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9/3/2014

Silly Debbie: Let’s Show Everyone We’re Afraid Of Scott Walker

Filed under: General — Dana @ 8:31 pm

[guest post by Dana]

Nobody self-humiliates more than the ninnies on the front lines of the War on Women. Offending women everywhere.

“Scott Walker has given women the back of his hand,” said Wasserman Schultz, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. “I know that is stark. I know that is direct, but that is reality.”

“What Republican tea party extremists like Scott Walker are doing is they are grabbing us by the hair and pulling us back,” she added. “It is not going to happen on our watch.”

Stop shaming the gender!

–Dana

Update: In a fun little bit of irony, I found this:

In a fundraising email to her ‘peeps,’ Wasserman Schultz says that Republicans impeachment strategy “is the height of crass” and “partisan cynicism.”

Wasserman Schultz adds that the GOP knows that Obama “hasn’t committed high crimes and misdemeanors,” and this is just a ploy by them to “distract voters from their radical agenda.”

141 Responses to “Silly Debbie: Let’s Show Everyone We’re Afraid Of Scott Walker”

  1. Speaking of Walker, did you see this:
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/09/exposed-how-prosecutors-targeted-scott-walker-and-conservatives/

    And I left a note to you, Dana, on last night’s thread.

    MD in Philly (f9371b)

  2. The thing to do with Debbie Poodleman Shultz is to give her all the leash she yelps for, as she has a tendency to hang herself.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  3. she’s obviously been spending too much time at Brazzers.com, but then again, with her looks & personality, it’s likely the only sex life she has.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  4. PS: do NOT go to Brazzers.com unless you really want hardcore (and i do mean HARDCORE) pron of the basest source.

    which is why it *isn’t* a link in either poast

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  5. The sad thing is this type of nonsense works with a segment of the low info woman voter. As for DWS, will somebody remind her that Radical Islam will gladly show her what a real War On Women looks like.

    Funeral Guy (afbf7b)

  6. At least Todd Akin made sense.

    Kevin M (b357ee)

  7. They are right to fear him. So are the GOP contenders. He’s everything Chris Christie pretends to be when it comes to standing up to special interests. He’s got the political skills and the executive experience.

    Dustin (7f67e8)

  8. The gender warriors get mad if you call a woman by an epithet that is traditionally reserved for females, and they also complain if you use one that is often targeted to effeminate men. So, in the interests of total gender equality, I am going to use a term for DWS that is traditionally used to describe men like Hairy Reed, just to show that I am a very progressive and open-minded moden guy:

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz is an asshole.

    JVW (638245)

  9. 7. Walker would be a temptation, but Cruz is more likely, FWIW.

    gary gulrud (46ca75)

  10. My recollection is that Debbie told the troops not to worry and promised that Dems nationwide would be running on the wonderfulness of Obamacare in 2014. Looks like their plan B strategy was not very well thought out.

    elissa (ac7cec)

  11. too bad her mom didn’t have access to Plan B…

    8-)

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  12. I pity the poor bastard that married her.

    mg (31009b)

  13. She accused him of back handing women based on what? Imagine if she were a Rep, how the media would react to such idiocy.

    JD (dc108d)

  14. She is a woman, so there’s only so much sense you can expect from her. She is more likely to fool men, some men (maybe better say “males”), than other women. They know their own breed.

    nk (dbc370)

  15. One of the problems in our current political system—and it has happened before of course, but I think social media makes worse—is the “echo chamber effect.”

    If you only talk to people like yourself, your disdain for others with whom you disagree increases. Exponentially. You don’t see the Others as as intelligent and well-meaning people, then you don’t see them as good, and eventually you see them as not just wrong, but Evil.

    And Evil people get what they deserve.

    Add to this the narcissism that is prevalent in our culture, and the cycle is more swift and severe.

    “If I am a Good person, then people who disagree with me must be Bad. The only reason for disagreeing with me is venal, petty, and mean-spirited…and Evil.”

    The name calling, pettiness, and dishonesty loses its label of “incivility,” and increases like a positive feedback loop.

    The result will be people like DWS.

    Heck, who knows what she believes anymore? Right now, she is like a VW microbus covered with political bumper stickers.

