Patterico's Pontifications

10/23/2013

Someone Writing the UT-Austin Police Blotter Has a Sense of Humor

Filed under: General,Humor — Patterico @ 7:10 pm



The payoff is the last paragraph, but somehow it seems funnier to read it all in context, alongside the more serious entries.

October 23, 2013

Campus Watch: Below is a summary of campus activity reported to or observed by the University Police Department between Friday, 10/18/13 and Wednesday, 10/23/13.

GREGORY GYM, 2101 SPEEDWAY STREET
Theft: A UT Student reported his iPhone 5 as stolen from the Gregory Gym basketball court area. Estimated Loss Value: $400.00 Occurred on: 10/22/13, at 8:00 PM.

JESTER WEST, 201 EAST 21ST STREET
Theft: A Non-UT subject reported his black Galaxy S4 phone as stolen from the Jester Academic area. Estimated Loss Value: $300.00 Occurred on: 10/20/13, at 6:59 PM.

2000 SPEEDWAY
Assault, Criminal Trespass: A Non-UT male subject was seen yelling at a Non-UT female subject in the 2000 block of Speedway. The male subject struck the female subject causing her to fall to the ground before fleeing the area. A UT Police Officer responded to the area and arrested the subject for Assault and Criminal Trespass. The subject was transported to Central Booking and was released to TCSO personnel. Occurred on: 10/20/13, at 1:10 PM.

2400 TRINITY STREET
Graffiti, Criminal Mischief: A UT Student reported seeing Texas A&M themed markings made in white spray paint on the tiger statue near the Texas Memorial Museum. Additional markings were found around the Doty Fine Arts, Thompson Conference Center, LBJ Library and Performing Arts Center areas. All of the additional markings were made in maroon and white spray paint. Coincidentally the Texas A&M football team had a devastating loss to the Auburn Tigers earlier the same day. Unlike the Texas A&M loss, these blemishes found on campus can and will be removed as soon as possible. Estimated Removal Cost: $525.00 Occurred on: 10/20/13, at 4:49 AM.

Hook ’em Horns!

Thanks to a tipster.

Jon Stewart Blasts ObamaCare Rollout

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:05 pm



Pretty good stuff. And I like John Oliver.

Claim: Obama Didn’t Know ObamaCare Web Site Sucked

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:54 am



Reassuring stuff (?) from Kathleen Sebelius.

President Barack Obama didn’t know of problems with the Affordable Care Act’s website — despite insurance companies’ complaints and the site’s crashing during a test run — until after its now well-documented abysmal launch, the nation’s health chief told CNN on Tuesday.

In an exclusive interview with Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta asked when the President first learned about the considerable issues with the Obamacare website. Sebelius responded that it was in “the first couple of days” after the site went live October 1.

“But not before that?” Gupta followed up.

To which Sebelius replied, “No, sir.”

This is supposed to give us confidence, I guess?

(I love way they all say you can just call — when reports are that the people you call will tell you to go online.)

If his golf course was not being properly maintained, Obama would know that.

But a Web site to be used by millions of Americans who are required by law to buy what the Web site is offering? Don’t bother me with the details.


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