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You Cannot Make This Up

Filed under: General — JD @ 5:14 pm

[guest post by JD]

Some things cannot be un-read. Andrew MilkyManGlutes Sullivan writing about his ample foreskin, and his longing for furry back hair, would fall in that category.

TRIGGER WARNING !!! I don’t know what trigger specifically, but there has to be at least 5 in the prior paragraph.

In other news, HHS has “lost” documents that were subject to a subpoena for the last 10 months. It seems that since the MFM ran cover for them when they destroyed evidence in the IRS investigation, why not keep on doing it?


20 Responses to “You Cannot Make This Up”

  1. CIRCUMCISION-ists !!!!

    JD (4471c4)

  2. whiskey tango foxtrot!!!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  3. The most transparent administration ever!

    felipe (40f0f0)

  4. “trigger”. Idunno, JD. sounds racist.

    Anyway, why only 4 comments? Bloody favoritism, I say!

    felipe (40f0f0)

  5. Felipe – there is no rhyme or reason to what posts generate comments. Though I have to admit that I expected this comment thread to be hysterical.

    JD (4471c4)

  6. Furry back hair… “Russian men. Strong like bear” shaved necks down to gold chains.
    Well, to each his own I guess. Do what you like, just don’t do it at my house…

    Hilarity would ensue if said ample foreskin was to get zipped in some skinny legged jeans and firefighters and EMT’s had to use tweezers and eye bleach to free it.

    When I was a kid there was a day camp for kids about a mile away across orchards and fields… one day I was plotting some weird revenge fantasy involving fire and poop and rock throwing when I hear this gawdawful screeching… I hear a camp counselors voice: “Andrew what’s wrong?’ Andrew yells in desperation: “I zipped my weenie…”
    Every time I’d walk by there all summer I’d yell “I zipped my weenie…waaah…”
    it was real funny until I made the same mistake and had to count: 1,2,3 go aaaaarghhh!

    steveg (794291)

  7. Well, now we are getting somewhere!

    felipe (40f0f0)

  8. Trigger Warning: SMEGMA!

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  9. JD – I believe the exact phrase from Sullivan’s personal ad was Raw Muscl Glutes

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  10. This whole thread has been an assault on my inner child.

    In episode 16 of the TV show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine titled “If Wishes Were Horses”, Miles O’Brien reads his daughter the story of Rumpelstiltskin at bedtime and then leaves her room. She comes out shortly afterward to inform her father that Rumpelstiltskin is in the room with her. O’Brien assumes that it is just her imagination and goes into the room with her only to discover that Andrew Sullivan is indeed in her room.
    And he’s naked.

    papertiger (c2d6da)

  11. My eyes are still hanging in there, in part because I eschew rosebud AS and anything connected with it.

    gary gulrud (1e7047)

  12. It started back when Congress subpoenaed Fast-n-Furious documents and the courts finally tired of Eric Holder’s various attempts to withhold evidence of White House involvement in the Administration’s Mexican gun scam that Obama was left with only 2 options: turn over the emails and documents and be reveal complicity; or continue the stonewalling and claim Executive Privilege. Obama went with option 2 and when both Congress and the Watchdogs of Democracy rolled over the dye was cast.

    Since then, the Administration has repeated variations on the same theme every time their crimes come to light. They deny, lie, and finally stonewall. And, they keep getting away with it. Benghazi is the outstanding example, Americans under attack by Islamic terrorists abandoned and left to die by the Administration complete with crocodile tears for the grieving parents and threats of retaliation for any survivors who might be tempted to tell the truth. If they can get away with such blatant deceptions there’s every reason to expect current investigations to come up empty.

    ropelight (364d50)

  13. fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  14. got my halloween outfit picked out

    pdbuttons (944767)

  15. mr. buttons! how are you

    i hope you’re having a fantastic summer wherever it is this season finds you

    i’m a terrible person i need to get into my email account and email you an email message – i took this whole summer off and all my email accounts are swamped

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  16. I can see Andrew Sullivan screaming damn you Ronald Reagan every time he has to sit down to pee.

    jt (34dd95)

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