    Simon Jester (d57fb0)

  16. Thank goodness for Happyfeet – this place will never be an echo chamber. But more of a place to bang your head against a wall.

    so be sure to buy Happyfeet brand cement. It’s harder than truth.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  17. In the interest of Market fairness:

    Try new Steve57 steak sauce! It brings out the flavor inside the meatiest arguments. Apply conservatively.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  18. reaaal conservatively…. :)

    EPWJ (598909)

  19. “They are grabbing us by the hair and pulling us back”

    This strawman’s premise is that women are out in front in which case isn’t this what Civil Rights is all about?

    Just saying that her underlying mental illness is the belief women would be “out in front” if not for awful men being savages.

    MALEisogyny is alive and well hiding behind a smile and 5 inch pumps.

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  20. One thing about Democrats; they will show you who they’re afraid of.

    Debbie made these statements in MIAMI. Not Milwaukee or Madison but in

    Miami.

    So what does that tell you? They are afraid of Scott Walker generating
    National popularity thru his success against the unions as a Governor.

    And also his winning on so many fronts their consequent attack on his
    Governorship and his supporters.

    They’re afraid of this man for a good reason; He fights.

    jakee308 (ba1e65)

  21. And wins.

    jakee308 (ba1e65)

  22. Yes, I think the main quality any serious GOP candidate needs is the ability to withstand lies, lawfare, and being able to swim against the tide (and a family that can tolerate it as well).
    Walker seems to have about the biggest credentials in those areas at the moment.

    MD in Philly (f9371b)

  23. Well there may be one advantage to Sharia law. They’d put jerks like Debbie in a burkha and shut her up–one way or another. It would almost–but not quite–be worth.

    Seriously speaking Debbie was designated by Pelosi to be a demented Democrat attack dog; once she was programmed, nobody could find the “off” switch on her.

    Skeptical Voter (12e67d)

  24. The misogynistic comments here do much to dispel her concerns. Idiots.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  25. carlitos – Right, if Debbie were a reporter, by your standards we could both agree that her publication was not credible. ;)

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  26. her wiry blonde fur
    She’s American Standard
    put that doggie down!

    Colonel Haiku (fabd28)

  27. I think mocking a delusional leftist is exactly the same as domestic abuse.

    JD (dc108d)

  28. yes, JD, like laughing at a blind man.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  29. Meanwhile, The Senate makes fun of women’s weight and no names are named.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  30. Criticizing the GOP is like setting off an atom bomb in downtown Boston.

    Hey, if her and Alan Grayson can do it…

    CrustyB (69f730)

  31. 30. felipe (b5e0f4) — 9/4/2014 @ 9:54 am

    Meanwhile, The Senate makes fun of women’s weight and no names are named

    Well, you know, Kirsten Gillibrand might be making some, or a lot of that, up. (some of the statements might mke sense coming from Harry Reid, though)

    Sammy Finkelman (fb61e5)

  32. I wonder if she is reticent to name names because od the “D” thing?

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  33. S.M @redsteeze
    Follow

    Scott Walker is literally beating up women now. @DWStweets

    What is it with Dems and their misuse of “literally?”

    Gazzer (26a83c)

  34. What is it with everyone and their misuse of “literally?”

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  35. Don’t forget Fingers Filner.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  36. The misogynistic comments here do much to dispel her concerns. Idiots.

    I agree with you, carlitos

    Pious Agnostic (7eb3b0)

  37. “Dispel” I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Gazzer (26a83c)

  38. Carlitos has good for any man who literally wants to get into a woman’s pants. I emphasize, literally.

    nk (dbc370)

  39. good *advice*

    nk (dbc370)

  40. Yeah, I’m totally down with mocking lying liars without bringing up gender. That is, unless it is germain – and I don’t mean Jackson.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  41. Supercalimisogynistic !!!

    Colonel Haiku (fabd28)

  42. Germane.

    As for literally fitting into a woman’s pants, in college I could squeeze into a 6.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  43. I had to pronounce that pho-net-ick-uh-lee, colonel.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  44. What, a guy can’t make a pun around here?

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  45. Carlitos, you could have worked at Hooters, like Dale dribble.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  46. Wasserman-Schultz is a German name.

    nk (dbc370)

  47. What, a guy can’t make a pun around here?

    felipe (b5e0f4) — 9/4/2014 @ 10:52 am

    If you made a pun, that’s news to me. Did you mean Jermaine Jackson?

    mrs. carlito worked at hooters during the recession of ’91.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  48. “Republicans are trying to take away your access to contraception” Paraphrasing Debbie

    Whatever happened to the relationship between Democrats and truth, truthiness, white lies, either in reality, figuratively, literally, metaphorically, in a dream state, in a coma, or otherwise?

