Patterico's Pontifications

8/8/2014

Friday Amusement

Filed under: General — Dana @ 5:03 pm

[guest post by Dana]

This happened a week ago, but it made me laugh…before repeatedly hitting my head against the wall. Will this woman never retire?

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) says the United States must look to Qatar, an ally of the terrorist group Hamas, for advice in resolving the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.

“And we have to confer with the Qataris, who have told me over and over again that Hamas is a humanitarian organization,” she told CNN’s “State of the Union” with Candy Crowley.

–Dana

29 Responses to “Friday Amusement”

  1. If Nancy Pelosi were a dog, she’d be put down as an act of mercy.

    Steve57 (ba12a7)

  2. Pelosi was drunk again.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  3. she’s a special kind of stupid, even for the Bay Area part of #Failifornia…

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  4. Greetings:

    It’s always nice hearing from the First Female exSpeaker of the House of Representatives of the United States Congress.

    And wasn’t it exSpeaker Pelosi who first said, “You can take my House seat when you pry it from my cold, dead ass.” ???

    11B40 (844d04)

  5. pelosi crowley
    ms. fathead and ms. fat ass
    Dumberer and Dumb

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  6. nanski and candy
    fatcat and fatter dog
    I don’t want candy

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  7. God I love watching fatfu*k Bob Beckel get so upset his mouth starts twitching! #YouGoJesseWatters!!!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  8. What makes this so amazing is that she managed to say it with a straight face.

    creeper (545a20)

  9. a “straight face”? She’s had so many face lifts and eye lifts that there are no other possibilities!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  10. Well Nancy knows better than most that what you’re told trumps the truth.

    DejectedHead (936516)

  11. Only a mutt would marry that female dog.

    mg (31009b)

  12. I’m surprised that Candy Crowley didn’t correct her.

    Kevin M (b357ee)

  13. 8. What makes this so amazing is that she managed to say it with a straight face.
    creeper (545a20) — 8/8/2014 @ 6:34 pm

    It’s the Botox.

    Steve57 (ba12a7)

  14. Here’s to hoping she loses re-election this year.

    DejectedHead (936516)

  15. The fact that she is still taken seriously by so many people speaks poorly of our situation.

    It’s like saying, “Mussolini tells me that Hitler is actually leading Germany with the best interests of European Jews at heart”.

    MD in Philly (f9371b)

  16. “And we have to confer with the Qataris, who have told me over and over again when they weren’t laughing too hard that Hamas is a humanitarian organization no, really, that’s a rectal thermometer,” she told CNN’s “State of the Union” with Candy Crowley.

    Steve57 (ba12a7)

  17. A few millenia hence, Pelosi’s tenure in the House under HteWon will be conflated with Caligula’s appointment of a horse to the Senate. The significant difference will be that Pelosi actually proved that she was a horse’s posterior with her leadership. Caligula’s horse has no known legislative accomplishments, and might have been just one of a number of mediocrities.

    bobathome (5ccbd8)

  18. I haven’t seen/heard the video, so I don’t know what to think. But I read somewhere that Pelosi admitted, when pressed, that she considered Hamas a terrorist group. Is that correct?

    Also, I’m wondering if “we have to confer with” means “we have to believe” or if it means something else…

    Ibidem (a598c4)

  19. “Hamas is a humanitarian organization.”

    Sort of like the Gestapo was similar to the Rotary Club.

    navyvet (ec562e)

  20. I don’t understand your problem navyvet, it is perfectly true if you start with the right premises.

    premise one: Jews are not human beings …

    max (4fdf98)

  21. And wasn’t it exSpeaker Pelosi who first said, “You can take my House seat when you pry it from my cold, dead ass.” ???

    11B40 (844d04) — 8/8/2014 @ 5:32 pm

    “Hey!! We’re going to need a bigger crowbar over here!”

    Bill H (f9e4cd)

  22. Mildly OT: Everytime I see that pseudo-Simpsons pic of Patterico, the thing that goes through my mind is “Patterico- now with 100% more jaundice!!”

    Bill H (f9e4cd)

  23. 18. …Also, I’m wondering if “we have to confer with” means “we have to believe” or if it means something else…
    Ibidem (a598c4) — 8/8/2014 @ 8:05 pm

    Please note how I manfully decline to continue with the juvenile locker room humor.

    Steve57 (ba12a7)

  24. Which I started.

    Steve57 (ba12a7)

  25. If this were 1940, Pelosi would cite Mussolini’s assurance that “the SS is a human rights organization. After all, he is an ally of the National Socialists that we had to get advice from.”

    David (6f3506)

  26. Greetings:

    Okay, okay, if you’re going to insist, here’s another one.

    Say what you will about Candy Crowley, but she sure fills up a TV screen.

    11B40 (844d04)

  27. that’s cause she’s bloated with self-righteous propaganda whore fury

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  28. Pelosi’s an idiot, but in this instance you’re quoting her out of context and thus distorting her meaning. Idiot though she is, she did not claim that Hamas is a humanitarian organization, or that she puts any faith at all in the Qataris’ assurance that it is. She’s saying the exact opposite: that we have to hold the Qataris responsible for their bizarre claim.

    Milhouse (9d71c3)

  29. I think we give a certain gravitas when a woman says something about a conversation she had, because woman like to talk and are so good at it. But I think some details should have been added about her conversation with the Qataris so that the report goes something like this: “…who have told me over and over again over tea and scones at that cute place at the corner, you know, the one where Marvin proposed to me, yeh, that one, they have the nicest curtains in the window and I asked the manager where he got them and and she said Bed, Bath, and Beyond and when I went there they were out but I got some different ones that I like just as much, and oh, those sweets in the display case are just to die for but Marvin likes me a little thinner so I have to say no to the sweets but a tiny little yes to the scones because, ya’know, you have to treat yourself now and then, that Hamas is a humanitarian organization.”

    Denver Todd (797e95)


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