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4/15/2014

VP Joe Biden Gives Rousing Speech in Boston

Filed under: General — JD @ 3:46 pm

[guest post by JD]

He is just so smart. We are so lucky to have people like him in charge.

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VP Biden: “my god, u have survived & u have soared. it was worth, it was worth it. i mean this sincerely, just to hear each of u speak.”

—JD

20 Responses to “VP Joe Biden Gives Rousing Speech in Boston”

  1. Conservatives are soooook dum

    JD (3845bd)

  2. This brain-dead Joe Biden person is the greatest life insurance policy that Barack Obama could ever dream of.

    Elephant Stone (8a7f08)

  3. Dear Media,

    If I had said what Crazy Uncle Joe just said, you would have made it front page headlines…like everyday for a month.
    Or something.

    Signed,

    Dan Quayle

    Elephant Stone (8a7f08)

  4. but Dan Quayle is an idiot…

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  5. bad as he is, i’d still take Sloe Joe over Bam-Bam the petulant failure any day of the week.

    redc1c4 (abd49e)

  6. “Stand up, Boston victims… let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though!”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  7. You can’t work at a 7/Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have an Indian accent. Or whatever.

    Elephant Stone (8a7f08)

  8. 48 hours after his death, Biden is donating his brain to science. The special time increment was required because flatlining, or cessation of all brain activity, would not work in his case.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  9. Remember it was Slow Joe’s “gravitas” which made him uniquely qualified to be Veep.

    highpockets (d91456)

  10. Dear Vice President Joseph Biden,

    I wish I could honestly say “it has been worth it” just to hear you speak.
    But I can’t say that. At least not honestly.

    Please go occupy a rocking chair on a front porch.

    Thank you.

    Sincerely,

    Elephant Stone

    Elephant Stone (8a7f08)

  11. Nobody says it like vice president dumb ass.

    mg (31009b)

  12. The dumbest Vice President in history matches the most incompetent President in history.

    SPQR (768505)

  13. Imagine if a conservative had said that. Then turn on the news and compare the reactions.

    JD (3845bd)

  14. It’s like inviting Putin to take the eastern Ukraine.

    Steve57 (078ed2)

  15. Hell, it’s like inviting him to take Poland.

    Steve57 (078ed2)

  16. …but if Putin’s cattle were to graze on federal land, there would be some guns and tanks to shut that sh*t down !

    Elephant Stone (8a7f08)

  17. Speaking of the lost, here’s Bloomberg:

    “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

    I’m hoping central MN is out of range of the fire and brimstone, floods, and plagues, but prolly not.

    gary gulrud (e2cef3)

  18. Halliburton!!! Oh wait. Sorry. Wrong Vice President.

    elissa (4bccfc)

  19. I now understand why those other people needed to sacrifice limbs and life= thank you Joe, that was so moving.
    I am sure there are people out there who would’ve loved to speak into this moment… but they are dead

    You are a dumbass trainwreck

    steveg (794291)


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