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  49. It could be punny. Maybe if we let it germinate?

    nk (dbc370)

  50. No, Carlitos, I wanted the “g” in there. Why? Because it is funny. I see the depth (I’ll accept shallowness) of the pun was lost on you.

    “Every party need a pooper, that’s why we invited you”!

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  51. See? nk “gets it”.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  52. ” the recession of ’91″.

    I don’t know why, but that makes me feell very old – prolly because I remember it like it was yesterday. But I’ll allow that maybe I forgot how to make a “proper” pun.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  53. If you want to feel old, ponder this:

    Reagan Cheese.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  54. Thanks. I just had a germ of an idea, that’s all.

    nk (dbc370)

  55. LOL.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  56. “What Republican tea party extremists like Scott Walker are doing is they are grabbing us by the hair and pulling us back,”

    I think that was a scene in “Debbie Duz Dishes”. That’s old.

    nk (dbc370)

  57. I’m afraid that with poor Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz the movie would be only “Debbie Duz Debbie”.

    nk (dbc370)

  58. you know? I have never seen “Debbie does Dallas”! My older brother has, though.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  59. I haven’t either. “Debbie Duz Dishes” is a real movie, though. With Nina Hartley.

    nk (dbc370)

  60. Wow, I learned something new! Thank you.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  61. Is Carlitos joto or just sarcastic?

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  62. It’s said of child abuse that words can sting more than blows.

    The fact that Wasserman Schultz is an abuser can be heard from coast to coast.

    Amphipolis (d3e04f)

  63. No soy joto.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  64. Amphipolis – It’s that new tone of hers she adopted calling for civility in the public sphere while simultaneously blaming the Tea Party for the Gabby Giffords shooting.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  65. That was a mean thing to say Rodney. Please don’t do that.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  66. carlitos – I dislike Debbie Wasserman Schultz because Obama is black, or something, not because she is certifiably insane and lies constantly.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  67. ==The misogynistic comments here do much to dispel her concerns. Idiots.==

    Carlitos, you goof, DWS is NOT a woman you should feel the need to go all chivalrous and protective about. With only minor exceptions she’s getting splattered here not because she’s a woman, or because people hate women, but because she’s an idiot who deserves absolutely everything she’s getting. She is not entitled to any special pass because she happens to be a female. It’s not a War on Women here–it’s a war on Debbie Wasserman- Schultz. She’s contemptible and has proven to be a baldfaced liar time and time again. I am righteously pissed off and embarrassed that she consistently sets back the image of women as rational beings. As a society I think we should be able to comfortably criticize the head of the DNC even though she is a woman–especially when she’s the one who played the ridiculous gender card in the first place.

    I do believe you’ve hit a hot button of mine. :)

    elissa (fb33a1)

  68. Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  69. R.I.P. Joan Rivers

    Icy (20eafe)

  70. Oh, no. God rest her soul.

    felipe (b5e0f4)

  71. Deb lives in one of the most affluent suburbs in South florida, she rubs elbows with the 1 %; more than we wash our hands

    narciso (bcc59c)

  72. #64 Pues no te portes como uno.

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  73. ==The misogynistic comments here do much to dispel her concerns. Idiots.==

    Carlitos, you goof, DWS is NOT a woman you should feel the need to go all chivalrous and protective about. With only minor exceptions she’s getting splattered here not because she’s a woman, or because people hate women, but because she’s an idiot who deserves absolutely everything she’s getting. She is not entitled to any special pass because she happens to be a female. It’s not a War on Women here–it’s a war on Debbie Wasserman- Schultz. She’s contemptible and has proven to be a baldfaced liar time and time again. I am righteously pissed off and embarrassed that she consistently sets back the image of women as rational beings. As a society I think we should be able to comfortably criticize the head of the DNC even though she is a woman–especially when she’s the one who played the ridiculous gender card in the first place.

    I do believe you’ve hit a hot button of mine. :)

    elissa (fb33a1) — 9/4/2014 @ 12:08 pm

    Not really:

    she’s obviously been spending too much time at Brazzers.com, but then again, with her looks & personality, it’s likely the only sex life she has.

    redc1c4 (abd49e) — 9/3/2014 @ 9:23 pm

    I pity the poor bastard that married her.

    mg (31009b) — 9/4/2014 @ 1:17 am

    She is a woman, so there’s only so much sense you can expect from her. She is more likely to fool men, some men (maybe better say “males”), than other women. They know their own breed.

    nk (dbc370) — 9/4/2014 @ 5:43 am

    Not to mention, the execrable:

    too bad her mom didn’t have access to Plan B…

    8-)

    redc1c4 (abd49e) — 9/3/2014 @ 11:55 pm

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  74. Now she can go apologize to Edgar for putting him into an early grave.

