5/16/2013

12 Responses to “Everything Wrong with Jurassic Park in 3 Minutes”

1. In addition, the first mosquito they show in amber being drilled for its blood meal is a species of Toxorhynchites, the only mosquito genus that does not take a blood meal. Additionally, the second “mosquito” was actually a crane fly. Sheesh! I could have told them that for 10% of the gross.

   Nnivea (25af34) — 5/16/2013 @ 7:46 am

   
   

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   nk (875f57) — 5/16/2013 @ 7:53 am

   
   

3. ? Hyperlink.

   nk (875f57) — 5/16/2013 @ 7:55 am

   
   

4. It might take three days to recount everything wrong with director Steven Spielberg.

   Elephant Stone (65a34b) — 5/16/2013 @ 9:46 am

   
   

5. Never been able to watch the whole movie…cause it was just…not a good movie.

   I caught the T-rex moat inconsistancy right away (I have seen that part)…but I don’t think I’ve made it much further in to the movie…

   LCB (19afa8) — 5/16/2013 @ 10:26 am

   
   

6. i just saw yesterday that J. Michael Straczynski had a hand in the World War Z screenplay

   I don’t really have an opinion on this I just thought it makes for an interesting late-career encore for him

   happyfeet (8ce051) — 5/16/2013 @ 11:36 am

   
   

7. Yes, Brad Pitt’s character is derived from that draft, which wasn’t in the book,

   narciso (3fec35) — 5/16/2013 @ 11:37 am

   
   

8. yeah the screenplay had to do a LOT of heavy-lifting

   I need to pick the book up again I stalled out about a third of the way in

   happyfeet (8ce051) — 5/16/2013 @ 11:38 am

   
   

9. zombies are so overrated, why not adapted robocalypse,

   narciso (3fec35) — 5/16/2013 @ 11:40 am

   
   

10. mister feet, Brad Pitt’s character derives from an innate desire to hear applause from the harvey weinsteins of the world

    ha, ha

    Elephant Stone (65a34b) — 5/16/2013 @ 11:44 am

    
    

11. he’s so much more tolerable than that never-stops-whining little matt damon person

    happyfeet (8ce051) — 5/16/2013 @ 12:10 pm

    
    

12. This post is dedicated to Milhouse.

    Dustin (2da3a2) — 5/16/2013 @ 3:39 pm