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/11/full-interview-transcript-president-obama-on-this-week/
He thinks the american people probably wouldn’t want Hillary Clinton, so he’s not putting all his chips on her.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/25/2014 @ 6:29 amThe fresh start also may refer to other possible Democratic candidates for President
It was Stephanopolous who was focusing so much on Hillary Clinton.
Sammy Finkelman (8f1991) — 11/25/2014 @ 6:30 amdoes Hillary even know how to drive a car?
i bet she couldn’t even figure out how to start a prius
stupid smelly old lady
happyfeet (a037ad) — 11/25/2014 @ 6:32 am