    Poor schlub.

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  75. #67 That.

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  76. They go in threes … who is next!!!!

    Williams
    Rivers
    ????

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  77. Women are not all the same!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Each one is worse than the other.

    Anonymous Husband and Father of 3 at my Barbecue

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  78. He’ll be here all week, folks!

    But he’ll scurry away when you turn the light on.

    Icy (20eafe)

  79. Carlitos obviously this is a hot button of yours. One of many lately, it seems. Fine. They’re your buttons. I’ve never actually met a single person from this commenter community but I can pretty much tell when most of them are yanking chains, oozing harmless snark, and being purposely provocative. I am surprised you can’t seem to. I see one comment on your list recapping the DWS thread that I do consider over the line.

    Do you also get your undies in a bunch when daley tells Dana to be a dear and make him a sammich?

    elissa (fb33a1)

  80. Elissa – be a sweetie, and fetch me a sammich. Kthxby

    JD (dc108d)

  81. ==They go in threes … who is next!!!!==

    Hopefully this round is over. You forgot Lauren Bacall.

    elissa (fb33a1)

  82. Righto, JD.

    elissa (fb33a1)

  83. No soy joto.

    just a pendejo.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  84. I just donated to Walker’s campaign in honor of DWS’s vileness.

    JVW (638245)

  85. PS for the flojo: not meeting your standards is something i consider to be a badge of honor.

    it means either you didn’t understand, or it damaged one of your many delusions.

    either way, it’s a good thing in my book. there are people here who’s opinons and respect i value, but you aren’t one of them. HTH. HAND. GFYS.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  86. #85: Resident Evil bought me two of the limited edition Rick Perry indictment t-shirts this week. confusion to our enemies!

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  87. 77. I guess her daughter “pulled the plug” on advice of medical personnel. They’e not saying, exactly. But she was supposed to be rbought out of her coma in Tuesday. Did they drop her body temperatre to prevent brain damage?

    Joan Rivers spoke the night before saying she could die at any minute.

    Not so, really.

    It took an anenesthesiologist to end her life.

    I read it’s not recommended they do such minor procedures on someone her age (81) because it is so much easier to get into trouble.

    Open heart surgery would probably have been successful.

    Sammy Finkelman (fb61e5)

  88. #82 — I meant comedians but I can see your POV.

    Rodney King's Spirit (8b9b5a)

  89. Debbie Wasserman Schultz probably has to know she’s speaking nonsense, even though these are almost certainly not her lines.

    Sammy Finkelman (fb61e5)

  90. 77. Rodney Kings Spirit-
    mohamhead jimmy carter

    mg (31009b)

  91. Debbie Wasserman Schultz probably has to know she’s speaking nonsense. . .

    Oh, she knows Sammy, she knows. From the article that Dana linked:

    “Scott Walker has given women the back of his hand,” said Wasserman Schultz, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. “I know that is stark. I know that is direct, but that is reality.”

    And the very next day she tried to walk it back, so obviously the backlash has unnerved her. The article has been updated:

    Wasserman Schultz admitted on Thursday that she had made a mistake.

    “I shouldn’t have used the words I used,” said Wasserman Schultz in a statement. “But that shouldn’t detract from the broader point that I was making that Scott Walker’s policies have been bad for Wisconsin women, whether it’s mandating ultrasounds, repealing an equal pay law, or rejecting federal funding for preventative health care, blah, blah, blah, blah. . .

    The GOP definitely needs more Debbie Wasserman Schultz out on the campaign hustings.

