KSM: Moonlighting As Hirsute Male Model
[post by Dana]
“The hair will not go away because you keep waiting!”-Slogan translation
A post-election humor break: A Turkish hair removal company claims it did not know that the picture they used in its ad was none other than 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed:
“We didn’t know that he was a terrorist. This image is in popular use in Turkish memes on the Internet” Mehmet Can Yildiz, a representative for Epila, told the newspaper. “The guy is quite hairy, so we thought his body was a good fit for our ad.”
Yildiz added that the company “didn’t want to imply anything political.”
“I repeat: We featured him for his hair, not terrorism,” he added.
–Dana
Hello.
Dana (8e74ce) — 11/6/2014 @ 9:08 pmI prefer this one, Dana… http://cheezburger.com/2847976960
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 11/6/2014 @ 9:20 pmWell, the guy was a bit fuzzy.
Brian Epps (2f898a) — 11/6/2014 @ 10:34 pmOh, they knew it was KSM, alright. When a Turk tells you something, it’s a safe bet the opposite is true. Kind of like the Clintons. And no Turk would authorize an ad campaign without three days of dickering over how much the model would be paid.
nk (dbc370) — 11/6/2014 @ 10:46 pmI see my brother Esau is still that hairy man.
max (4fdf98) — 11/7/2014 @ 1:37 amsee this is what happens when you don’t hire teh heroes we have to hire more heroes for the love of god
happyfeet (09ace0) — 11/7/2014 @ 5:58 amHe seems a better fit for a hair of the dog ad.
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Dan (00fc90) — 11/7/2014 @ 6:39 amDelightful! Thanks Dana!
Georganne (e37667) — 11/7/2014 @ 8:23 amShoot him and the cremate the body.
steveg (794291) — 11/7/2014 @ 8:32 amProblem solved.
As Jon Stewart said, “So the mastermind of 9/11 was … my super?”
Patricia (5fc097) — 11/7/2014 @ 8:49 am