    JVW (638245)

  92. ==Debbie Wasserman Schultz probably has to know she’s speaking nonsense, even though these are almost certainly not her lines.==

    You are probably right, Sammy. She may know it’s nonsense. That riff on Walker sounded like the talking points of a junior juiceboxer. But Mrs. Wasserman Schultz is the chairman of the DNC and could (and should ) have said, “hell no, mofos, that’s ridiculous. I’m not going to say that in public.” But instead she rehearsed the lines and perfected her timing and then she *did* say those words in public. Now the words are all hers, for all time.

    elissa (90fd33)

  93. 74. Hot Button Carlititos has plainly all in with male menopause, sympathetic PMS to the max.

    gary gulrud (46ca75)

  94. Other than nk, I definitely missed who was doing comedy, so maybe that’s my bad. Also bad delivery on their parts.

    If I missed the sammich jokes, it’s because I’m of the turkey pot pie generation. :)

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  95. and apparently heavy on the pot, which would explain the brain damage and silly politics.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  96. Some of y’all are ridiculously harsh towards carlitos. Even if he is unduly harsh on others sometimes for not worshiping at the same altars he does 😉

    JD (dc108d)

  97. Heard on the radio today that wasserschlitz should take the isis challenge.

    mg (31009b)

  98. I just saw “Apaloosa”. Very good movie. I had avoided it because it was based on a Robert B. Parker book — the guy who feminized the ’30s private-eye. But it’s nothing like that. It’s a solid old-fashioned, manly Western. Brief glimpse of a lady’s behind, a couple of f-bombs, no more gore than strictly necessary. I’d let my daughter watch it. Maybe Ed Harris did some heavy editing? Or did Parker butch up for once? Has anybody read the book? Is it as beardless as the Spenser stories?

    nk (dbc370)

  99. The Isis challenge? Is that where you dump a bucket of heads on your head?

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  100. bucket of sharp knives

    mg (31009b)

  101. It’s all good. I find Carlitos’ self imposed Church lady gig on the blog mostly amusing when he seems so focused on some “bad” behaviors, (his first comment on the thread) but utterly oblivious to certain other behaviors (such as DWS on Walker) as well as his own self confessed blindspots (such as deciding out of hand whether information is worth considering or not based on where it’s printed.) He’s a big boy. He can handle the pressure, I think.

    elissa (6530ea)

  102. I was late to the Spenser novels, as I only found them due to Mrs. carlito’s media habits. I didn’t mind them. Cheesy detective noir, easy page turners.

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  103. Poodleman Shultz has to walk that puppy back… http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/debbie-wasserman-schultz-scott-walker-110600.html

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  104. Cheesy detective noir, easy page turners.

    Pretty much, yes. Nowhere near the depth of Hammett or Chandler, or even Norbert Davis or Paul Cain.
    “Apaloosa” is kind of a variant of “Warlock” from that perspective too.

    nk (dbc370)

  105. 1. Williams
    2. Rivers
    3. Muhammad Al-’Ar’ir, the Hamas bumble bee who taught Palestinian toddlers how to hate and kill Jews… dead of a suicide honey attack…(ed.note: actually died in a bombing of the TV studio, but hearing about it was like honey in my ears…)

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  106. “Spenser”- did that have a connection to the TV series “Spenser for Hire”?
    I had a friend who looked like “Hawk”.

    Good thing he was a friend…;-)

    MD in Philly (f9371b)

  107. Yes, MD, and also the Jesse Stone stories with Tom Selleck. Spenser was, of course, a bow to Chandler’s Marlowe (nudge, nudge, both Elizabethan poets) but he was no Marlowe.

    nk (dbc370)

  108. I don’t know exactly why she would ever walk anything back. The few times I have had the misfortune of seeing/hearing her on TV, I thought everything she had to say had about the same connection to truth and reality as her comments about Walker.
    I thought it was good she wasn’t Pinocchio, or someone could have been hurt.

    MD in Philly (f9371b)

  109. A little bit of irony added to the posat.

    Dana (4dbf62)

  110. You think the world’s not going all crazy? Churches are killing people now for heaven’s sake. Or I suppose it could be the building inspector.

    http://voices.suntimes.com/news/breaking-news/brick-falling-from-church-kills-woman-on-near-south-side/

    elissa (6530ea)

  111. face could stop a clock
    yeah and the Poodleman Wind
    couldn’t change a thing

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  112. teh tastiest kibble in almost fo’teen years could nevah… NEVAH change her mind, yeah.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  113. too bad… my misogynist ways, gave me away again!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  114. You’re We’re not alone, Haiku!

    ANOTHER FEMINIST NARRATIVE COLLAPSES IN THE FACE OF THE FACTS: Men Are Harassed More Than Women Online. Women just complain about it more. But, then, they complain about everything more.
    15
    Posted at 1:12 pm by Glenn Reynolds

    nk (dbc370)

  115. @ nk,

    She is a woman, so there’s only so much sense you can expect from her.

    Care to explain?

    Dana (4dbf62)

  116. She aches, just like a woman….

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  117. It was an unabashed male chauvinist slur of the female species, Dana.

    nk (dbc370)

  118. Stop slurring us, nk, you know we have the power over you.

    Dana (4dbf62)

  119. The nobility of soldiers is obedience; the nobility of slaves is defiance.

    nk (dbc370)

  120. Well, as long as you know your place.

    Dana (4dbf62)

  121. Lil’ Debbie comes by her talents naturally:

    http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/09/nut-doesnt-fall-far-from-tree-wasserman.html

    gary gulrud (46ca75)

  122. 121.Well, as long as you know your place.
    Dana (4dbf62) — 9/4/2014 @ 6:52 pm

    Ouch! She hit you so hard that I felt it.

    felipe (40f0f0)

  123. 123. I can’t look!

    gary gulrud (46ca75)

  124. Women have ruled men since Eve seduced Adam into disobeying God, felipe. It’s pointless to deny it; it’s just whistling past the graveyard.

    nk (dbc370)

  125. “Stop shaming the gender!”

    Dana – Off to reeducation camp you go!

    Gender is just a social construct invented by the heteronormative patriarchal industrial society to oppress women.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  126. The truth does hurt.

    felipe (40f0f0)

  127. she barks… just like a poodle
    she breaks wind just like a poodle
    oh and she fakes… just like a poodle
    but she quakes, like a little Dem

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  128. Sharks are smarter than we men are when it comes to tangling with them, is my opinion, Haiku.

    nk (dbc370)

  129. Back in the Demotard primary in Wisconsin, for the pleasure of being DRUBBED by the Honorable Scott Walker..(a personal friend of mine), the Dane County (MADISON) County executive Kathleen Falktard, ran a commercial against Scott Walker. The dimbulb Lib, was running against Tom Barrett in a primary. Anyway, the radio commercial had OMINOUS DARK MUSIC and a BARITONE announcer that proclaimed….”SCOTT WALKER HAS UNLEASHED A WAR ON WYMYN”. I’ve said HERE and elsewhere for 7 years now, that The libtards have gone THE FULL COMMIE. They have CEASED to even PRETEND to be reasonable, objective, rational, or normal. The LIBTARD PARTY is a party of HATE and obsessive need to CONTROL. Scott Walker has unleashed NOTHING. The LIBTARD LEFT is just the party of GOEBBLES NOW.
    LIE, LIE AND KEEP ON LYING BIG!!!

    Gus (70b624)

  130. a man is not complete until he is married: then, he’s finished.

    married men don’t live longer than single men, it just seems that way.

    why do husbands die before their wives? because they can.

    why do women close their eyes when they’re having sex with their male partner? they can’t stand to see him happy and enjoying himself.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  131. The truth does hurt.

    too bad stupidity doesn’t.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  132. she barks… just like a poodle
    she breaks wind just like a poodle
    oh and she fakes… just like a poodle
    but she quakes, like a little Dem

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 9/4/2014 @ 9:00 pm

    :)

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  133. With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls…

    carlitos (c24ed5)

  134. Down in Florida Where the alligators grow so mean
    There lived a girl that I swear to the world Made the alligators look tame

    Polk salad Debbie polk salad Debbie
    Everybody said it was a shame
    Cause her mama was working on the chain-gang
    (a mean, vicious woman)

    Everyday ‘fore supper time She’d go down by the truck patch
    And pick her a mess o’ Polk salad And carry it home in a tote sack

    Polk salad Debbie ‘Gators got you granny
    Everybody said it was a shame
    ‘Cause her mama was aworkin’ on the chain-gang
    (a wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin’ woman)

    With apologies to Tony Joe White

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  135. How many cats does Debbie own?

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  136. Once you told a lie about a guy
    then you told ‘em all the time in your prime, didn’t you ?
    People’d laugh, say “You made a gaffe, too clever by half”
    You thought they were all kiddin’ you
    You used to comb that hair
    then you sat in that beauty shop chair
    and you asked for “the works, whole kit ‘n caboodle”
    ya found yer look: the Standard Poodle
    now it’s always kibble for your next meal.

    How does it feel
    How does it feel
    To be without a bone
    Like a complete unknown
    with no detectable pulse
    like Debbie Poodleman Schultz

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  137. how many cats, daley? this many… http://twitter.com/p_w_sterne/status/503257737799532544/photo/1

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  138. I think we laugh at stuff like this at our own peril. The Dems have shown they know how to push the right buttons to motivate the low info voters.

    Gerald A (d65c67)


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